Wine & Weed Wednesday

Chris Brown, consent, children.... lotta C's..... just sayin.... she's saying children a lot.... children and a dead baby.... wtf dood... get rid of children, Chris Brown, Consent, and a Dead baby..... 😘

First off, we want to apologize for this being such a parenting podcast we literally never put parenting shit into the list.... but this is just an open conversation, you nutsacks... so get used to it or hit the bricks... 😂 we also talked about this fucking crazy story about identical twins... google "Three Identical Strangers" and buckle up buttercup.... also.... we talk about some other shit......

Ok.... Ima be real with you.... the first half of this bitch is straight parenting shit.... then Caitlin brings up Playboy n all that weird rapey shit again.... the rest you all are guna have to figure out for yourselves.... 😘

Canada is trying to create a void to allow the arrival of Google's new self-driving semi.... In other news, a bunch of pussies are trying to bully Spotify to cancel Joe Rogen instead of doing the intelligible thing and simply stop listening to him..... intelligible... talk about your $5 word right there.... and also.... sex.... enjoy 😘

Impromptu Sesh with the Great Gambino... enjoy 😘

And we won't hear otherwise!... I guess we shouldnt be surprised that Hugh Hefner was a creep..... or the fact that he was friends with that creep Cosby.... Billy Mulligan... creep... So I creep, yeah, just keep it on the down-low, said nobody is supposed to know... 😂🤘😘

Huge spoilers for the Netflix documentary "The Puppetmaster".... also Mitch learns so much more than he ever cared to about Bravo reality TV.... and we even mix in a lil upcoming legislation! 😘

A time traveling hypnotist is riding a tsunami to meet Kim & Kanye at the apocalypse... it took 3 days... 😘

Your perception of reality is based solely on your observations, which are one sided in their entirety.... so.... bearing that in mind.... it stands to reason.... that your whole reception of reality is bullshit... and 100% true all at the same time.... 😘

Today we talk about the importance of man milking and why being joyfully available while married, apparently still isnt enough for the Side Hugger Duggar. Why do pedophilia and sexually surpessive religions seem to go hand in hand? Also, we dive into Ancient Egypt, because those things go hand in hand.... obviously....

We find out how close Caitlin came to being royalty.... and some other shit

Conformity Caitlin bends over to the powers that be and gains the ability to go to a restaraunt! Everybody be sure to email her at caitlin.wineandweed@gmail.com..... also...... are the aliens responsible for the vaccine mandates?!

We don’t even have time to explain what a monstrosity milo is because there is just so much going on....... you fuckin cock-a-roaches! 😘

We cover so much shit you just have to hear it to believe it.... 😘

This episode is not about COVID, so if you are looking for a break from COVID, you should have a listen and go fuck yourself..... ...... P.S. Mike, my Strength of Materials professor, if you're reading this... Im sorry, I did write Tanner's paper as well... I only put that at the end to scare him.... it made me laugh out loud as I typed it..... I thought you were a fantastic instructor..... and ju...

No real burning hot topical stories here really.... just fuckin off really.... so ya... eat it up 😘

Fuck dood, we just bullshit again... In other news, we are currently in the market for episode namers/ description writer people types.... apply in the comments you fuckface 😘

Whats a Bushranger, you ask?.... Well good fuckin question.... have a listen and find out... If only we had a Bushranger option for today's COVID lockdown 5.0...Also Mel Gibson isn't Australian... And we talk about why we shouldn't get blackout drunk... how maybe that's not the best representation of ourselves.... And also.... Mel Gibson is not Australian!.... Happy Wednesday Weirdos 😘

Welcome to the new parenting podcast ladies and gents... thats right.... do we know what we're doing?!.... fuck if I know..... are we trying?.... u better bet your sweet ass we are... so tune in because we also talk about constitutional rights... and rappers deaths n shit... so.... youre welcome.... 😘

Bill Cosby is a creep and Jesus was probably an alien...... oh and yet another "good guy" turned out to be a real piece of shit..... 😘

Jay is super hungry and will stop at nothing for nourishment. We discuss a recent break in and its residual effects......reflection....rambling... you know..... fucking enjoy it already 😘

This bish had me waiting 30 minutes then had to jet right after recording..... i told her to text me a title or else...... we'll see what this thing gets called because Im putting my foot down...... drawing a line in the sand..... what sense would you lose, if you could choose and you had to lose one? We also come up with some multi-million dollar ideas, Mark Cuban, whats up? Also.... whats up wit...

I actually dont think we even said the word porn or pornography once in this episode.... listen to it and call me out on it if we do fuckface 😘

Caitlin gives us the gorey deets of her childbirth.... my God...... Enjoy 😂

Caitlin is still enjoying her much earned maternity leave after being left for dead in the trenches for damn near a day..... G-Love graces us with his wisdom.... fuck off and enjoy 😘