Wine & Weed Wednesday

Caitlin is out on maternity leave so I had Glenn from Condom On This Mic join me to shoot the shit. We go everywhere... belly cum shots... Godzilla vs King Kong.... we got you covered like Louie CK's cumbelly

Blah blah blah Happy St Patrick's Day bitches! 😘

Blah blah blah mother bitch just listen to the good shit 😘

Pregnancy hormones are not to be fucked with.... freal bruh.... also.... just fucking listen to the shit... pure gold... 😘

For fucks sake people we touch on everything from machine gunning dinosaur birds to creepy fucks to silk road stuff.... all top notch shit once Caitlin finally graced us with her fucking presense..... cheese and rice Jesus Christ.......jk...lol.... 😘

We get muffy and bullshit about some shit... it was fucking fun having my fellow Condom On This Mic dude bullshit for almost two hours.... check em out... 😘

Caitlin had to dip early... idk we talked about some baby milk nurse bullshit, about some pedophilia castrastion/mutilation scenarios.... opinions differ.... its cool.....ummmm other than that... ya... just some more bullshit.... 😘

Caitlin has decided that I am no longer in control of naming the episodes.... took her long enough.... She totally did not know we were recording for the first chunk of this shit. 😂🤷‍♂️ HOT TOPICS! Bam and Jackass 4 shit. News ban in Australia & Rush is dead! 🥳 "REM starts to play in the background (if you know, you know)" Hot Girl Pregnancy Tips........ 😘

Fellow Condom On This Mic mofo joined me for an extra special, extra long bullshit sesh for your earholes..... Tombstone rules Wyatt Earp drools 😘

I love eating old, hard marshmallows because they remind me of my grandparents house..... Expired food didnt take me out then, they sure as shit aint takin me out now!.... 😘

Listen people..... what have we learned?.... Idk.... if I'm sittin, I might as well be knittin..... motherfuckin enjoy...... 😘 #howmanyepsareinaseason #whataretherules #whereweregoingwedontneedroads

Awwww shit dawg... Idk what to tell ya..... you might just have to press play and stop being such a pussy to figure out what this one is about.... really hitting our stride here..... soak it up you qweef mists you..... 😘

Really double tappin the ole eps this week. One in the back alley and out front on slick street. There actually is a large plastic island floating around and it sucks nobody in power cares about it... anywhere..... Real heavy one this week I feel like.... actually edited some shit for you fuckwads.... 😘

Caitlin couldnt make it this week so I invited two nimrods on and we shot the shit.... Jack Borden and Ben Valentine!

So this one starts off a bit political and ends on a real fuckin solid note of fuckery... a lil wine buzz never hurt no one 😘

Head & Shoulders. Jeffree Star's Mouth. Olympus has Fallen. I Say We Blame The South. 😘

Flakelin had to cancel so I just winged the motherfucker! Special guest Fritz! Cheers 🍻

In this episode, Caitlin shits on Americans' verbiage; Mitch points out why HBD is a bullshit acronym to avoid....... now fuck off and give it a listen 😘

Soooooo this is an impromptu sesh with the legendary Fritzy bear, cop that album..... But wait.... there's more!.... We ambush Miguel the following night.... only you and Jesus knows what we got up to because I ain't listening.... Enjoy fucktards 😘

Caitlin has returned from slaughtering commies on the Antarctic frontier to bestow us with a lil pregnancy knowlege and some other bullshit. It was a fun one, prolly our best yet...... Enjoy pole smokers 🖕😘

So I know its not really a "solo sesh".... per say.. but whatever. Caitlin could not make it this week, so I had Fritz join me to shoot the shit! Dont worry, Caitlin will be back next week and we will all feel smart again. But until then this what you get, so soak it in and enjoy ya fuck. 😘

Caitlin is celebrating Thanksgiving with her better half down undaaaaa so we will be having a bonus episode Saturday but until then... i do dis shit dolo... solo ninja...... idk exactly but its off an old Birdman song..... i ask my buddy weird shit before telling him he's being recorded n then we shoot the shit. Enjoy or die bitch

Today we explore some bullshit, followed by some more bullshit, finishing with a healthy portion of shit from a bull.... Enjoy 😘

Heyo Wine & Weed lovers! Big Daddy Zane and CeCe really dive into the shit this week.... Have a good week cunts, see you's next week n stuff

Who will win?! Who will lose?! Who cares?! Jim's a douche?!..... That lil poem was brought to you in part, by Gnarly Head wine & just a smidgen of cabbage..... P.S. I've known a few Jim's in my life, but I don't know which Jim this pertains to... if any.... at all..... ya... we shot the shit this week about some political bullshit.... fuckin vomit..... and for about a millisecond we touched on the...