Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

HOOOOOONK all aboard the cruise ship, it's time to sail off to our golden years.. -Would you rather have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family or send me $50,000? -Kobe or Kobayashi -Would you rather live out your retirement on a cruise ship or in a 3-star hotel? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Pop on your muddist boots, cuz we're looking for a roomate.. -Would you rather only drink jello shots for a week or just one thermometer of mercury? -All or Nothing -Would you rather Would you rather be roommates with a mountain man or a swamp man? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Everybody grab a tambourine, we're starting a band.. -Would you rather only be able to write with a quill pen or a crayon? -Ice Trivia -Would you rather have your own family reality TV show or have your own family band? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

With the holidays over, it's time to get back to work, but where should we work.. -Would you rather work at Chick-Fil-A or at the fanciest resturaunt in town? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have to shake a magic 8 Ball to answer anyone's question or have to hum through the ABCs before answering a question? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

New year new us! Let's help 2024 make 2023 look like 2022.. -Would you rather Punch your grandma in the back of the head or jump out of the moving car going 70km/h? -Eric or Dave -Would you rather work on a farm or work as a butcher? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Sorry for the clip show, see you next year.. Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Merry Christmas to all, and don't forget the perfect last minute stocking stuffer gift, a subscription to our Patreon, Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Today we're gonna try to truely appreciate life.. -Would you rather go rocky mountain climbing or eat a rocky mountain oyster? -Drake or Josh -Would you rather go skydiving or bull riding? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Get ready to throw down, cuz there's only one way out of this episode, and that's in a body bag!

Dust off your dancing soes, it's time to spit bars.. -Would you rather be great at rapping or great at tap dancing? -Ford or Ferrari -Would you rather have the ability to induce fear, sleep, pain, or confusion on others? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night.. Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Roll up your sleeves and start diggin'.. -Would you rather have an empty void outside of time that you can go to at will, and fill with whatever crap you want (video games, a ferrari, masturbation paraphernalia), or always be in peak human physical condition no matter what? -Beg or Pardon -Would you rather be a contract killer for a week or dig graves for the rest of your life using only a shovel?...

Hope you're ready to get hot, or get cold, cuz this week, we're diving right in.. -Would you rather spend 20 minutes each morning in the sauna or spend 10 minutes each morning in a cold plunge? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have had to fight in WWI, WWII, or WWIII in the future? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

We finally tackle the age old question, is it better to be awake, or drunk.. -Would you rather have no fingernails or no eyelashes? -Eric or Dave -Would you rather give up coffee or alcohol? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Happy Halloween everybody! Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

This week we're going up up and away, or in the back of an ambulence.. -Would you Rather always wake up completely refreshed no matter how many hours of sleep you got the night before, or be able to eat and drink any type of food or drink without it negatively affecting your body? -Nerf Trivia -Would you rather fly a plane in an emergency or take a night as an EMT? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEr...

Sorry for the clip show! -WYR be the front half of a horse or the back half? (Ep. 126 ) -WYR undergo light surgery without anesthesia or pain medication, or perform a light surgery on yourself without feeling any pain?(Ep 59) -Hired or Fired(Ep 124) -You have been called onto the stage by an amateur magician to help with their next act: WYR assist by throwing knives at a woman on a spinning wheel,...

AS the old saying goes, hope you don't unzip me and I lose all my guts.. -Would you Rather have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed? -All or Nothing -Would you rather leave a visible footprint wherever you step that won’t go away or leave visible fingerprints wherever you touch tha...

Would you like to play a game? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for girl dinner.. -Would you Rather go undercover as an amish for a month or as a gang member? -Bhad Lyrics -Would you rather only be able to eat girl dinner for the rest of your life or for just one night eat a girl for dinner? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Time to roll up your sleeves, puff out your chest, and pick up a fork to dig into this lovely stack of pancakes,, -Would you Rather Have to ascend and descend every set of stairs using a pogo stick and you have to start over if you fall off or always have to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator or escalator? -SciFi or You Lie -Would you rather be a member of the the Breakfast Club or the...

It's time to go green by chosing more enviromentally consious forms of transportation.. -Would you Rather have no arms or have 30 arms? (Having them removed is not an option) -Eric or Dave -Would you rather travel by alligator or power wheels? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

We are happy to announce our Patreon launching right now! If you want to support the show we have two ways to do it, a $1 tier that gets you access to our all time questions to list, updated every week, and $3 tier gets you a monthly bonus episode where we shake up the format with games, book talk, and unreleased material! Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave -Would you Rather find a rat in y...

Hey Batman, wanna know how I got this long running hit series on Tru TV.. -Would you Rather your flesh be replaced with hot dog meat or cotton candy? -Whisper or Shout -Would you Rather join a rockband or become an Impractical Joker?

This week we're going to the movies, if we can get past our neighbors first.. -Would you Rather live in a neighborhood full of Karen's or full of partying Young adults? -Sci Fi or You Lie: Love at First Bite -Uh Oh! You accidentally took a boner pill while in the movie theater, but the movie has just ended. WYR wait it out before leaving, take care of the problem at hand, or call in a bomb threat?