Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

This week we decide if we want stay in our swamp or, do whatever it is that the Smurfs do.. -Would you rather drink from the fountain of youth or bottle it and sell it? -Dave that Tune -Would you rather have green skin like Shrek or blue skin like a Smurf? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Love is in the air and we're here to solve all your relationship problems.. -Would you rather sneeze into your open palm before shaking anyone's hand or have to do the "quarter behind the ear" magic trick to anyone you walk past? -Valentines Dave -Would you rather have two dates for Valentine’s day at the same time (they do not know each other), or have no date for Valentine’s day? Patreon.com/Wou...

Super bowl is here, which can only mean one thing, it's crab time.. -Would you rather eat a hearty meal's worth of earth worm's or eat a meal of your choosing "baby bird" style? -Sci-Fi or Lie presents: Game of Game of Thrones -Would you rather become a bug farmer or crab fisher? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

One of us got sick, so please enjoy this historic milestone, our 13th clip show.. -WYR have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family, or send me $50,000? (Ep. 185) -WYR have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs, or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed? (Ep. 168) -Serenade or Marinade (Ep. 9...

Join us in the wasteland as we discuss the worlds of Fallout, and Elden Ring.. -Would you rather be an Alpha Wolf or a Lone Wolf? -Men at Work or the Weeknd -Would you rather spend a year in New Vegas from Fallout, or a day in the Lands Between from Elden Ring? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's never easy losing a love one, but thanks to modern technology and computers no ever has to really go, and thats what we get into this week, in the form of Robocop.. -Would you rather have the same exact name as a celebrity, or look identical to a celebrity? -Dog Jeopardy -Would you rather become a Robocop or have your consciousness uploaded to the cloud? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndD...

Father forgive me, for I have sinned, actaully hold that thought while I tab over to the other browser window.. Also, head over to our patreon to hear our Would you Rather Awards for the year that was!! -Would you rather confess your sins online or face to face? -Goggins on the Noggin -Would you rather dramatically over-exaggerate everything you say, or consistently understate everything with litt...

New year, new us, by which I mean we're exactly the same.. but we do have new bonus content coming to our Patreon this week, so thats pretty cool!! -You awake one morning to learn a horrible secret. WYR everyone else on earth has always been a robot, or taller than you? -All or Nothing -Quick you need a new grift! WYR come up with a new wellness supplement or become a real estate ghoul? Patreon.co...

It's the Christmas episode.. -Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or be married to a gingerbread man? -12 Dave's of Christmas -Would you rather have to do elf on the shelf all year round or go ALL-OUT on the outdoor decorations? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a dirty job, and we're just the ones to do it.. -Would you rather have soft teeth or brittle bones? -Have you Forgotten? -Would you rather work in the coal mines or on an oil rig? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

So yes, it is a clip show, but just think how good it will make the next episode feel when it's brand new! -WYR stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave? (Ep. 204) -WYR live in a world without dogs, or a world of only dogs? (Ep. 54) -One Knee or Two Knees (Ep. 120) -WYR have to be the Easter Bunny for a day at a mall, or lay all of the eggs for an Easter egg hunt. (Ep. 143) P...

Stranger Things is back, and so are we, they haven't aged a day, and neither have we.. -Would you rather be politely rejected by 1,000 women over the course of a year, or be brutally and publicly rejected by 10 women over the course of a year? -Goo Goo Dolls or Lady Gaga -Would you rather have Eleven’s powers from Stranger Things, or have knowledge of the 11 herbs and spices of KFC? Patreon.com/Wo...

It's the most wonderful time of the year again, Thanksgiving.. -Would you rather have your meal served buffet-style or plated? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner, or a carnivore Thanksgiving dinner? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Wedding bells are ringing through the air celebrating the love and the Predator and the Xenomorph.. -Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons? -Eric or Dave -Would you rather organize a bachelor party for the Predator or the Alien? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's fashion week here at WYR and our clothes come in two styles, tight, and damp.. -Would you rather wear clothes that are too tight all day, or clothes that are slightly damp all day? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have to eat cereal out of one of the airport security bins, or access the cockpit during a flight? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! This episode...

We've got a rough one this week, we have to walk, yuck.. -Would you rather be able to climb anywhere, but always need help getting down, or be able to walk anywhere, but always need a ride home? -Kidz Bob Quiz -Would you rather be shot while doing something embarrassing or be stabbed at an important meeting? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Don't get too scared, but it's Haloween again.. -Would you rather live in a haunted house (filled with actors going boo) or a HAUNTED house (real spirits probably not going boo)? -All or Nothing -Would you rather date a vampire or a werewolf? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we get contemplative about what comes next, after we cross the rainbow bridge, fun stuff! -Would you rather have serial killers as parents or have your child be a serial killer? -Sugar Rush -Would you rather reincarnation be real or heaven/hell be real? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're going under the knife, just like some delicious deli meat.. -Would you rather be a major league pitcher and need Tommy John surgery, or work at Jimmy Johns and be perfectly healthy? -All or Nothing -Would you rather win the lottery but can only spend the money on temu or have your current income but can only buy things if one of your parents approves the purchase? Patreon.com/Would...

This week we're getting mythylogical and debating what exactly counts as a pet.. -Would you rather have a pet Pegasus or a pet Satyr? -Hired or Fired -For one year, would you rather work 14 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory, or as a middle school teacher? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've escaped the burning building Mr. Beast trapped us in to record this podcast.. -Would you rather be a horse cop or a school cop? -Taglines -Would you rather work for Mr. Beast or have Mr. Bean work for you? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're back at it again, and this time we're eating a bunch of stuff that will make us very sick.. -Would you rather swallow 100 Orbeez, or 100 Oreos? -Simon Says -Would you rather Be a Dungeon Master for a long running dungeons and dragons campaign, or be a Dungeon Master for a night long orgy. Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a musical episode as we debate the merits of both Ska and Dubstep, join us wont you.. -Would you rather be turned into a snowman to learn a lesson or shrink any family of your choosing into the size of an ant? -All or Nothing -Would you rather attempt to bring back ska music or dubstep? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Sorry for the clip show, but have no fear we'll have questions for years, like what if Dave was a robot.. -WYR live inside the “It’s a Small World” attraction at Disney world for a month, or ride the “Slinky Dog Dash” roller coaster for 48 hours straight? (Ep. 71) -Pink Floyd or Pinkfong (Ep. 198) -WYR be a sidekick to Batman or Superman? (Ep. 216) Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to acce...

Hop on in, the water is warm, and so is the beer.. -Would you rather have your stomach growl in the exact voice of Morgan Freeman, or your yawn sounds like a far-off foghorn? -Ice Cube Trivia -Would you rather be a lifeguard at a beach full of sharks, or be a bouncer at a bar full of pool sharks? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!