Wine & Weed Wednesday

Nobody will get this because this inside joke took place after the mics cooled off..... so ya..... sucks to be you nerd.... 😘

I feel like we should have used a C for Coolio, but whatever, apparently it would have ruined the whole vision.... 😘

Just listen to it and tell me what its about.... ya bish 😘

Caitlin wanted this episode named something else but she straight up DIPPED out after the ep. so not only am I not naming the epsiode what she wanted..... im not even going to tell you anything about the episode that she wants you to know about the episode.... fuck ya mutha 😘

The Netflix documentary, "The Most Hated Man On The Internet" is the main thing Caitlin wouldn't shut up about...... we really analyzed the ever living shit out of that fucking fuck..... 😘

If you listen to this episode, this title will make sense.... or maybe it won't..... fuck ya mutha... 😘

Just press play already... DAAAAAAMN! 😘

Its hard for me to concentrate because my neighbor is blasting some classic 90s R&B right now...... She's now literally singing along to Whitney Houston..... not all the notes obviously.... RIP..... fuck ya mutha 😘

We fucking dive in this week with some crazy ass shit you would never believe! If you want to know what about, you know what to do you selfish bastard!..... Just Press Play..... like that terrible Aerosmith album.... idk if its terrible, tbh ive never given it a listen..... but you should listen to this shit..... fuck ya mutha 😘

At this point, you already know we just shot the shit about some random shit, so what are we really even doing here? Huh? Youre either guna listen to it or not, so just fucking listen to it.... 😘

We dont know what we're doing 😘

We cover everything from my recent dance with death, to asking the real hard hitting questions...... so buckle up buttercup... 😘

Keep Sweet, Pray and Obey is a new Netflix documentary that Caitlin loves.... so she jabbered on all episode about it.... 😘

Fucked up Ty's 1st impromptu appearance on the show and didnt ask any of the hot button questions I had planned, but we prolly pissed off the entire next generation.... so thats a plus... also Lil Nas X ventures out to turbulent waters with bold BET Awards claims.... and even a few musing mushroom anecdotes....fuckin A... just googled that and I used a $5 word correctly on the first go..... go fuc...

Well.... I feel like the title is fairly descriptive enough.... interestingly enough tho.... we dont really talk about that topic in particular for any great length of time...so.... take from that what you will...... fuck ya mutha 😘

Fuckin farts man. Its just really Caitlin yelling about some disgusting TLC show called Unexpected.... everybody involved with that show is a fucking piece of shit. Blah blah blah I think Caitlin cries at some point so if thats your thing, youre welcome. The minutiae of everyday life and how expensive it can be.... holy fuck boys.... pretty heavy stuff.... cheers 😘

We start this episode in the baby pool with some topical socialite current events.... but we eventually wade out to the deep end with some thoughts that might induce a bit of existential dread and hyperventilation...... fuck ya muthas 😘

This is our longest episode of us just shooting the purest of shit...😘

Free Mike Tyson! 😘

Shit gets pretty fucked up in this episode..... things are said..... they cant be taken back.... Pandora doesnt go back into the box.... she only comes out..... that being said.... none of this episode is scandalous.... also..... maybe some of it can be considered scandalous, but thats only for literally like.... 2 maybe 3 people.... other than that.... prolly not that juicy.... its just a good st...

Stop doing shady shit Delta Airlines...... you know who you are...... 😘

Unfortunately, Caitlin would be Brad Pitt in this scenario, which fuckin makes me Christian Slater.... Orrrrr I would be Mulder and that would make Caitlin Scully?..... which is ok because Mulder is also Hank Moody and that is also a fantastic show.... anyway.... youve obviously got some religious talk headed your way if you decide to jump down this rabbit hole... good luck and farewell fuckface...

Kind of a short episode, its been a week on both ends.... we might as well call it Flu Week.... but ya... we gloss over the only thing anybody on social media has been talking about this week... so ya... fuck ya mutha 😘

This week's rabbithole is dimly lit.... Euthanasia, post mortem rituals, more death, the Kardashian 😽.... you get the picture.... buckle up bitches 😘

It seems like nobody wants to work these days! You cant just take the day off because you have jury duty! 😘