Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

This week we talk about wrapping our sleeping bodies in cheese.. -Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you have pooped before, or be able to fly but only as fast as you can run? -Test your Metal -Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese, or floors made of raw hamburger? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Head out to the wild wilderness with us and pitch a tent.. -You’re on a camping trip in the woods. WYR only be able to eat food you cooked over a fire, or only eat cereal?  -Let's Get Down to Business -Would you rather spend a week camping alone with plenty of supplies, or with your spouse and no supplies? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Maybe the real Jackass was the friends we made along the way.. -Would you rather get a thousand paper cuts or a thousand piercings?  -Got any Fast Food Games on your Phone? -Would you rather be the strongest member of the Jackass crew, or the weakest member of the DK crew? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Boy do we have a treat for you this week, its a clip show.. -WYR your flesh be replaced with hotdog meat or cotton candy? (Ep. 162) -WYR live in a McDonald’s playplace, or die in a Burger King bathroom? (Ep. 39) -Can you Keep A Secret (Ep. 244) -WYR have a South Park themed wedding, or a Family Guy themed funeral? (Ep. 227) Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Finally someplace you can go to hear people talk about the backrooms.. -Would you rather be a princess or a president? -All or Nothing -Would you rather spend a month in the Backrooms or move back in with your parents? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Content warning for people that get grossed out easily, in this episode, we do talk about Arby's.. -Would you rather piss into a deep fryer while on the clock, or shove a co-worker’s hand into the fryer?  -Never Have I Ever -Would you rather have to go back to college and get a math degree, or spend a month on a busy street corner in a tourist area with a sign that says "Famous singer down on his...

We've officially put out more episodes than Friends, the Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men, it's lonely up here at the top.. -Would you rather have immortality but you’re constantly starving and can’t eat, or have immortality and you’re constantly tired and you can’t sleep? -All or Nothing -Uh oh, those Gen Z kids are bringing back unsavory trends. WYR stop the revival of smoking cigarettes...

Well, after six long days without an episode, we have returned with a new episode, whatever you do, don't call it a comeback.. -Would you rather have to drive a cop car or a kidnappers van? -Rise or Shine -Would you rather work at a gym and be paid in free use of the equipment, or work at a spa and be paid in free luxury personal care products? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access b...

Just in time for May the 4th, we're talking Stormtroopers.. -Would you rather have to have one regularly portioned dinner last you a whole week or have to eat that same dinner for every meal for a month? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be the best stormtrooper or the worst storm chaser? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's finally here everyone, after all these years, our League of Legends episode.. -Would you rather be the most annoying person in recorded human history OR only be able to speak 100 words per day? -Test your Metal -Would you rather Loudly and obnoxiously laugh out loud for an hour straight any time someone tells a joke around you, or play 5 full games of League of Legends every day for the rest...

Youve heard of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxay, but Hitchiker's Guide to the Podcast!? Thats ridiculous.. -Would you rather hitchhike across the entire United States, or ride the rails? -All or Nothing -Throwback Thursday! Would you rather contract polio, smallpox, tuberculosis, or leprosy? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This ones a clip show and we're real sorry, but you're not allowed to be mad, ok, you have to promise.. -WYR always wear a bib when eating out, or only drink from a sippy cup? (Ep. 227) -WYR bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice, or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice? (Ep. 242) -You lied to someone and said you play jazz music, but they...

We may not be the man of the house, but we could be the man in the shed.. -Would you rather have a gigantic nose and ears, or no nose or ears? (Senses are unaffected in both cases) -Dave Trivia -Would you rather squat in someone's attic or shed? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're talking vampires this week, just in time for Halloween several months from now.. -Would you rather ride or die? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a vampire or a vampire hunter? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hoppy Easter everyone.. -You are planning an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of stranger’s kids. WYR fill the eggs with random pills, or your entire tax return? -Resurrection Trivia -Would you rather be the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we take questions from fans and asnwer them on the show.. -Would you rather get paid your current salary, or make double it but get paid in loose pennies? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a famous country music star or the lead vocalist of a famous screamo band? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Two titans of the industry, Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, who would be the better neighbor.. -Would you rather get struck by a foul ball at an MLB game, or be an umpire for one game? -Starstruck -Would you rather live next door to Spongebob Squarepants, or Mickey Mouse’s Club House? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we finally become sellouts to ur corporate overlords.. -Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? -Mascot or Ascot -Would you rather dedicate your life to charity or dedicate your life to corporate sponsorships?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week fantasize what it would be like to stop paying child support.. -Would you rather be a deadbeat dad or beat up someone's dead dad in front of them? -Kids BOP Quiz -Would you rather have a random name tattooed on your lower back, or have a random person give you a tattoo of your choosing?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we decide if we want stay in our swamp or, do whatever it is that the Smurfs do.. -Would you rather drink from the fountain of youth or bottle it and sell it? -Dave that Tune -Would you rather have green skin like Shrek or blue skin like a Smurf? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Love is in the air and we're here to solve all your relationship problems.. -Would you rather sneeze into your open palm before shaking anyone's hand or have to do the "quarter behind the ear" magic trick to anyone you walk past? -Valentines Dave -Would you rather have two dates for Valentine’s day at the same time (they do not know each other), or have no date for Valentine’s day? Patreon.com/Wou...

Super bowl is here, which can only mean one thing, it's crab time.. -Would you rather eat a hearty meal's worth of earth worm's or eat a meal of your choosing "baby bird" style? -Sci-Fi or Lie presents: Game of Game of Thrones -Would you rather become a bug farmer or crab fisher? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

One of us got sick, so please enjoy this historic milestone, our 13th clip show.. -WYR have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family, or send me $50,000? (Ep. 185) -WYR have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs, or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed? (Ep. 168) -Serenade or Marinade (Ep. 9...

Join us in the wasteland as we discuss the worlds of Fallout, and Elden Ring.. -Would you rather be an Alpha Wolf or a Lone Wolf? -Men at Work or the Weeknd -Would you rather spend a year in New Vegas from Fallout, or a day in the Lands Between from Elden Ring? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's never easy losing a love one, but thanks to modern technology and computers no ever has to really go, and thats what we get into this week, in the form of Robocop.. -Would you rather have the same exact name as a celebrity, or look identical to a celebrity? -Dog Jeopardy -Would you rather become a Robocop or have your consciousness uploaded to the cloud? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndD...