Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

If you're reading this I'm trapped in a podcast description writing factory, send help.. I mean, I love my job.. -Would you rather be a door to door salesman who can't look people in the eye, or run an ice cream truck but can only speak in questions? -Chappell Roan or Post Malone -Would you rather have a chicken’s brain in a human’s body, or a human’s brain in a chicken’s body? Patreon.com/WouldYo...

This one is sure to make your blood boil.. -Would you rather be able to boil water on command or freeze water on command? -All or Nothing -Would you rather find Atlantis or El Dorado? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Well bad news, good news. Bad news, due to some bad weather in our neck of the woods, we couldn't record this week since Dave got sucked off by a tornado, but the good news is we have a special episode of our bonus content to share with you! If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon for even a new BOCO every month as well as the back catalog we've already done! Patreon.com/WouldYouRather...

Tody we shine some light on the humble mannequin, the unsung essential work that shows us how a t-shirt will look drapped over our awful bodies.. -Would you rather only be able to move if nobody is looking like a ghost in Super Mario, or anyone you touch turns into a ghost? -What's this Guy Talkin' About? -Would you rather be a store mannequin on the weekdays or be that one weird guy who's always...

It's time to settle our differences the only way we know how, with dance.. -Would you rather not watch anything while eating or no popcorn with a movie?  -Codebreakers -Would you rather have to compete in a break dance competition or participate in an acapella competition?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

It's time to listen to your favorite two podcasters talk about your favorite two X-men's join us wont you.. -Would you rather bring dog biscuits to every potluck or cookout you go to, or always arrive empty handed? -Billie Eilish or Billy Joel -Would you rather always have to break the 4th wall like Deadpool, or live life as a loner like Wolverine? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to acce...

Hope your hungry, cuz these two kings are ready to feast.. -Would you rather like Liver King everyday for a month,  or eat at Burger King for each meal everyday for a month? -Does Dave Even Know the name of my Band!? -Would you rather never eat solid foods again, or do all your poops and pees into a diaper?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

This week we get weird.. Weird Al!?.. -Would you rather be able to listen to Weird Al parodies of all your favorite songs, or only watch porn parodies of all your favorite movies? -Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana -Would you rather have to kill a bug that gets bigger every time you kill it everyday or have one two-story spider that hangs around your neighborhood?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAn...

It's that time of year folks, rev up that grill as we finally settle some age old debate.. -Would you rather drink a gallon of water from your local creek or lick the seat of a port of potty? -All or Nothing -Would you rather eat 76 hot dogs and buns in one sitting or never gluck down a glizzy ever again? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

The boys are back with that brand new summer sound, so rev up your engine, and open your mouth.. -Would you rather do everything with 110% effort or do everything with only 10% effort? -Bob Dylan or Bob's Burgers -Would you rather be in a coma for a year, or in just one year eat an entire Toyota Tacoma? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Two titans of question answering finally weigh in on the age old debate between Furby and Spongebob.. -Would you rather stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave? -All or Nothing -Would you rather own and care for a real living Furby, or live next door to SpongeBob? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

We're on assignment this week so instead of a regular episode, we're sharing some of our bonus content, from the Patreon, if you like what you hear, check out more at Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave for our back log, and a new one every month! Thanks and we'll see ya next week!

The whole universe was in a hot dense state, but then, we released this episode.. -Would you rather be a leader of men or a liter of Mountain Dew? -Sabrina Carpenter or Nine Inch Nails -Would you rather kill Young Sheldon or Regular Adult Sheldon? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Well, we've been doing this for awile now, and we're ready to take on some more responibility, we're ready to rodent fathers.. -Would you rather have to chug all your drinks or sip them slowly? -SciFi or You Lie -Would you rather adopt Stuart Little or Alvin and the Chipmunks Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Pack your bags, cuz we're going hiking.. -Would you rather do this podcast with 3 extra clones of Eric, or 3 extra clones of Dave? -Slipknot or Taylor Swift -Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

The 200th Episode. Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Hope you came hungry, cuz Minion's back on the menu.. -Would you rather work for a boss baby or eat a minion? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a writer for SNL or a popular sitcom? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Here's a little previw of our latest BOCO available at Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave

It's a battle of the 90's sitcom neighbors this week, join us won't you.. -Would you rather always have cold hands or cold feet? -Pink Floyd or Pinkfong -Would you rather be neighbors with Kramer from Seinfield or Wilson from Home Improvement? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

It's time to make a change, a real change.. into a car or maybe a dog.. -Would you rather have to sit on every chair backwards, or always have to walk backwards? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be an animorph or a Transformer? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Hope you filed your American taxes, but if not... uh oh.. -Would you rather have to point at whoever you’re talking to until the conversation is over, or have to cup your ear everytime someone is talking to you? -Green Mile or 8 Mile -Would you rather get mugged, or audited by the IRS? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

This ones for the Fallout fans, oh, and just in time for the new show, what a coincidence.. -Would you rather give up pizza or ice cream? -All or Nothing -In the world of Fallout, WYR be a vault dweller entering the wasteland for the first time, or be a ghoul? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Just in time for after April Fools Day, we're having a prank war.. -Would you rather have to eat all your meals on your hands and knees like a dirty dog for the rest of your life, or only eat hands and knees for the rest of your life? (These can be dishes with hands and knees as the main ingredient) -Product Mayhem -Would you rather be in a prank war with a bunch of toddlers, or one adult? Patreon...

Godzilla and Kong are back, and so are we, to discover our own forgotten empire, by which i mean an episode of the podcast.. -Would you rather when you sleep, have constant, annoying noises happening around you, or have all the lights on where you are sleeping? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have King Kong or Godzilla as the best man at your wedding? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to...

Hey, remember the movie School of Rock? We sure hope so, or this one might go right over your heads.. -Would you rather have fake teeth or hair plugs? -21 Pilots or 21 Savage -Would you rather be a student at the school of hard knocks, or the school of rock with Jack Black? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!