Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

We're putting a gang together for a heist, one last score. We're looking for a specialist whose really good at downloading and listening to this episode of the podcast, are you in.. -Would you rather rob a bank or a grave? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have a Texas accent and live in New York or a New York accent and live in Texas? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus epis...

This week we're giving out free advice and gifts.. -Would you rather give the best gifts or the best advice? -What's this Guy Talkin' About? -Would you rather everyone you speak to laughs at everything you say for the rest of your life, or nobody ever laughs at you again? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we celebrate America with it's two purest artforms, beauty pagents and hog calling.. -Would you rather compete for Miss America or compete in a hog calling contest? -All or Nothing -You have one year to become a famous artist. WYR attempt to be famous using only graffiti or clay as your medium?   Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Get your costume on and hop in the ring, its wrastlin' time.. -Would you rather every month have to earn $600 by asking strangers for money, or have someone see your dong who has never seen it before. -Royal Lyrics Trivia -Would you rather write for a wrestling show or write for a soap opera? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're talking high, we're talking low, we're talking Avengers.. -Would you rather start every sentence speaking at a lower pitch and every word you speak has to go up in pitch (per sentence), or start every sentence high and every word after is lower in pitch? -All or Nothing -Thanos just snapped his finger: WYR disappear or be left behind? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to ac...

What a treat for you, it's a clip show.. -WYR only drink jello shots for a week, or just one thermometer of mercury? (Ep. 184 ) -WYR be in the middle of a human centipede or have to choose three friends to form a human centipede? (Ep. 51) -Zelda Trivia (Ep. 151) -WYR kill young Sheldon or regular adult Sheldon? (Ep. 203 Q3) Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we take a deep dive into the American legal system and provide an analysis on the lyrics of Kendrick Lamar.. -Would you rather work at a toy store or a candy store? -Kendrick Lamar or Anna Kendrick -Would you rather be judge, jury, or executioner? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We way in on the hotest question going around the world wide web right now, and specularte on who will be the new pope, eventhough we've now known for a week, join us.. -Would you rather look like Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd? -All or Nothing -Would you rather fight 100 men or 1 gorilla? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a scam eat scam world out there, the only question is which side will you be on.. -Would you rather be a pirate with rubber powers, or a kid in a superhero society? -It's Elementary! -Would you rather completely and utterly fall for every scam text and call that comes your way, or you live your life as a scam caller/texter and the only money you can make is through that (you cannot automate y...

Join us for a special goodbye to our unoffical third mic, Skype.. -Would you rather get married over Skype or Divorced over Microsoft Teams? -All or Nothing -You're on a Skype interview for a new job. Would you rather be stuck sharing your screen with them, or have no audio?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're talking two great recreational activities today, that's right, paintball, and bathing like a cat.. -Would you rather have 9 lives like a cat, or only be able to bathe like a cat? -Kpop or Kids Show -Would you rather play laser tag with a group of children, or play paintball with a group of ex-Marines? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're back and we're talking modern day hit sitcoms like Fraiser, and Seinfeld.. -Would you rather have eyes the size of corn kernels or lips the size of hot dogs? -All or Nothing -Would you rather live in Frasier's Seattle or Seinfeld's New York? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Time to put our differences aside, and finally deicded if we want to die at sea or on dry land.. -Would you rather always have to eat homemade meals you made yourself, or always have to eat out for all your meals? -Can you Keep a Secret? -Would you rather be a pirate or a pilgrim? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This podcast has a first name, its W-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-R-A-T-H-E-R, this podcast has a second name its W-I-T-H-E-R-I-C-A-N-D-D-A-V-E.. -Would you rather have an alien best friend or be the alien best friend? -All or Nothing -As your primary vehicle, WYR drive the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile, or the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week access our inner craftsman and build some high quality stuffs.. -Would you rather Bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice? -Product Mayhem -Would you rather build your own home or build your own car? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Due to some unforseen technical difficulties we couldn't release a rugalr episode this week, so instead we are treating you to one of our bonus episodes for the Patreon feed! If you like this one and wanna more stuff like it, theres a Patreon page you should chek out.. Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've got pizza on the brain and pizza on the podcast, come and get it, it is both available, and warm.. -Would you rather play a dead body or the guy who did it on law & order SVU? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be stabbed in the back by a friend like Julius Caesar or only eat Hot n' Ready pizza from Little Caesar's  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we discuss two iconic animated characters, one of which is in the public domain, as for the other one, please please please don't tell Disney we talked about them, please be cool just this once.. -Would you rather always dress like Donald Duck or Winnie the Pooh? -Jelly Roll or Pearl Jam -Would you rather always have to sit in one of the end seats in the very front row at the movie theat...

This time it's all about sports, but if that's not your thing, stick around, we also lie about Jazz.. -Would you rather manage an unruly team that wins, or a good natured team that loses? -SciFi or Lie -You've lied and said you play jazz music, they've asked you to go up on stage at the Jazz Lounge to join the band. Which instrument would you rather pick up to try and blend in, the trumpet, the pi...

Just in time for a week after Valentine's Day, we're talking love and marriage.. -Would you rather never be able to call any phone number you've ever called or never be go to any physical address you've been at before? -Kidz Bop Quiz -Would you rather marry into the royal family or marry your soulmate? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Some weeks we have a good time with funny little questions, and some weeks, we shoulder the burden of deciding which soul crushing fate we take to protect you from the consequnces. Today is one of the latter, we must become either rich, or famous.. -Would you Rather raise chickens or bees? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be rich or famous? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonu...

The only thing better than one new episode of the show is multiple clips of several episodes. More bang for your buck, you're welcome.. -WYR work for a boss baby or eat a minion? (Ep. 199 Q1) -WYR eat a famous mummy, or just a regular guy? (Ep. 145 Q2) -Spit or Swallow (Ep. 72) -You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. W...

This week we discuss high fashion, and imagine what it would be like to be two people with anxiety.. -Would you Rather dress in a steampunk style or a goth style? -Teddy Swims or Drowning Pool -Would you rather have separation anxiety from your phone or from your significant other? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we delve into literature, finance, and the art of joke construction, join us wont you.. -Would you Rather lend a book knowing it will never be returned, or lend $10 knowing they will never be paid back? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have to explain every joke or explain every insult? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us wont you for a game of chance as we late fate decide our question this week.. -Would you rather be irresistible to men (or your non sexual preference for those playing at home), or irresistible to the elderly? -Kid Rock or Kid Cudi -Would you Rather have your family think the worst of you but have their safety guaranteed, or have your family be in danger but they think good things about yo...