Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

Just in time for a week after Valentine's Day, we're talking love and marriage.. -Would you rather never be able to call any phone number you've ever called or never be go to any physical address you've been at before? -Kidz Bop Quiz -Would you rather marry into the royal family or marry your soulmate? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Some weeks we have a good time with funny little questions, and some weeks, we shoulder the burden of deciding which soul crushing fate we take to protect you from the consequnces. Today is one of the latter, we must become either rich, or famous.. -Would you Rather raise chickens or bees? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be rich or famous? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonu...

The only thing better than one new episode of the show is multiple clips of several episodes. More bang for your buck, you're welcome.. -WYR work for a boss baby or eat a minion? (Ep. 199 Q1) -WYR eat a famous mummy, or just a regular guy? (Ep. 145 Q2) -Spit or Swallow (Ep. 72) -You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. W...

This week we discuss high fashion, and imagine what it would be like to be two people with anxiety.. -Would you Rather dress in a steampunk style or a goth style? -Teddy Swims or Drowning Pool -Would you rather have separation anxiety from your phone or from your significant other? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we delve into literature, finance, and the art of joke construction, join us wont you.. -Would you Rather lend a book knowing it will never be returned, or lend $10 knowing they will never be paid back? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have to explain every joke or explain every insult? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us wont you for a game of chance as we late fate decide our question this week.. -Would you rather be irresistible to men (or your non sexual preference for those playing at home), or irresistible to the elderly? -Kid Rock or Kid Cudi -Would you Rather have your family think the worst of you but have their safety guaranteed, or have your family be in danger but they think good things about yo...

The only thing better than a new episode? An episode made up of old bits and a trip down memory lane.. -WYR be great at rapping or tap dancing? (Ep. 176 Q1) -WYR only eat KFC for a month or get hit in the stomach will a ball peen hammer? (Ep. 103 Q2) -Eric or Dave (Ep. 164)-WYR be in a prank war with a bunch of toddlers or one adult? (Ep. 194 Q2) Patreon.com/wouldyouratherwithericanddave

A tale as old as time.. Eric and the Dave.. -Would you rather be raised by Timon and Pumbaa or Cluade Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame? -Let the Stuffs Hit the Floor -Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and The Beast, or have Gaston as your boyfriend? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

What are you doing reading the episode descriptiopn, it's boxing day! Get out there and box.. -Would you rather deal with a grumpy reindeer or an angry elf? -Christmas Trivia -Would you rather live through the events of Die Hard or Home Alone? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

You have been entrusted with a great challenge, you must form a fellowship and listen to these two kings talk about eating like hogs in a trough.. -Would you rather slop it up or pinky out? -All or Nothing -Would you rather bring the One Ring to the fires of Mount Doom or live with Gollum?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Imagine if you will, a perfect world, no imagine its not perfect but you're the boss, wouldn't that be weird do you think.. -Would you rather eat a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice? -Product Mayhem -Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

Get ready for a somber and tasteful discussion of Family Guy theming oppurtunities at a funeral.. -Would you rather wear a bib every time you eat out or only ever drink from a sippy cup? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have a South Park-themed wedding or a Family Guy-themed funeral? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

It's Thanksgivingday, what are you doing reading the show notes, go get some more stuffing!! Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes! 

It's sports time, a time fore sports.. -Without anytime to prepare, would you rather be a referee in a professional game of American football, or soccer? -Bar Trivia -Would you rather have a random body part twitch every 10 seconds or a random 10 seconds of your day is streamed on twitch everyday for the world to see? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

A podcast talking about AI!? If you can even believe such a thing.. -Would you rather your only friend is an AI chatbot or a human whose obsessed with the Big Bang Theory? -Papa Roach or Mama Mia -Would you rather have something accidently sewn inside you during a surgery or have a few teeth accidently shattered during a dental procedure? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly...

Yuo work hard all week, shouldn't you be allowed to blow off a little steam with one of your favorite cartoon characters.. -Would you rather do ketamine with Mr Krabs, or crack with Peter Griffin? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have a personal robot butler, or a cursed monkey’s paw style genie that will grant you three wishes? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus ep...

This is Halloween, THIS is Halloween.. -Would you rather be the only one at a costume party not dressed up, or the only one at work who wore a costume? -Rob Zombie or Vampire Weekend -Would you rather be haunted by Casper the friendly ghost, or do an escape room with Jigsaw? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

This week we shine a spotlight on our local libraries by getting trapped inside and maybe eating a book.. -Would you rather the only remaining flavor profile of food is "hot" a la hot Cheeto, or all your food be one week past expiration? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be trapped inside of a library for a month or inside a grocery store for a whole year? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave...

This week we're talking about the modern and relevant hit film The Truman Show, join us wont you.. -Would you rather Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake? -Luke Combs or Hairspray -Would you rather find out that your whole life was being filmed like the Truman Show, or be the spouse in someone else’s “Truman Show”?...

Good news, it's a clip show!! -WYR get your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket (Ep. 190) -WYR be able to revive any dead body by having sex with it, or be able to cure any sick person by kissing them on the lips? (Ep. 149) -Choose Your Own Daventure (Ep. 156) -WYR watch a magician die on stage, or volunteer to go on stage with a magician who will make fun of you in front of the aud...

Finally as we climb the social ladder it leads to a change to rub elbows with some certified A-listers.. -Would you rather live above a loud bookstore or a quiet dive bar? -All or Nothing -Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Bet you didn't think you'd hear from us again did ya bucko, but we're back again.. -Would you rather feed an animal or milk an animal? -2 Chainz or Alice in Chains -Would you rather only be able to play Minecraft or minesweeper? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

Two iconic heroes duke it out to see who has the burden of taking care of us.. -Would you rather have a row of 5 functional asses that go up your back that no one knows about, or  everyone else has the 5 ass's, but they all think you're a freak for having only 1? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be a sidekick to Batman or Superman? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus...

Nobody loves chuckin their food more than these two knuckleheads.. -Would you rather be the reason a food fight starts or the reason a food fight ends? -Glowrilla or Artic Monkeys -Would you rather spend one week in an airport or one month in an underground bunker? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes! 

If you ever needed evidence that we are still young, cool, and hip, this is it right here.. -Would you rather, for the rest of your life, have one ear feel like there's water stuck in there or have one nostril feel clogged like when you have a cold? -All or Nothing -Would you rather scat your way through a press release or dance the macarena when delivering bad news?  Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWit...