Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

SNL or escpaed from Hell, either way, we're getting hunted! Hahaha, we've had a lot of fun, but in all seriousness, we have an announcement this week, this is going to be the last episode we post for awhile, for more details listen to the episode! -Would you rather live in an aquarium or the zoo?  -Shaq Trivia -WYR be hunted by Michael Myers, or Mike Myers?

Content warning on this on folkse, we're gonna talk about blood on this one, and the the eels that doctors used to use to heal us.. -Would you rather marry your high school bully or divorce your high school sweetheart  -All or Nothing -Would you rather your body creates new blood half as fast or twice as fast?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hope you've got a sweet tooth, because it's sugar daddy time.. -Would you rather be a sugar daddy or a sugar baby? (Note: the other person hates you) -Li'l Lyrics Triva -You’re an action movie star. WYR do your own stunts (poor safety standards) or sign over your likeness so that AI can replace you? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hop on and grab a rope, we zippin'.. -Would you rather travel to work via the sewers or a giant zipline? -All or Nothing -Would you rather travel the world by train or a sailboat? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

By now we're sure you know there was a World Cup, but did you know that there are also video games.. -Would you rather be criticized or ignored? -Real or Fake -Would you rather get rid of all your game consoles, or have to console every player that lost in the World Cup? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us for en epic journey as we sail the seas to live out the plot of whatever happens in Moana.. -Would you rather have the ability to talk to the ocean like Moana, or have magic shapeshifting powers like Maui? -All or Nothing -Would you rather fight the lava monster Te Ka or steal the treasure from Tamatoa in the realm of Lalotai? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episo...

This week we talk about wrapping our sleeping bodies in cheese.. -Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you have pooped before, or be able to fly but only as fast as you can run? -Test your Metal -Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese, or floors made of raw hamburger? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Head out to the wild wilderness with us and pitch a tent.. -You’re on a camping trip in the woods. WYR only be able to eat food you cooked over a fire, or only eat cereal?  -Let's Get Down to Business -Would you rather spend a week camping alone with plenty of supplies, or with your spouse and no supplies? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Maybe the real Jackass was the friends we made along the way.. -Would you rather get a thousand paper cuts or a thousand piercings?  -Got any Fast Food Games on your Phone? -Would you rather be the strongest member of the Jackass crew, or the weakest member of the DK crew? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Boy do we have a treat for you this week, its a clip show.. -WYR your flesh be replaced with hotdog meat or cotton candy? (Ep. 162) -WYR live in a McDonald’s playplace, or die in a Burger King bathroom? (Ep. 39) -Can you Keep A Secret (Ep. 244) -WYR have a South Park themed wedding, or a Family Guy themed funeral? (Ep. 227) Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Finally someplace you can go to hear people talk about the backrooms.. -Would you rather be a princess or a president? -All or Nothing -Would you rather spend a month in the Backrooms or move back in with your parents? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Content warning for people that get grossed out easily, in this episode, we do talk about Arby's.. -Would you rather piss into a deep fryer while on the clock, or shove a co-worker’s hand into the fryer?  -Never Have I Ever -Would you rather have to go back to college and get a math degree, or spend a month on a busy street corner in a tourist area with a sign that says "Famous singer down on his...

We've officially put out more episodes than Friends, the Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men, it's lonely up here at the top.. -Would you rather have immortality but you’re constantly starving and can’t eat, or have immortality and you’re constantly tired and you can’t sleep? -All or Nothing -Uh oh, those Gen Z kids are bringing back unsavory trends. WYR stop the revival of smoking cigarettes...

Well, after six long days without an episode, we have returned with a new episode, whatever you do, don't call it a comeback.. -Would you rather have to drive a cop car or a kidnappers van? -Rise or Shine -Would you rather work at a gym and be paid in free use of the equipment, or work at a spa and be paid in free luxury personal care products? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access b...

Just in time for May the 4th, we're talking Stormtroopers.. -Would you rather have to have one regularly portioned dinner last you a whole week or have to eat that same dinner for every meal for a month? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be the best stormtrooper or the worst storm chaser? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's finally here everyone, after all these years, our League of Legends episode.. -Would you rather be the most annoying person in recorded human history OR only be able to speak 100 words per day? -Test your Metal -Would you rather Loudly and obnoxiously laugh out loud for an hour straight any time someone tells a joke around you, or play 5 full games of League of Legends every day for the rest...

Youve heard of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxay, but Hitchiker's Guide to the Podcast!? Thats ridiculous.. -Would you rather hitchhike across the entire United States, or ride the rails? -All or Nothing -Throwback Thursday! Would you rather contract polio, smallpox, tuberculosis, or leprosy? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This ones a clip show and we're real sorry, but you're not allowed to be mad, ok, you have to promise.. -WYR always wear a bib when eating out, or only drink from a sippy cup? (Ep. 227) -WYR bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice, or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice? (Ep. 242) -You lied to someone and said you play jazz music, but they...

We may not be the man of the house, but we could be the man in the shed.. -Would you rather have a gigantic nose and ears, or no nose or ears? (Senses are unaffected in both cases) -Dave Trivia -Would you rather squat in someone's attic or shed? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're talking vampires this week, just in time for Halloween several months from now.. -Would you rather ride or die? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a vampire or a vampire hunter? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hoppy Easter everyone.. -You are planning an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of stranger’s kids. WYR fill the eggs with random pills, or your entire tax return? -Resurrection Trivia -Would you rather be the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we take questions from fans and asnwer them on the show.. -Would you rather get paid your current salary, or make double it but get paid in loose pennies? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a famous country music star or the lead vocalist of a famous screamo band? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Two titans of the industry, Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, who would be the better neighbor.. -Would you rather get struck by a foul ball at an MLB game, or be an umpire for one game? -Starstruck -Would you rather live next door to Spongebob Squarepants, or Mickey Mouse’s Club House? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we finally become sellouts to ur corporate overlords.. -Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? -Mascot or Ascot -Would you rather dedicate your life to charity or dedicate your life to corporate sponsorships?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week fantasize what it would be like to stop paying child support.. -Would you rather be a deadbeat dad or beat up someone's dead dad in front of them? -Kids BOP Quiz -Would you rather have a random name tattooed on your lower back, or have a random person give you a tattoo of your choosing?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!