What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, we're once again scattered across the globe in quarantine as we find out what athletic feat Britney Spears allegedly accomplished, how one criminal made a river based escape, the giant boss bear dominating Canada, a Cheeto fetching cat, and take a listen to Jeremy Renner's hot sew single We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get...

Folks, we're at it again in quarantine as we see what food item is definitely NOT soap, why the the German need to be more careful with their old national security, the disgusting mouth prayer robot, the shoveling mars robot, and we get to the bottom of the Cats movie butthole mystery We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of ou...

Folks, we brave the Coronavirus from our respective apartments (brave, heroes) where we learn how the pandemic is affecting scavenging monkeys in Thailand, how the worlds smallest dinosaur was found, how a karaoke performance almost ended in murder, a cow on the loose in South Florida, and what item a cop left behind in a girls middle school bathroom We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly b...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear Mr. Bean (an impersonator) is doing coronavirus propaganda, why William Shatner was awarded some prized horse cum, a very nasty skeleton decoration causing trouble, why OJ Simpson night is a bad idea for minor league baseball, and the pig pedometer that nearly ruined a farmers life We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.pat...

Folks, we'll be back with a new episode on Wednesday, but in the meantime, the honorable Luke Mones recorded something to hold you over until then. We didn't know what he was going to do or that he had recording capability. Enjoy Follow Luke on Twitter @ LukeMones We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn what waterfowl is fighting locusts in Pakistan, why there are no benefits to stealing a hearse, the letdown that is the Earth's new temporary moon, what malady isn't fixed by putting potatoes up your butt, and Mark Zuckerberg's perspiration problem We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatati...

Folks, the hilarious Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode as we learn something about weird alien signals, the failure that was the coronavirus testing robot, the snake orgy that shut down a public park, a fireman calendar that was too sexy, and Lis Smith and her alleged fake Nigerian-Pete Buttigieg-supporting Twitter account Follow Alex on Twitter @PtakJokes We are on Patreon! Become a patro...

Folks, we're back together again as we find out how a fox got into parliament, why a man brought a firearm to a brewery, why penguins may actually speak like humans, who the vile creature 'Bussy Bear' is, and some cursed tablets that could kill us all We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using...

The hilarious Courtney Maginnis returns to the show as we learn how a rescued owl got so fat, mini Mike Bloomberg's weird week, even MORE Florida iguana news, the racially insensitive way a man got away with a bank robbery, and Elon Musk's awful new song Follow Courtney on Twitter @courtmaginnis We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Ge...

Folks, the gang’s all here again as we learn about the new exciting way to divorce your spouse, Gabe Kapler's alarming lunchtime habits, how you can take your love of gaming to the airport, what juvenile device ruined the snooker championships, and how stolen valor is now legal and also cool! We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get o...

Folks, the hilarious Luke Mones joins us once again as we dissect the video of Al Pacino meeting Guy Fieri, the horny tortoise who saved his species, a creative but ineffective attempt at winning the lottery, how a Michigan town is trying to track down the devil’s lettuce, and the vultures making life difficult for the border patrol Follow Luke on Twitter @LukeMones We are on Patreon! Become a pat...

Folks, we get an important Willie update before learning what awful contents were in an Antiques Roadshow vase, Papa Johns ’50 pizzas in a month’ challenge, a new challenger in the high school poop arena, how Lori Laughlin is preparing for her time in the hut, and what vulgar graffiti is terrorizing Tempe AZ We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/wh...

Folks, the hilarious Mike Abrusci returns to the show while we learn about a very good reason to be taken to jail, an ingenious way of blessing people with holy water, what REALLY killed the dinosaurs, why you can’t pay for sex with Arby’s gift cards, and why 5G internet could kill us Follow Mike on Twitter @mikeabrusci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.pa...

Folks, 2019 is coming to a close and this best-of has everything: Renner, Tendies, Bean, Gump, Mones, & Turtles. And we love to see it We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 Join our Discord chat here: discord.g...

Folks, the hilarious Nicole Conlan joins us on this week’s episode as we learn why it’s safer to drive with a fancy cake, a drunk German raccoon, a stripper at a homelessness conference, why Jimi Hendrix is NOT to blame for the U.K.’s Parakeet invasion, and why the mafia is suddenly (maybe?) a little more LGBT friendly Follow Nicole on Twitter @NicoleConlan We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, on this week’s ep we find out what specific hat is being placed on pigeons in Seattle, the Japanese man who called customer service too many times, a U.K. heckling story for the ages, a possible nuclear reactor in Columbus, OH, and Mike Huckabee taking being ‘mad online’ to new heights We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get o...

Folks, the hilarious Alison Leiby joins us on this week’s episode as we learn about all things ‘Roundball Rock’ before we hear about the Iguanas taking over South Florida, what lunch meat was smuggled across the border, the explosion of Baby Yoda, the hot new trend of perineum sunning, and the man who created his own, personal dating app Follow Alison on Twitter @AlisonLeiby We are on Patreon! Bec...

Folks, the hilarious David Tveite joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the piss-sucking plane doctor, the Faygo theft of the century, Elon Musk's damn Cybertruck, the dog that can sort-of drive a car, and David Wohl's sexy calender with the lovely *uncomfortably* Breck Worsham Follow David on Twitter @tveiteprivilege We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stu...

Folks, this week we're talking about a baby being born in the damn club, some punk judges who hate authority, why you shouldn't test the rope bridges at Disney World, the end of the Black Keys/Jack White feud, and what Thanksgiving based food is terrorizing a New Jersey town We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts...

Folks, after revealing our bad college dorm posters, we find out what false drug bust some cops made, the fish with a human face, Quilty, the shelter abolitionist cat, the latest extreme gender reveal gone wrong, and why Rudy Giuliani is encroaching on our podcast space We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or...

Folks, on this week's episode, Eli is still watching 'Criminal Minds' and we learn about some raccoons that took over a library, what witch-related item was found in an English cemetery, some classic murder-for-hire drama, what drug was giving one man sinus troubles, and some breaking otter news We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Ge...

Folks, it's a semi-spooky episode this week as we take a look at ahorse that can play dead, the fake sponsor of the New Mexico Bowl, what illicit drug was found in a Sephora delivery, the insect that was found with a huge boner, and rats learnin' to drive a damn car We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or othe...

Folks, this we're joined by celebrity power couple Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis as we learn about the human skin phone case, the massive cheese theft in California, what type of massive dog had to be rescued on a mountain, the puzzling Iowa blood basement, and what aviary species was mysteriously killing itself... Follow Luke & Alyssa on Twitter @LukeMones & @alyssalimp We are on Patreon! Become a...

The hilarious Rob Delaney joins us this week as we get into the disaster that befell a bagel truck, what one Missouri town is doing about its dog turds, what riled up the legendary Stephen A. Smith, where two bear cubs found themselves trapped inside, and what mystery item was stolen in a duffel bag Follow Rob on Twitter @robdelaney We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more...

Folks, after dealing with the fallout of Eli shaving his beard, we learn about some thicc hibernating bears, the goose that hates taxi cabs, a cat that sex'd himself to the hospital, what video game is being voiced by pugs, and a couple with bad luck involving bison We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our brand new t-shirt...