What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, the hilarious Ike Barinholtz returns to the show where we learn about the wrong way to use an extension cord for Christmas lights, the latest in artificial skin technology, a mixup at the boner pill factory, why a Soviet Cookie Monster mural was mistakenly painted, and a New Jersey man's big boom machine We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com...

Folks, after Kath and Eli commiserate over 'The Mentalist', we learn about how government officials secret dumpling racket, a penis shaped ice asking rink, controversy over William Henry Harrison's surviving grandson, why Kangaroo's are attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker's official perfume scent, and how an anti-gay politician was found at a gay orgy We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bo...

Folks, after dealing with parental tech problems, we hear why you shouldn't do massive car burnouts indoors, the world's biggest fake ketamine bust, why we now have facial recognition for bears, if Eve was really made from Adam's dick bone, and why you shouldn't poop on video during a big meeting on Zoom We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatat...

Folks, Tommy McNamara returns to the show where we learn about how one man became rich off of a crashed meteor, how an elderly Chicago man fought off some intruders, why an underwater ski doo isn't made for escaping police, how A.I. wrote a fake Obama autobiography, and if the pope really faved a horny pic on Instagram Check out Tommy on Twitter @TommyMcNam and check out his new EP  'I Think...

Folks, the hilarious Jon Gabrus joins us on this week's episode where we learn about how a 25 ft. pine tree was stolen, why you shouldn't impersonate an FBI officer at Chick-fil-A, why playing dead won't get you out of breaking COVID rules, how a meatball sub almost ruined a college students test, and the white politician who got caught posing as a gay, black man on Twitter Check out Jon Gabrus on...

The hilarious J.P. McDade returns to the show as be bask in Donald J. Trump's election defeat before learning about Japan's questionable politics-themed burgers, if the new gritty Barney movie is real or not, and how some MAGA chud's were tricked into praying to the devil Check out J.P. on Twitter @jp_mcdade We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/wh...

Folks, we're still spooky on this week's episode where we learn about the extremes of Halloween decorations, the criminal catching lawn mower robot, what 70's TV theme song you can torture your rich neighbor with, why A.I. isn't ready for soccer games, and NYC's rat sink hole Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Ryan Creamer! Check him out on Twitter @ryguyguyry and listen to his new podcast 'Amer...

Well, he's back folks. Luke Mones returns on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' as we learn about the ferris wheel you can work out of, the raccoons who took over a bank, a missing classic painting that was tracked down, why you apparently can't own a residential pig in Brooklyn, and the new medicinal robot that can crawl in your butt! Check Luke out on Twitter @LukeMones, and check out his You...

Writer Bill Hanstock joins us on this week's spooky episode where we hear about the unnecessary censorship that took place in a museum, the race to track down a missing Lemur, how many cigarettes a man lit up in an internet cafe, the young child ho took a school bus for a joyride, and the man who tried to smuggle a bunch of gold in his butt Check Bill out on Twitter @sundownmotel, and get his new...

The hilarious John Cullen joins us on this week's episode to recount too many Weird Al songs and learn about the goat who walks like a human, an attempt to eat 123 Carolina Reaper peppers, why there are so many raccoons on the White House lawn, why bears are focus testing picnic baskets, and the app controlled dick cage Check John out on Twitter @cullenthecomic, listen to his new album listen to h...

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about some pertinent news events involving the novel Coronavirus before hearing about a man that dumps eels in Prospect Park, the disappointment felt at the Hogwarts Express, and why you really shouldn't teach parrots to swear Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Shane Torres! Check him out on Twitter @shanetorres and at shanetorres.com We are on Patreon! Beco...

Folks, after celebrating the announcement of #FatBearWeek, we learn about the great Oregon whale explosion is being commemorated, how a titan of industry once saved the Costco hot dog, the man who saved a Richard Nixon sandwich for decades, the recently discovered NYC subway man cave, and the new baboon wreaking havoc across several towns  Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Bryan Yang! Chec...

Folks, after a hot debate about planet shapes, we hear how many anti-quarantine songs Van Morrison has written, the new soft drink that will put you to sleep, the real reason the hover board dentist was arrested, why orca whales teamed up to take down a boat, and Chuck E. Cheese's mission to destroy seven billion prize tickets Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Halle Kiefer! Check her out on Twi...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about the fly that destroyed a French mans home, the latest in chicken nugget #fakenews, what food item was mistaken for a penis, why Johnny Sins is a health worker hero, and what classic game was loaded onto an at home pregnancy test Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Mike Macrae! Check him out on Twitter @MikeMacRaeMike We are on Patreon!...

Folks, our dogs are barkin' this week as we hear about the alleged jet pack that invaded air space in L.A., a literal snakes on a plane scenario, the newest developments in 3D printed meat, the lovable bike thief who traveled hundreds of miles, and the vandals who had poop on their mind in England Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Joey Bergren! Check him out on Twitter @joeybergren & check...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about goats who took over a police car, the theft of a very peculiar painting, what a taxidermist is doing with his extra rat hands, the elderly monkey busters of Japan, and how one teens ruined the Scottish language using Wikipedia Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Alison Leiby! Check her out on Twitter @AlisonLeiby & check out her ne...

The hilarious David Roth joins us on this week's episode as we learn about Dennis Quaid's similarly named cat, the lengths a woman took to sve her husband's Gundam collection, the ancient sword found in a Polish lake, the mysterious giant safe that appeared in upstate NY, and the Swiss town that was covered in cocoa! Follow David on Twitter @david_j_roth & subscribe to to Defector at defector.com...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn how a fat guy in China got stuck in a well, why a London zoo is now home to the ugliest pigs on earth, why you shouldn't sit on a 19th century statue, how monkey's in the U.K. managed to get ahold of a chainsaw, and why we need someone to stop us from putting on a mysterious green mask Our guest on this week's bonus ep is DC Pierson! Check h...

Folks, after reviewing the very nasty Facebook Marketplace, we take a look at what cannibal animal is on the loose, how you can own the contents of a loose ball pit, what crime some awful YouTube twins committed this week, why you shouldn't be a nudist around wild boars, and rabid animal the libertarian candidate for president was bitten by Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Carey O'Donnell! Che...

Folks, the soundboard is back as we hear about why a bar had to ban two emu's from it's premises, why you shouldn't plant mystery seeds that show up at your door, why Metro North's website had some X-rated search results, the teen who hacked Twitter, and the ban who had a dick grown on his arm Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Casey James Salengo! Check him out on Twitter @caseyJsalengo & c...

The hilarious Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week as we learn why a man pretended to haunt a cemetery, the mysterious deep blue hole off the Florida coast, the genius way one man robbed a casino, why cutting your neighbors garage in half won't make them your friends, and the questionable name given to the car of the future Follow Josh on Twitter @joshgondelman & check out his new podc...

Folks, after forcing open the chamber door to Eli's rant corner, we see why the U.S. is in the midst of a nut glut, how teens re using pandemic masks to secretly buy booze, the peacock annoying an entire California neighborhood, why competitive eater are actually our greatest athletes, and the fish wish the most luscious lips you've ever seen The hilarious Kenice Mobley is our guest on this week's...

Folks, after diving into the Hollywood Reporters exposé on 'The Floor Is Lava' and revealing some new Patreon goals, we see what steps Japanese amusement parks are taking to stop the spread of COVID, why you can bid on an old vampire hunting kit, why one man had to fight a venomous snake while driving down the highway, how rats are ruining NYC al fresco meals, and the most improbable stolen car cr...

Folks, after discussing the honorable tradition of the hot dog eating contest, we learn why Vanilla Ice cancelled his concert in COVID-filled Texas, what snack container a bear got it's head stuck in, what massive reptile was being stored in a pizza place, the naked man who escaped into a sewer, and what psychedelic drug the navy has been buying off the dark web The hilarious Ariel Elias is our gu...

Folks, we're here yet again as we learn why South Koreans are thrilled about green onion cereal, the sex-crazed macaques that continue to take over Thailand, why you could be the inventor of the next space toilet, the political unrest among the boaters of New Jersey, and the scientific sea slug that had to go to rehab The hilarious Tommy McNamara is our guest this week on our Patreon bonus ep! Fol...