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Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's Valentine's Day, review North Dallas Forty (1979) , and select Horse Girl (2020) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Agbogbloshie , BarbarousKing . "My date with the Indian guy and the sympathetic woman."

Dustin and Igor discuss greetings, suicide, nepotism, and sitcoms, and also review The Soloist (2009) and select North Dallas Forty (1979) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "You broke your nail, and you wanna hang yourself... that's not good."

Dustin and Igor discuss moving and the TikTok ban, review Bad Santa (2003) , and choose The Soloist (2009) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Birds Aren't Real . "It's a good thing I don't go outside."

Dustin and Igor discuss more Canadian inventions, review Marauders (2016) , and select Bad Santa (2003) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Nothing is better than something sometimes."

Dustin and Igor unwrap Spotify's "Wrapped for Creators", discuss more Canadian inventions, review The Princess Switch (2018) , and select Marauders (2016) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Twin Dragons , The Princess Diaries . "It's the Cambridge-Collins Brat Wars of 2025."

Dustin and Igor discuss life skills, One Piece's inspiration , and Canadian inventions. They also review  8-Bit Christmas (2021) , and then select The Princess Switch (2018) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "If you don't believe in Santa, at least believe in Jesus."

Dustin and Igor discuss discontinued food and discontinued world records. Then they review Beautiful Boy (2018) and choose 8-Bit Christmas (2021) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Monsieur Mangetout . "Ireland would be a fantastic place because nothing sounds real there."

Dustin and Igor finish the Boomer Quiz, propose a Japanese Squid Game, argue about 90s identity, review Ocean's Eleven (2001) , and select Beautiful Boy (2018) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "On everybody's shelf, there should be a dictionary and a bible."

Dustin and Igor discuss Discord, the upcoming election, and being a teacher. They also review Pump Up the Volume (1990) and select Ocean's Eleven (2001) for the next movie review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Your dress code should be paper and garbage bags."

Dustin's on the mend while Igor is running on no sleep in this not-so-scary Halloween episode where Dustin confesses his love for Reba McEntire. Dustin and Igor continue the Boomer Quiz. Igor contrasts Road House (1989) and Road House (2024) . They also review Abduction (2011) , and choose Pump Up the Volume (1990) as the next random movie. Lastly, Igor blocks YouTube and Reddit. Then they continu...

Igor tries the new Winter Edition from Red Bull. Dustin and Igor discuss facial hair, start the Boomer Quiz, and briefly add "true crime" to the podcast's list of genres. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: boombox . "The 14-year-old should've Weekend at Bernie's her mom with three bullet wounds in her face."

Dustin and Igor discuss clones, prions, cereal, neighbours, and Gran Torino . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What the hell happened to my belly button?"

Dustin and Igor discuss Igor's new phone, Life as We Know It , and Buffalo's Buffalo wings. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Aquaria . "He should be dead. He's 94 years old."

Dustin and Igor discuss the YouTube algorithm, fear, being immortalized, the fall of a nation, and Dustin's new computer. Igor also reviews  I Love You, Man . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They do get more scared when they read. At least I feel like that's how it used to be when children used to read."

Igor reviews his Rainboll and stops eating microplastics. Dustin sniffs his dish mat and nearly burns off his eyebrows. Then they both review Rough Night . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Pocket Card Jockey . "Maybe all the energy drinks have turned you into some sort of a superhuman, and your power is you can smell di...

Dustin and Igor discuss V/H/S in the first Rogi's Random Reviews segment, await Deadpool & Wolverine , and plan to watch Rough Night . They also debate dish mats v. racks. Dustin creates a grease terrarium for his wild maggots and defends himself from a pack of pit bulls. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: movie randomize...

Dustin and Igor discuss haptic torture, learn to shuffle, and anxiously await Frog Holland in Uncharted 2. They also begin the third Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all which special Pokémon has the best cry. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: WWWW on YouTube , walking AI , QWOP . "If Uncharted 2 becomes the biggest box office hit of the decade, I'll eat...

Dustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm Igor reviews Captain Phillips and Finding Forrester . They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation. References: new and opposite-of-improved State Street logo , Aflac Duck , first Aflac commercial , Japanese Aflac commercial , Monster...

Dustin and Igor remember Futurama and misremember The Simpsons Movie . Dustin also reviews Invincible . The two also discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink yet again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: opposite George , average asian , Korean Conan , gibberish English , more gibberish English . "I think the best I can hope for...

Dustin and Igor get greasy, get smelly, chat chicken, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink again. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Revisionist History , pothole pizza , cheese ? "Maybe that's like a subconscious fetish I have for things that start with M."

Dustin and Igor recount Count Binface and Count Chocula, blow some whistles, and discuss Malcolm Gladwell's Blink . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Weetabix , rainboll . "Canadians are getting dumber."

Dustin and Igor discuss television, politics, and movies. They also concoct a non-alcoholic beverage. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: cylindrical projection , Druk . "I know it used to symbolize a penis, but what does it symbolize now?"

Dustin and Igor review The Super Mario Bros. Movie, again; remember how Sonic used to be; and lie about Pinocchio. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: DKC ; Kirby, in the flesh ; whale bird . "He does have a swirly D."

Dustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Propane Genesis Evangelion , X-Men '97 . "Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."

Dustin and Igor canonize, beatify, and venerate the lesser known St. Patrick, not necessarily in that order. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: St. Patrick , blue screen vs green screen . "Everybody's going to hell, pretty much."