What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Lynxes soaking their prey before they eat, a discovery of 500 year old freeze-dried potato snacks, two men with the same name running for Senate in Alaska, a man who was attacked by a bear after a great first date, and a lost dog that was found celebrating Mexico's world cup win BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠https://eliyudin.ba...

Folks, Alison Leiby returns on this week's all new episode where we hear about an old guy that was caught street racing, why pinball was legalized for the youth's of South Carolina, why a man had to be rescued after falling into a campsite toilet, a man who tried to attend a zoom meeting while on a roller coaster, and a man who keeps getting pulled over in his giant banana car But Alison&#...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a cat that got onstage during a performance of Shakespeare, drain pipes installed in the asses of Gargoyles, foreign World Cup fans falling in love with ranch dressing, scientists using backpacks to track geckos, and why the entire Trump admin is constantly eating sauerkraut  Please donate to John Rosenberger's memorial here: https://www....

Folks, Jamel Johnson joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about what people have evolved to digest starch the easiest, why Philly residents ate honey from bees in a sewer, the fake cigar scandal rocking the Massachusetts lacrosse community, what happened when scientists tried putting an octopus in front of a mirror, and a man who was bitten by an alligator while fleeing from p...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a tennis player using the restroom in the middle of a match, why Google Is releasing millions of mosquitoes in California, how scientists used yeast from a caveman's body to make sourdough bread, a man in Australia that was caught with 100,000 cockroaches, and the mysterious men in NYC going in and out of manhole covers BUY ELI'S NEW...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Mussolini's granddaughter winning the Italian version of Big Brother, a six year old who dug up a giant sword in Sweden, a lab-grown T-Rex leather handbag, an Irish councillor proposing the world's smallest statue for a mosquito, and why you can no longer google the word 'disregard' BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  ⁠htt...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a mayor firing an entire towns police force, a woman forced to remove the giant gorilla statue from her home, piggy banks washing up on Texas beaches, a man who's missed field goal induced seizure ended up saving his life, and students at a Maine high school that were accidentally fed dirt BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://e...

Folks, Bobby Condon returns on this week's all new episode we hear about weird effigies found on an Australian farm, a Denver gym sued over moaning weightlifters, hackers taking control over robot lawnmowers, a mutation that causes mice to squeak like humans, and children drawing on their faces to fool online age checks BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/albu...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about the Chick-fil-A $80k mac n' cheese fraud, how the 'Loveland Frogman' could become Ohio's official cryptid, the Taco Bell employee who fired a gun at people putting soda in a water cup, OpenAI constantly talking about goblins, and the trick to stop seagulls from stealing your lunch BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https:...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about Kraken-like octopuses that existed 100m years ago, why a nature festival was mistaken for a nudist event, three rabbits that stowed away on an oil rig, 50,000 toilets being flushed to flood a lake in Utah, and endangered orangutans using a bridge to cross a road BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humbl...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about scientists discovering millions of bees under a cemetery, how a GIF from 'Friends' accidentally shut down Linux, a beaver trying to steal wood from a store in Canada, a woman who was accidentally paid $1,650 an hour, and a Pokemon Go champion who was disqualified for unsportsmanlike content BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  http...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Native Americans invented games of chance 12,000 years ago, how archaeologists found 2,000 year old bullet with a sarcastic message written on it, why a Chinese man is blasting ghost stories all day to retaliate against his neighbor, the discovery of a freshwater lake under the great salt lake, and kid destroying school toilets by flushin...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a about the false death announcement of the world's oldest tortoise, how a toilet on the Artemis II spaceship was fixed mid flight, a diaper wearing monkey who tried to break into a house, why a woman who had sex with twins can't figure out which one is the dad, and Australia honoring the "succulent chinese meal" sound clip...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a big cat stuck in a recliner, a guy who got laundry detergent instead of a $3200 graphics card, why Possum's love Selena Gomez Oreo's, how a CEO lost big in court after relying on ChatGPT, and why scientists are suggesting there's no such thing as a shark BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about soccer fans unplugging a refs video monitor, a tourist suing over salsa that was too spicy, raccoons learning to pick locks for treats, runners churning butter with their bodies while they run, and hundreds of french onion dip containers being sent to random businesses  BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/alb...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how human brain cells learned to play the video game 'Doom', how the arena buzzer kept going at an NBA game for 12 minutes, why Chimpanzees are really into crystals, why a bear penis will remain on the Bernese coat of arms, and United Airlines being allowed to kick passengers off for not wearing headphones BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  http...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a guy training his dog to dump trash illegally, German tourists who tried to create a floating ice sauna, the grocery store freezers going viral for their ambient drones, a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, and a Japanese city council who received gold bars to fix the cities pipes BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HER...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Italy's 'Lovers Arch' collapsed on Valentine's Day, why a guy brought a live alligator to Bourbon St. during Mardi Gras, how an Irish women's eyes turned alien green after putting in eye drop, how audiophiles were duped during an experiment, and how a country recognized insect as having legal rights BUY ELI'S NEW S...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a home sold without the knowledge of the owner of the buyer, a Raisin Cane's facing eviction over the chicken finger odor, an opera audience that got rowdy after the tenor fell ill, a Chinese woman who caused multiple car accidents after doing feng shui on some traffic mirrors, and a study on how a "fish disco" could save 90% of...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an Olympics ice skater who uses a 'Minions' remix as his on ice music, a guy who snuck into a Little Caesar's and started making pizza's, why Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their dicks to fly further, why people started preaching on a British Airways flight for three hours, and the boxer who got his hair system knocked off...

Folks, Kenice Mobley joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about a 430,00 year old stick that was found on Greece, how tourists were fooled by nonexistent AI hot springs, how medieval artifacts were accidentally donated to a thrift shop, a two year old breaking all kinds of snooker records, and a lottery winner who used his winnings to build a drug empire Get tickets to Kenice&...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an app to check in if you're dead or alive, a lab experiment that has lasted 100 years, a man who woke up from surgery speaking Spanish, a mushroom that makes people hallucinate little people, and a guy who claims to have crakced the Coca Cola recipe BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeri...

Folks, we're back with the best of 2025 and counting down some of the best moments of the pod from this past year including: Deciphering the plot of 'Norbit', discovering the knee defender invention, an unconvincing lie about meth use, bad overhead bin etiquette, Kath & Eli's secret messages, a mix up over famous Kevin's, what a human fish tank might be like, Kath's las...

Folks, Sam Evans joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a guy who stole too much valor, an excavator in China who painted her rig pink, why McDonald's is being sued over the McRib, a backup hockey goalie who hid when it was time to enter the game, and why swearing may unlock hidden strength Follow Sam on Inistagram @reallysamevans and check out his new stand up special &#39...

Folks, Shaun Murphy joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a grumpy seal terrorizing a town, a battle over surfers riding river waves in Germany, ancient bees in the caribbean that lived inside bones, a drunk guy who stole two mandolins from a music store, and Drake getting a RICO charge from an online gambling scheme Follow Shaun on Inistagram @iamshaunmurphy and check out his...