What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a tarantula owner who tried to get her pet laid, how Samsung smart food owners had their fridges bricked, a raccoon boot camp in Mississippi for abandoned kits, how Gen Z'ers solved the mystery of NPR's weird Spotify comments, and why someone left hundreds of 'Wedding Crashers' DVD's in a little free library  BUY ELI'S...

Folks, Jeremy Kaplowitz returns on this week's all new episode where we hear about a kid who spent $118k on YouTube Minecraft ads, a dog who tried to play with a burglar, how microscopic amounts of alien tech may be on the moon, just how big the world's biggest horse is, & the comedian who was busted for theft off of his stand up footage BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠https:/...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a "ghost potion" that required a hazmat team, how scientists discovered raccoon's making toys out of trash, how human poop is being used to make stronger concrete, Japan's new utility pole inspection mobile game, and the new smart underwear that can measure how much you fart per day BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠h...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a mysterious island that appeared and disappeared, an 11,000 year old statue of a man riding a leopard that was unearthed, why a group of chimpanzees have been throwing rocks at the same tree for over a decade, why the Japanese are being warned not to rearrange paramedics shoes when they enter a home, and the new very expensive toothbrush tha...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about mysterious loves of bread being left on Japanese roads, the fake 49ers player who scammed women out of $1.3m, how 1,800 people sre dragging a 360 ton castle in Japan, the shirtless man who failed to heave $12,000 worth of drugs over a prison wall, and the silent roller coaster at Universal that is annoying the neighbors BUY ELI'S NEW STAN...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about construction workers finding a $10 million gold stash, how the North American raccoon was introduced to Germany, why McDonalds has tons of intel on their repeat customers, the Amazon delivery drone that dumped a package into a pool, and the man who had to be rescued from the hole he dug at the beach BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠ht...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a boy unexpectedly catching a piranha in a lake, the uncovered remains of the first person to die from a trebuchet, a goose who alerted a family that their barn was on fire, a flight that was cancelled when a child refused to be seated, and the NYC home that shares the same address as Peter Parker BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠http...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about wandering capybaras interrupting legislative sessions in Brazil, a director who sent anonymous threats to get out of a musical, a 162 year-old bottle of Guinness that was unearthed, a hamster wheel that was connected to the Strava app, and a nude steakhouse that has opened in Florida  BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠https://eliyudin....

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an elderly woman who received a license plate with a vulgart message, the new way Australians are preventing kangaroo related car accidents, how two different deer crashed into different businesses at the same time, how a bear got stuck in an SUV overnight, and why Ryanair is barely compensating a passenger who was sucked out a plane window BUY E...

Folks, Matt Koff joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about an ancient Shaman who turned out to be a woman, why drivers are still driving on a bridge that collapsed years ago, a beaver who escaped from a farm in order to find a mate, a grandmother who won a law change to serve liquor in a nursing home, and the discovery of an all new monkey Check out Matt's all new special...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about if the lettuce at Taco Bell is giving people diarrhea, a Florida restaurant that accepts python's as currency, an Airbnb that had photos of their guest's already on the wall, a pair of trousers that keeps injuring people that wear them, and a pilot who wrote "I'm Bored" in skywriting while flying a plane BUY ELI'S NE...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a woman who tried to smuggle crabs in her bra, a lawsuit over United's non guaranteed window seat, why giraffe's may be able to do rudimentary math, the world cup fan found in a pub after going missing for ten days, and the speed of the world's fastest spider BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/a...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Lynxes soaking their prey before they eat, a discovery of 500 year old freeze-dried potato snacks, two men with the same name running for Senate in Alaska, a man who was attacked by a bear after a great first date, and a lost dog that was found celebrating Mexico's world cup win BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠https://eliyudin.ba...

Folks, Alison Leiby returns on this week's all new episode where we hear about an old guy that was caught street racing, why pinball was legalized for the youth's of South Carolina, why a man had to be rescued after falling into a campsite toilet, a man who tried to attend a zoom meeting while on a roller coaster, and a man who keeps getting pulled over in his giant banana car But Alison&#...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a cat that got onstage during a performance of Shakespeare, drain pipes installed in the asses of Gargoyles, foreign World Cup fans falling in love with ranch dressing, scientists using backpacks to track geckos, and why the entire Trump admin is constantly eating sauerkraut  Please donate to John Rosenberger's memorial here: https://www....

Folks, Jamel Johnson joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about what people have evolved to digest starch the easiest, why Philly residents ate honey from bees in a sewer, the fake cigar scandal rocking the Massachusetts lacrosse community, what happened when scientists tried putting an octopus in front of a mirror, and a man who was bitten by an alligator while fleeing from p...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a tennis player using the restroom in the middle of a match, why Google Is releasing millions of mosquitoes in California, how scientists used yeast from a caveman's body to make sourdough bread, a man in Australia that was caught with 100,000 cockroaches, and the mysterious men in NYC going in and out of manhole covers BUY ELI'S NEW...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Mussolini's granddaughter winning the Italian version of Big Brother, a six year old who dug up a giant sword in Sweden, a lab-grown T-Rex leather handbag, an Irish councillor proposing the world's smallest statue for a mosquito, and why you can no longer google the word 'disregard' BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠htt...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a mayor firing an entire towns police force, a woman forced to remove the giant gorilla statue from her home, piggy banks washing up on Texas beaches, a man who's missed field goal induced seizure ended up saving his life, and students at a Maine high school that were accidentally fed dirt BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://e...

Folks, Bobby Condon returns on this week's all new episode we hear about weird effigies found on an Australian farm, a Denver gym sued over moaning weightlifters, hackers taking control over robot lawnmowers, a mutation that causes mice to squeak like humans, and children drawing on their faces to fool online age checks BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/albu...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about the Chick-fil-A $80k mac n' cheese fraud, how the 'Loveland Frogman' could become Ohio's official cryptid, the Taco Bell employee who fired a gun at people putting soda in a water cup, OpenAI constantly talking about goblins, and the trick to stop seagulls from stealing your lunch BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https:...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Kraken-like octopuses that existed 100m years ago, why a nature festival was mistaken for a nudist event, three rabbits that stowed away on an oil rig, 50,000 toilets being flushed to flood a lake in Utah, and endangered orangutans using a bridge to cross a road BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humbl...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about scientists discovering millions of bees under a cemetery, how a GIF from 'Friends' accidentally shut down Linux, a beaver trying to steal wood from a store in Canada, a woman who was accidentally paid $1,650 an hour, and a Pokemon Go champion who was disqualified for unsportsmanlike content BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  http...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Native Americans invented games of chance 12,000 years ago, how archaeologists found 2,000 year old bullet with a sarcastic message written on it, why a Chinese man is blasting ghost stories all day to retaliate against his neighbor, the discovery of a freshwater lake under the great salt lake, and kid destroying school toilets by flushin...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a about the false death announcement of the world's oldest tortoise, how a toilet on the Artemis II spaceship was fixed mid flight, a diaper wearing monkey who tried to break into a house, why a woman who had sex with twins can't figure out which one is the dad, and Australia honoring the "succulent chinese meal" sound clip...