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Igor taste tests two competing energy drink brands and reveals SunnyD's "sweet" secret. Dustin and Igor deduce that life in plastic is fantastic and download a car. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Pluto TV , Otm Shank 's book. "I want to see the first human who's more plastic than human."

Dustin and Igor hack life, drink healthy, and master debate. #980002 Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: pour thing , sidneyraz , Good Arguments , solids of constant width . "I actually probably should try it. I mean everybody's got pants."

Dustin and Igor discuss the fall of the video game industry. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Insomniac Games , frozen pizza , I can't believe it's not paper . "Nobody ever talks about the companies that don't sexually harass their employees."

Dustin and Igor discuss energy drinks. Dustin considers making soup in a bathtub. Igor briefly reviews Canada . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: LifeStraw , Survivorman , Mantracker , AutoZone . "That's the best kind of energy drink: pure human will and determination."

Dustin and Igor loosely base this podcast episode on something. They also reflect on themselves, talk about the list, and compare how thorough they are when playing video games. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Special K , Starbucks logo . "Do you think I've ever met anybody with less sensibility than me?"

Dustin recites "a shooting before Christmas," Igor remembers an article about memory , and the two of them try to preorder Doritos-flavoured liquor . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: the law is powerless to help you , Mind Field episode about memory , GIMP . "Yeah, they're just normal flavours, like mango or peach or… b...

Igor reviews Joker (2019) and A Movie Making Nerd . Dustin reveals the history of the NORAD Santa tracker . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm "Those people who fear long words, I feel like they would not be able to be German."

Dustin and Igor discuss the weather and the downfall of society. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: cyclones 1 ,  cyclones 2 , Coriolis Effect , tornado vs. hurricane , Jersey tornado , Mr. Beast vs. activists , zinc , springs , base pharmaceutical Pokemon , evolved pharmaceutical Pokemon . "I don't know where all the whi...

Dustin and Igor discuss ChatGPT's new feature, transportation, and collectibles. Dustin reviews this year's The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: box Pokemon , potato Pokemon , pharmaceutical Pokemon ,  not Colgate-Palmolive , Zelda CD-I , more Zelda CD-I , petrichor , all the world's cereal . "I...

Dustin and Igor discuss bed-making and Halloween. Dustin reviews  Cocaine Bear . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: tired as drunk , Weekend at Bernie's , Guy Fawkes Day , make your bed , weight loss . "Brother's uncle's mother's baby's daughter."

Dustin and Igor have an existential crisis and discuss Microsoft's acquisition of Activision. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm "I got myriad problems, but a word ain't one."

Dustin and Igor discuss AI, running, David Goggins , and Birds Aren't Real . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: running study 1 , running study 2 , running article . "Jeremy bought me a dozen queefs for Valentine's Day."

Dustin and Igor discuss life, current events, LEGO, aliens, and tapeworms. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: LEGO figure 1 , LEGO figure 2 . "Abase yourself before you ablute yourself."

Dustin and Igor discuss intimacy, frustration, and mice. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm "I'm naked in the bathtub."

Igor talks about his new apartment and a trip to IKEA. Dustin shares a photo of his clock. They also discuss the trials and tribulations of living (in an apartment), and Spam's humanitarian efforts. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Dustin's clock , Spam's T-shirt . "I'm in a better place now."

Igor describes his latest journey from Ottawa to Porto. Dustin smells what the Rock is cooking and complains about a global lack of standards. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Miracle Workers , Weird , American Horror Story , Mr. Green . "I'm just going to start the rumor that's how it was, and maybe that'll be history...

Dustin and Igor summarize street suffixes; discuss dictionaries; bring up Barbenheimer, Nicolas Cage, and streaming; and confirm climate change. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Kingston's by-law , South Stormont's by-law , street types , Giant's Causeway . "The one trick that the Pope doesn't want you to know about."

Dustin and Igor go balls to the wall in their first in-person podcast episode. They also begin the second Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all the best S&P 500 company logo. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Stendhal syndrome . "I'm definitely going to regress to my usual self."

Dustin and Igor finish the first (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things and raise concerns about the cleanliness of chickens and chocobos. They also discuss shipping, cage matches, Reddit, and Canadian content. References: AI vote , Styrofoam-tastic , Spam Pizza . "It's just an expression. Nobody actually showers in the mornings."

Dustin and Igor talk about Main Character Syndrome and the Spotlight Effect, mull over music, survive the wildfires, and express their favourite moments of season 2. Dustin rants about stupidity, streaming culture, and the  Spam Jam . He also concludes the "What Would Europe Do?" survey and brags about what landed in his toilet. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealin...

Igor s-egg-ways into a new s-egg-ment about Salmonella. Dustin shares some subatomic and not-so-subatomic stories. Igor forgets about writing a non-award-winning song. Dustin continues the "What Would Europe Do?" survey. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Jynx v. Vulpix . Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References:  Hormel does...

Dustin and Igor have a crappy conversation and cube some potatoes. Igor reports a missing plane, reviews Moon Knight , and finds guidance while Dustin quizzes him. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Ditto v. Bellsprout , Snorlax v. Charmander , Chansey v. Slowpoke , Kabuto v. Magikarp , Kangaskhan v. Poliwag , Tangela v. Cubone , and Voltorb v. Digl...

Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's whereabouts and go off on tangents. Igor supplies some  Canadian content , encounters a Kentucky Fried Console , and recommends City Hunter (1993) . Dustin reviews Dragonball Evolution and considers watching  A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy and Love and a Bullet . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "I thin...

Dustin and Igor talk about the weather, golf, and Tubi . Then Igor reviews  Dragonball Evolution while Dustin continues reviewing One Piece and yearns to become a cruciverbalist. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: eating potato chips . "I really do like my chain patterns."

Dustin and Igor prepare a Sesame Street episode about Ramadan and crossing the street. Dustin teaches us about  KFC's logos and the Taco Bell Hail Mary, and then shares his daring adventures at the supermarket. The two also brainstorm Dustin's upcoming brand of grocery store products. Dustin wants to be the straight man and also spoils the ending of Ash's Pokemon adventures. Then they continue the...