What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, after giving it up for senior citizens we learn why one elderly man is very pissed off about his internet connection, the Koala that caused a multi car pile up, how an ancient conch was discovered, how pigs now have the ability to play video games, and the creepy object one man made a guitar out of We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whata...

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why you can't smuggle succulents into New Zealand, what Apple product a man swallowed while shoveling snow, by bills in D.C. are having a hard time being delivered, why the evil Chucky doll may be missing, and the baby that recorded an album in the womb We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Check...

Folks, after learning who kidnapped Eli in a recent dream we learn about why Subway's tuna might not actually be tuna, why wombat poop is actually square, why a German man was impersonating an air traffic controller, why some loud French frogs may protected by law, and TAIWAN's reimagined anime disease characters We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.c...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn what state is starting Bigfoot hunting season, a misunderstanding over some horny horse names, why one barbershop is holding haircut auditions, how Microsoft will allow you to chat to chat from your grave, and why Adobe flash caused a major Chinese train system to shut down We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/wha...

Folks, the hilarious Avery Moore joins us on this week's episode where we get an update on the hacked dick cage before learning about an ancient pig cave painting, Rudy Giuliani's 'Game of Thrones' knowledge, the saga of Joe the Australian pigeon, the controversy over a Russian Nazi monkey, and the SHOCKING reveal on 'The Masked Dancer' Follow Avery on Instagram @lilmisspopovich We are on Patreon!...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we recap the big man getting banned from Twitter, the hamster that braved a blizzard for some candy, why the earth is spinning faster, why a vicious turkey was put down, and the big dick Danish cartoon We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using thi...

Folks, we kick off the new year where nothing bad will happen by hearing about the kid who held a rave in his school's bathroom, the fast food restaurant discovered in Pompeii, why Dippin' Dots has the perfect freezer for the COVID vaccine, the Goku action figures that were tragically lost at sea, and why the Queen of England will be giving a national deep fake message  We are on Patreon! Bec...

Folks, we've compiled some of our favorite moments from the pod this year (and a couple from Patreon) including England's Bussy Bear mascot, the monkey busters of Japan, Kath learning to draw the planets, the ghost pepper world record attempt w/ John Cullen, Casey James Salengo stories, "The Meeting of the Titans" w/ Luke Mones, Shane Torres roasting Eli's 7/11 delivery order, and the saga of Papa...

We kick off the first week of BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Stefan Heck, to talk about our biggest bar orders, how big Shaq's toilet is, why the new Tesla truck still sucks, and the town overtaken by goats during the quarantine Follow Stefan on Twitter @boring_as_heck, listen to his podcast 'Blocked Party' and check out his Twitch stream 'The Go Off Kings' For more bonus eps and other stuff...

We continue BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Jesse Farrar, to talk about the pizza delivery robot, how the wife of one town's mayor broke his quarantine rules, and how one Italian mayor is using drones to yell at his constituents Follow Jesse on Twitter @BronzeHammer, listen to his podcast 'Your Kickstarter Sucks' and check out his Twitch stream 'The Go Off Kings' For more bonus eps and other...

BETTER SHOW MONTH just keeps getting better as the hilarious Karen Kilgariff joins sus as we discover how the French desperately need cigs during the quarantine, and GHOOOOOOOSTTTTSSSSS!!! For more bonus eps and other stuff subscribe at patreon.com/whatatimepod

The hilarious Tom Scharpling joins us on the week's bonus ep as we close out BETTER SHOW MONTH by learning why one Philly resident was tricked into eating Chuck E. Cheese pizza, how cops found the culprits in a meat theft case, and Fred Durst's run-in with Eddie Van Halen from the early 2000's Follow Tom on Twitter @scharpling Listen to The Best Show at: http://thebestshow.net/ Listen to Tom’s new...

Folks, the hilarious Chris James joins us on this week's episode where we learn why grasshoppers will not help you poop, one man's victory over his lost porn collection, where some Alabama residents had a secret winery, controversy over a new stadium name in Malaysia, and how it's apparently easy to hack Trump's Twitter account  Follow Chris on Twitter @theCJS, find him on YouTube at Not Even...

Folks, the hilarious Ike Barinholtz returns to the show where we learn about the wrong way to use an extension cord for Christmas lights, the latest in artificial skin technology, a mixup at the boner pill factory, why a Soviet Cookie Monster mural was mistakenly painted, and a New Jersey man's big boom machine We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com...

Folks, after Kath and Eli commiserate over 'The Mentalist', we learn about how government officials secret dumpling racket, a penis shaped ice asking rink, controversy over William Henry Harrison's surviving grandson, why Kangaroo's are attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker's official perfume scent, and how an anti-gay politician was found at a gay orgy We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bo...

Folks, after dealing with parental tech problems, we hear why you shouldn't do massive car burnouts indoors, the world's biggest fake ketamine bust, why we now have facial recognition for bears, if Eve was really made from Adam's dick bone, and why you shouldn't poop on video during a big meeting on Zoom We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatat...

Folks, Tommy McNamara returns to the show where we learn about how one man became rich off of a crashed meteor, how an elderly Chicago man fought off some intruders, why an underwater ski doo isn't made for escaping police, how A.I. wrote a fake Obama autobiography, and if the pope really faved a horny pic on Instagram Check out Tommy on Twitter @TommyMcNam and check out his new EP  'I Think...

Folks, the hilarious Jon Gabrus joins us on this week's episode where we learn about how a 25 ft. pine tree was stolen, why you shouldn't impersonate an FBI officer at Chick-fil-A, why playing dead won't get you out of breaking COVID rules, how a meatball sub almost ruined a college students test, and the white politician who got caught posing as a gay, black man on Twitter Check out Jon Gabrus on...

The hilarious J.P. McDade returns to the show as be bask in Donald J. Trump's election defeat before learning about Japan's questionable politics-themed burgers, if the new gritty Barney movie is real or not, and how some MAGA chud's were tricked into praying to the devil Check out J.P. on Twitter @jp_mcdade We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/wh...

Folks, we're still spooky on this week's episode where we learn about the extremes of Halloween decorations, the criminal catching lawn mower robot, what 70's TV theme song you can torture your rich neighbor with, why A.I. isn't ready for soccer games, and NYC's rat sink hole Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Ryan Creamer! Check him out on Twitter @ryguyguyry and listen to his new podcast 'Amer...

Well, he's back folks. Luke Mones returns on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' as we learn about the ferris wheel you can work out of, the raccoons who took over a bank, a missing classic painting that was tracked down, why you apparently can't own a residential pig in Brooklyn, and the new medicinal robot that can crawl in your butt! Check Luke out on Twitter @LukeMones, and check out his You...

Writer Bill Hanstock joins us on this week's spooky episode where we hear about the unnecessary censorship that took place in a museum, the race to track down a missing Lemur, how many cigarettes a man lit up in an internet cafe, the young child ho took a school bus for a joyride, and the man who tried to smuggle a bunch of gold in his butt Check Bill out on Twitter @sundownmotel, and get his new...

The hilarious John Cullen joins us on this week's episode to recount too many Weird Al songs and learn about the goat who walks like a human, an attempt to eat 123 Carolina Reaper peppers, why there are so many raccoons on the White House lawn, why bears are focus testing picnic baskets, and the app controlled dick cage Check John out on Twitter @cullenthecomic, listen to his new album listen to h...

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about some pertinent news events involving the novel Coronavirus before hearing about a man that dumps eels in Prospect Park, the disappointment felt at the Hogwarts Express, and why you really shouldn't teach parrots to swear Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Shane Torres! Check him out on Twitter @shanetorres and at shanetorres.com We are on Patreon! Beco...

Folks, after celebrating the announcement of #FatBearWeek, we learn about the great Oregon whale explosion is being commemorated, how a titan of industry once saved the Costco hot dog, the man who saved a Richard Nixon sandwich for decades, the recently discovered NYC subway man cave, and the new baboon wreaking havoc across several towns  Our guest on this week's bonus ep is Bryan Yang! Chec...