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Dustin and Igor talk about the weather, omelettes, and earwax. They also review The Belko Experiment (2007) and choose The Happening (2008) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "We're turning this podcast into something to do with gambling."

Dustin and Igor chat about cookware, Pokémon, One Piece, and Dustin's favourite actors. Then they review The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) , and select The Belko Experiment (2017) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "I hate cheese graters."

Dustin and Igor discuss the words of the year, review The Polar Express (2004) , and eye The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "The future just ain't what it used to be."

Dustin and Igor discuss dust and Joe Rogan, review Violent Night (2022) , and pick The Polar Express (2004) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm "Don't cry over a spilt line of coke."

Dustin and Igor unwrap their Spotify and Discord, review Last Christmas (2019) , and select Violent Night (2022) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They could absolutely make a Christmas movie out of me discovering Fortnite at 35 years old."

Dustin and Igor discuss delays; planes, trains, and automobiles; Digimon vs Pokémon; character customization; and  Dragon Ball Daima . They review  The Perfect Holiday (2007) , and choose Last Christmas (2019) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Katt Williams, to me, is the...

Dustin and Igor discuss Ig Nobel prizes, review The One I Love (2014) , and select The Perfect Holiday (2007) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I love things that are chemically inert."

Dustin and Igor ponder pumpkins, review Save the Last Dance (2001) , and choose The One I Love (2014) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "She would beat us."

Dustin and Igor yak about Yotei, review The Harder They Fall (2021) , and select Save the Last Dance (2001) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I'd take a bullet for this game."

Dustin and Igor discuss holes, review Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) , and choose The Harder They Fall (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What's wrong with frozen milk stuck to a t-rex?"

Dustin and Igor discuss bad habits, haircuts, and expired documentation. Then they review Watchmen (2009) and select Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I haven't bought alcohol in a very long time now. I'm proud of myself. I've comple...

Dustin and Igor discuss canker sores, inventions, Marcel in the wild, and the King of the Hill continuation. They also review Brokeback Mountain (2005) and select Watchmen (2009) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "It's not like if a yacht sees another yacht they must battle...

Dustin and Igor smell and evolve. Dustin talks about the King of the Hill revival. Then they review Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) and choose Brokeback Mountain (2005) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I could be drinking turpentine."

Dustin and Igor ponder power creep. Dustin wants to see the Straw Hats fail, and the two give them a good sniff. They also review Fat Girl (2001) and select Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "I don't like giving my full attention to any...

Dustin and Igor homogenize humanity, talk to animals, and discuss social media comments. They also review Mighty Joe Young (1998) and select Fat Girl (2001) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Millennium Prize Problems . "I'm a highly evolved form of human."

Dustin and Igor discuss engineering marvels and tight holes. They review  Dumbo (1941) and select Mighty Joe Young (1998) for the next random review. They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Maeslantkering , Bell Building , sewer celebration , Nutty Putty Cave . "Tuvalu's gonna die in almost as m...

Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm They also review Airborne (1993) and choose Dumbo (1941) for the next random review. References: Beast of Reincarnation . "Gandhi would be proud."

Dustin and Igor discuss fingernails, toenails, and body dysmorphia. They also review Fanboys (2009) and select Airborne (1993) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Bogdanoff twins . "I do let my toenails grow."

Dustin and Igor discuss Micronesia, therapy, original sin. Dustin doesn't want to be put on a pedestal. They also review Big Trouble in Little China (1986) and select Fanboys (2009) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Therapy Gecko , Eliza , Henry Symeonis . "Every Chinese person knows kung fu."

Dustin and Igor discuss more irritants and the island nation of Tuvalu. They also review Sinister (2012) and choose Big Trouble in Little China (1986) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "Things don't bother me. It's people that bother me."

Dustin and Igor discuss vibration irritants, Victorian slang, and Viking food. They also review Ride Along (2014) and select Sinister (2012) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Passing English of the Victorian Era , Hákarl , Brennivín . "It's not worth bleeping out 'bitch' at this point. Everybo...

Igor talks about his trip to North America and Dustin declines to go on a pilgrimage. They also review Trolls (2016) and select Ride Along (2014) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "So you get your rum and coke, right in the cans."

Dustin and Igor discuss clothing tags, Dustin's quiet coat, irritants, cold vs hot, and sleeping. They also review Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) and choose Trolls (2016) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "What's the difference between sleeping all the time and just being dead?"

Dustin and Igor discuss 物の哀れ , and their thresholds for sellers, products, and restaurants. They also review Old Yeller (1957) and choose Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: RTINGS , Chants of Sennaar . "That one greek place down the road has goat brains; we're gon...

Dustin and Igor discuss Dustin's fraud finale, cheese, tapeworms, and zombies. They also review Horse Girl (2020) and select Old Yeller (1957) for the next random review. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Tapeworm Fry . "Don't trust people you don't understand."