What A Time To Be Alive

When Patty's away, the soundboard Eli shall play. Folks, the hilarious Tom Thakkar joins us on this week's episode as we learn why a drunk guy called the cops on himself, what animal a soccer hooligan took a swing at, why you shouldn't take LSD at Disneyland, why Labradoodles are haunting one man's past, and some old fashioned mummy curses Follow Tom on Twitter (@TomAThakkar) and Instagram (@tomth...

Folks, the hilarious Dan Chamberlain makes his return to the pod as we learn what obscenity was not written on a guy's wife’s sandwich, some drunk driving Amish dudes, where you can't bury your dead best friend in Denmark, the best disguise for a bank robbery, and yes, the bull semen factory explosion Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) Follow Dan on Twitter (@amfmpm) and Instagram...

Folks, we did it, 100 episodes. We celebrate our momentous occasion by learning about a young man with a bad old man disguise, a dangerous fake cartoon hole, what immaculate food item was found in a library book deposit, which porn site wants their name on a stadium, and what gold covered household item has been stolen! Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) We are on Patreon! Become a...

Folks we're back together this week to learn about a mini horse on a damn plane, how one living man avoided paying rent, why you should NOT hug chickens, what one man found was lacking in his can of beans, and our favorite howling animal of the week Link to video from #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon...

The hilarious Nick Turner joins us on this week's episode to talk about his new podcast Get Rich Nick before we learn about what trouble Gallagher (yes, the Gallagher) got into in Boise, what food is giving crows high cholesterol, the newest member of Slipknot that people can't get enough of, a Bangkok dog who may be scamming people, and Jared Leto's fun new cult Follow Nick on Twitter @NicksTurne...

After learning what the very powerful name of this episode means, we find out about some weird art in New Zealand, an Instagram influencer's motorcycle accident photoshoot, an Aspen bear who attacked a restaurant, the shocking reveal of a local time capsule, and a good old-fashioned old person orgy We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod...

Folks, after breaking down why having diarrhea is worse in NYC, we talk about the giant bug that terrorized an entire train car, a raccoon caught in a vending machine, the return of a grave illness by way of prairie dogs, why vultures have taken control of a Florida vacation home, and the war of parody videos between Al Qaeda & ISIS Link to video discussed during #1: shorturl.at/EKY06 Get one of o...

Folks, we're getting into some serious stuff this week as we investigate the gurgling Florida beach hole, the crabs also terrorizing the sunshine state, how the "watcher" house was finally sold, a heartwarming story involving a goldfinch and an Uber, and the eyesore that it the emoji house Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:/...

Folks Eli's back from his wasp-filled wedding as we take a look art the herd of goats that escaped, the Australian Ooshie debacle, one man's wine storage scam, the latest awful fad on Tik Tok involving Ted Bundy, and why the U.S. army blew up a woman's corpse Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! B...

The hilarious Josh Gondelman joins us on this week's episode where we meet the world’s most annoying Tesla owner, why you shouldn't give Cognac to a Taco Bell employee, the A$AP Rocky Sweden fiasco, a cop and his sandwich problem, and a massive brawl on the high seas Follow Josh on Twitter @joshgondelman and preorder his new book here: https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062852755/nice-try/ Get one...

Folks, we brave through the heatwave and the giant fly in the studio to bring you this week's stories, including the undercover cops who arrested each other, what drug a man smuggled in his toupee, the penguins who ran amok at a sushi restaurant, the Tupac loving Iowa government official, and the classic story of the masturbating ghost ape Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:/...

Folks, on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, the Iguanas are still causing havoc in Florida, how a man's bodily functions led to his arrest, a teen shows us the dangers of hot boxing in your car, why Area 51 might soon be under attack, and the litany of illegal things an Oklahoma man had in his car. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-t...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, Eli shares his new favorite show that happens to star The Rock, before we learn about a dumb reason to file a false police report, one man's obsession with clogging women's toilets, the phenomenon that is 'curry bird', why turtles are wearing bras, and your new favorite animal: Hoover the talking seal Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:...

Folks, we learn a little about British baseball before we learn about a pretty big hot dog, a Google Maps detour from hell, a fat cat named Layla, why one minor league baseball team hates their unofficial nickname, and Jeremy Renner's foray into the music biz Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! B...

Folks, this ep has it all we learn about the seagulls that terrorized an elderly couple, what cartoon character was found on some Chinese MDMA, one man's meth'd up attack squirrel, what the hell 'christian magic' is, and folks, we can't stress this enough, a turtle that cries like a man Link to vid of the guy losing his mind dancing to 'Becker' theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsMK9t_pwc Get...

After we get into some belated Game of Thrones takes, we learn about a cool, new octopus city, what weapon a historical man replaced his hand with, boomers and the Iraqi Dinar scam, why a villa in Florida does NOT cost $9 grand, and, of course, the gator with a knife in its head Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471...

After some Car Talk talk we find out about the trials of Stuckie the dog, what insects were mistaken for a cloud, parent-teacher drama at the Sidwell school, what item two thieves tried to open an ATM with, and an absolutely legendary crow Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, we've locked ourselves in our windowless studio again to bring you this week's five stories including a missing giant chicken fingers order, a pigeon that foiled a speeding ticket, how you can win a dinner with Ted Cruz, the online way of turning yourself in to the police, and a pig in a hot car. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time...

*Before you tweet, Kath's mic comes on at 2:55* Folks, we're back for another week to see what a suburban woman got her head stuck in after breaking and entering, why you shouldn't summon a succubus over Reddit, why everyones favorite food may be healthier than cereal, the disgraceful frog birthday cake, and VR anime pastor drama. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teep...

*NOTE* There was an issue with Eli's mic but it is fixed at the 22 min. mark before we start this week's numbers The Bonus Mones himself joins us LIVE from Stand Up NY this week as we look at a guy and his annoying Scottish car, Lemur drama at one of our nations zoo's, a poop-related start up scam, yet another bee infestation, and the trouble a local Iguana found himself in Subscribe to our Patreo...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we discuss the horrors visited upon some young 'Detective Pikachu' viewers, what a crazy streamer decided to eat live on cam, a kind old clown with good intentions, the legal drama involving the 'I Eat Ass' car decal guy, and this week's crazy Dennis Rodman news We’re doing another live podcast at Standup NY on May 21st at 8pm! Tickets: standupny.laughstub.co...

We reminisce about some bad recent concert attendees before we investigate a bomb-resembling Chef Boyardee can, what object a man had to dig out of his own poop, new Yeti footprints, an awesome German raccoon, and SHRIMP! ON! DRUGS! Follow Tommy on Twitter @TommyMcNam and go to his album recording on June 13th at Union Hall! We’re doing another live podcast at Standup NY on May 21st - details to c...

After a very important update on the teen who RKO'd his principal we find out what item from McDonald's a cop mistook for a cellphone, whether or not we'd live in a potato house, the feral cats that are taking over Australia, and the parrot that wouldn't snitch Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon!...

Folks, we've got a great best of for you this week featuring some of our favorite criminals we've talked about on the show, including: the tattoos scourge of Taiwan, the serial high school field pooper, the fajita heist of the century, the drunk man who broke into an escape room, toddler's getting in on some thievery, and Australian McDonald's soft drink drama. Best of luck to all of them Get one...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn what wrestling move a high schooler used on his principle, the worst possible use of a QR code, what police found in a bathroom after a tense standoff, a dentists provocative Easter display, and the creature one woman found living in her eye! Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-ti…live?ref_id=8471 We are...