Episodes

E133) Every Angel Is Terrifying 11.07.2024 51:59

Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the angels' order? Even if they pressed me against their heart, I'd be consumed... For beauty is the terror we endure, while we stand and wonder, we're annihilated... 😘

E132) RAPE!!! 26.06.2024 50:43

Clinton Zane is apparently a notable figure... and weird as fuck....allegedly..... Dan Schnieder doesnt appear to actually be a sexual predator..... im the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless........ 😘

E131) You Gotta Have Teeth Baby! 20.06.2024 45:22

And this is my favorite song. Now sing along when the DJ throws it on. And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep. And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth..... 😘

E130) Caitlin Does Porn 31.05.2024 43:35

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E129) BBL Drizzy 22.05.2024 31:16

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E128) They Not Like Us 15.05.2024 52:41

Its funny because we talked about the Kendrick/Drake beef AND touched on politics too...... why not name the title of the episode the best rap song in the beef WHILE highlighting the fact that our government is comprised of puppets bending to the wills of their benefactors instead of their constituents... (he says as he carefully puts his crayons back in their rightful place)...😘

E127) Everything's Comin' Up Millhouse! 25.04.2024 52:47

No time to search the world around... Cause you know where I'll be found... When I come around... 😘

E126) The Best Part of Believe is the Lie 04.04.2024 54:01

We're traveled like gypsies Only with worse luck and far less gold We're the kids you used to love But then we grew old We're the lifers here till the bitter end Condemned from the start.... 😘

E125) Vanderchump Drools 21.03.2024 55:44

Your mom is a drag queen from Tallahassee, which makes you a butt baby....... Background music was provided (without their knowledge) by The Darts.... check em out on Spotify bitch... 😘

E124) Shadow In The Sun 14.03.2024 52:07

Put me back together. Or separate the skin from bone. Leave me all the pieces. Then you can leave me alone. Tell me the reality is better than the dream. But I found out the hard way. Nothing is what it seems... 😘

E123) Sister Sluts 08.03.2024 1:00:50

I totally get what Kody was talking about now...... 😘

E122) Fuck All You Hoes 29.02.2024 1:03:57

Get a grip muthafucka.... Yeah, this album is dedicated To all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin' To all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of Called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter (it's all good) And all the people in the struggle You know what I'm sayin'? It's all good, baby baby... RIP Aaron B...

E121) Cultured Man 22.02.2024 55:46

I shoot the dice and holla, "Get 'em, girls." Daddy needs new shoes. Daddy needs Pirellis to look mean on 22's.... 😘

E116) Deadman's Curve 18.02.2024 48:46

This is an older ep... obvs... but that being said, I have no idea what was discussed.... not like I would ever tell you here anyways! Hahaha ya silly fuck! 😘

E120) Stanley Kubrick Fucked "The Shining" Up... Read The Book & Then Fight Me 08.02.2024 1:20:30

Smith & Wesson in my duster coat... Got a tip hidden in a manila folder... A loaner.. Turned around thought I saw a ghost... I see the glow when I smell the smoke I’m closer... To getting closure... 😘

E119) The Clintons Murdered The Dixie Chicks 02.02.2024 46:21

To be happy is to feel fulfilled.... and an easy way to feel fulfilled is to extend a hand to your fellow man.... and the easiest way to do that is to stop the next time you see flashers on the side of the road.... to our European listeners, I am not talking about the blue light beauties flashing titties in campers along the side of the road.... but I digress.... you never know when a simple warm...

E118) Always Ask For A Lawyer! 25.01.2024 59:06

Gabriela sent me down here for the gabbagool. Dont eat the gabbagool grandma, its nothing but fat and nitrates... Gabbagool? Over here... Takin the gabbagool n shit outta the fridge. Lets get back to that gabbagool. Gabbagool. All this for a slice of gabbagool? Gabbagool ehhhh. Da gabbagool... eh gabbagool... *falls down in the kitchen from a heart attack* 😘 https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw?si=0XoV4G...

E117) Fuck Kite Baby! 19.01.2024 50:40

I think Kite Baby is the emergence of the 4th Reich.... think about it.... Kite is an awful lot like that wretched term to unsult a certain religious group... and the CEO is named Adrianne Hilt..... GTFO... 😘

E115) When the Lion roars 04.01.2024 45:26

No one flinches but the whores... 😘

E114) 🤘🔥🎂Happy Birthday!!🎂🔥🤘 21.12.2023 26:44

Sometimes I dump corn straight into the toilet.... 😘

E113) Domestic Violence is Funny! 23.11.2023 1:10:48

If you don't listen, you won't get it... hence... shut the fuck up! 😘

E112) "Die Yuppy Scum!" (Name That Movie) 17.11.2023 1:03:27

Dear Spotify... Having a limit of listening hours for your audiobooks is bush league... Making me wait 14 days to finish Salem's Lot's final 3 chapters is complete and utter bullshit! Get your shit together! 😘

E111) "Abby Martin Got To Caitlin" 19.10.2023 40:01

Our generation... We're taking over... Hope you don't die... With that chip on your shoulder... 😘

E110) Garage Sale @ 14th & Vine this weekend... lotta good stuff... you should check it out 08.09.2023 40:26

Apparently there were some documents from WTC7 buried somewhere out in Maui...... Also.... The Red Clay Stray song "Sunshine" from :49 thru 1:23 is the leader of the Proud Boys.... 😘

E109) The Kennedys Were Adopted By Aliens 24.08.2023 52:39

P.S. I fixed my Alexa... 😘