What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, after a hot debate about planet shapes, we hear how many anti-quarantine songs Van Morrison has written, the new soft drink that will put you to sleep, the real reason the hover board dentist was arrested, why orca whales teamed up to take down a boat, and Chuck E. Cheese's mission to destroy seven billion prize tickets Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Halle Kiefer! Check her out on Twi...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about the fly that destroyed a French mans home, the latest in chicken nugget #fakenews, what food item was mistaken for a penis, why Johnny Sins is a health worker hero, and what classic game was loaded onto an at home pregnancy test Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Mike Macrae! Check him out on Twitter @MikeMacRaeMike We are on Patreon!...

Folks, our dogs are barkin' this week as we hear about the alleged jet pack that invaded air space in L.A., a literal snakes on a plane scenario, the newest developments in 3D printed meat, the lovable bike thief who traveled hundreds of miles, and the vandals who had poop on their mind in England Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Joey Bergren! Check him out on Twitter @joeybergren & check...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about goats who took over a police car, the theft of a very peculiar painting, what a taxidermist is doing with his extra rat hands, the elderly monkey busters of Japan, and how one teens ruined the Scottish language using Wikipedia Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Alison Leiby! Check her out on Twitter @AlisonLeiby & check out her ne...

The hilarious David Roth joins us on this week's episode as we learn about Dennis Quaid's similarly named cat, the lengths a woman took to sve her husband's Gundam collection, the ancient sword found in a Polish lake, the mysterious giant safe that appeared in upstate NY, and the Swiss town that was covered in cocoa! Follow David on Twitter @david_j_roth & subscribe to to Defector at defector.com...

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn how a fat guy in China got stuck in a well, why a London zoo is now home to the ugliest pigs on earth, why you shouldn't sit on a 19th century statue, how monkey's in the U.K. managed to get ahold of a chainsaw, and why we need someone to stop us from putting on a mysterious green mask Our guest on this week's bonus ep is DC Pierson! Check h...

Folks, after reviewing the very nasty Facebook Marketplace, we take a look at what cannibal animal is on the loose, how you can own the contents of a loose ball pit, what crime some awful YouTube twins committed this week, why you shouldn't be a nudist around wild boars, and rabid animal the libertarian candidate for president was bitten by Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Carey O'Donnell! Che...

Folks, the soundboard is back as we hear about why a bar had to ban two emu's from it's premises, why you shouldn't plant mystery seeds that show up at your door, why Metro North's website had some X-rated search results, the teen who hacked Twitter, and the ban who had a dick grown on his arm Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Casey James Salengo! Check him out on Twitter @caseyJsalengo & c...

The hilarious Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week as we learn why a man pretended to haunt a cemetery, the mysterious deep blue hole off the Florida coast, the genius way one man robbed a casino, why cutting your neighbors garage in half won't make them your friends, and the questionable name given to the car of the future Follow Josh on Twitter @joshgondelman & check out his new podc...

Folks, after forcing open the chamber door to Eli's rant corner, we see why the U.S. is in the midst of a nut glut, how teens re using pandemic masks to secretly buy booze, the peacock annoying an entire California neighborhood, why competitive eater are actually our greatest athletes, and the fish wish the most luscious lips you've ever seen The hilarious Kenice Mobley is our guest on this week's...

Folks, after diving into the Hollywood Reporters exposé on 'The Floor Is Lava' and revealing some new Patreon goals, we see what steps Japanese amusement parks are taking to stop the spread of COVID, why you can bid on an old vampire hunting kit, why one man had to fight a venomous snake while driving down the highway, how rats are ruining NYC al fresco meals, and the most improbable stolen car cr...

Folks, after discussing the honorable tradition of the hot dog eating contest, we learn why Vanilla Ice cancelled his concert in COVID-filled Texas, what snack container a bear got it's head stuck in, what massive reptile was being stored in a pizza place, the naked man who escaped into a sewer, and what psychedelic drug the navy has been buying off the dark web The hilarious Ariel Elias is our gu...

Folks, we're here yet again as we learn why South Koreans are thrilled about green onion cereal, the sex-crazed macaques that continue to take over Thailand, why you could be the inventor of the next space toilet, the political unrest among the boaters of New Jersey, and the scientific sea slug that had to go to rehab The hilarious Tommy McNamara is our guest this week on our Patreon bonus ep! Fol...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about 'Sloth Bot' and it's surveillance opportunities, why a man used his farts as a weapon against the cops, the years long court battle over a missing pair of pants, and the new giant turtle that has captured our hearts The hilarious Diego Lopez is our guest on this week's bonus episode. Click the link below to donate to Williamsburg MMA, wh...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man being terrorized by unwanted pizza deliveries, the treasure chest found in the Colorado wilderness, how a local duck got drunk and beat up a dog, why the Mayan calendar could kill us for the millionth time, and the unwanted return of Necco Wafers Feel free to donate to the charities we donated last week's Patreon funds to. Community Solidarity (mut...

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Folks, we're hot off our successful reverse telethon as we learn about what marine creature pooped for the first time in two years, why a man broke into a bank to use their microwave, the Bolivian orchestra that has been trapped by wolves, the underground hog competition the man doesn't want you to know about, and the sad passing of what may have been Hitler's alligator We are on Patreon! Become a...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about how you can use onions to get back at your ex, the mystery of the sacred math cubes, the treasure hunter who scammed everyone, the horrors of the Prairie Home Companion Cruise, and the fun to be had at Go Topless Jeep Weekend We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of o...

Folks, we're here and gonna be ok as we learn about how a restaurant is using mannequins to improve dining during Covid, the odd reason a Japanese politician got in trouble during a debate, why people are choosing Red Dead Redemption over Zoom for meetings, why urine may the key to getting concrete in space, and the unnecessary return of the Penn15 building We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, the hilarious Whitmer Thomas joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the mystery of the alligator beaver, why getting jumbo, fake Air Pods may not be such a bad thing, a robot that can be your gaming friend, a fugitive with a case of flatulence, and the Lizard that was made of poop Follow Whitmer on Twitter @WhitmerThomas and check out his stand up special 'The Golden One' on HBO...

Folks, we are absolutely still here as we learn how the return of a missing tomato rocked a small town, the dangers of Tik Tok's venga boys challenge, the lonely eels at a Japanese aquarium, the demise of the Giant Ground Sloth, and how one man made Disney World his own personal quarantine spot We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod&nbs...

Folks, we're at it again this week as we find out how some construction workers found themselves in a 'one thing we didn't want to happen' scenario, the Japanese mayor with some odd Coronavirus suggestions, why Zoom is shutting down online sex parties, how one farmer is using his animals for good during the quarantine, and how skateboarders and dirt bikers joined forces against the man We are on P...

Folks, we're still in ‘tine and still poddin' as we talk about how our favorite video game has been infiltrated by cryptocurrency, how some lawyers in Florida are not adapting well to Zoom webcasting, why you definitely don't want to have a remote controlled crib, the genius way Nairobi is dealing with the quarantine, and how rat gangs could be our biggest problem We are on Patreon! Become a patro...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn about a Guitar Center that refused to quarantine, what inedible item was found in Healthy Choice frozen meals, what movie siren Louisiana police invoked to scare townspeople, how sex eggs threatened to derail Easter, and Jerry Saltz disturbing coffee procuring habits We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www....

Folks, we're back again as we learn all the ways getting magnets stuck up your nose can ruin your life, why a pit bull can't drive you home, the water trouble Harry the pig found himself in, what one restaurant did to scam customers during the quarantine,  and why you should not have the hots for Dr. Fauci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com...