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Dustin and Igor discuss heaven's org structure. Igor reviews  Reggie's book and Dustin compares leadership at the three console makers. They also celebrate celebrities who are outspoken nerds. Next, Igor teases what he's reading now and Dustin gives his ongoing One Piece update. Igor also shows off his boxes ( 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ) and potatoes ( 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 ). Then they...

Dustin and Igor discuss Casablanca, the White House, Gorffwysfa , and the OG whitewashing . Dustin quizzes Igor on wacky walkability, translucent toilets, and whistling kettles. The two also argue about the true meaning of Pancake Day . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Being kicked out of a country—it's a really good motivation to...

Dustin and Igor discuss the appeal of a podcast management simulator. Igor tells the story of the Beale ciphers . Dustin quizzes Igor on taxes and tips, and reviews another arc of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: swarthy . "The Mexican British rock star, Brook."

Dustin and Igor discuss Groundhog Day:  the day , the film , and the truth. They also talk about That '90s Show and Mythbusters, and Dustin continues his review of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: gossamer , and the Edge of Tomorrow . "I think you shouldn't be touching strange humans either."

Dustin and Igor interview a salad about eggs, the bird flu, and produce. Dustin reveals his tips for "negotiating" at farmers markets, and then briefly reviews the first 200 episodes of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: ostrich egg , lightning , Burger King toys , and the cry of the Victreebel . "Farmers market...

This episode is brought to you by the letters E and R. Follow along here , here , and here . Dustin recites a limerick, mathematical That Igor finds all but hysterical. They play to the beat of Sesame Street and other kid's shows, even three-dimensional. Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Machop v. Poliwag , Eevee v. Porygon , Hitmonlee v. Tan...

Dustin and Igor celebrate the start of 2023 and their 40th episode with a Simpsons quiz. Try to beat Dustin's whopping 5 out of 40 by following along: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 17 , 18 , 19 , 20 , 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 , 25 , 26 , 27 , 28 , 29 , 30 , 31 , 32 , 33 , 34 , 35 , 36 , 37 , 38 , 39 , and 40 . Dustin reveals the end of Ash, and his descent into On...

Dustin and Igor paraphrase the story of Christmas and cotton on to a word that comes all the way from Bologna but is totally not baloney . Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Did he come out of a woman, or did he just sprout out of the ground?"

Dustin and Igor critique why people criticize each other, Dustin says something that no one has ever said before, Igor learns to read again, and Dustin talks about QI , The First 48 , and Lie to Me . Then the two continue the Tournament of Things, featuring a cute Kadabra . Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "The octopus wrapped its slimy tentacles around the remote control."

Dustin and Igor mourn the passing of Kevin Conroy , subtract half a dimension, debate AI resurrecting dead voice actors, discuss The Simpsons' racial controversies, and ponder the lack of new memorable recurring characters in The Simpsons. Igor defines the first official Word of the Fortnight: Ablution . He also explains why he tracks all his time. Then the two waste some time, continue the Tourna...

Igor gives a very, very brief description of Guy Fawkes Day while Dustin shares good news and expresses his approval of the Halloween season. Dustin and Igor use chili cheese fries to ponder the meaning of "just right". Then the two continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Raspberry Pi , Wheelers , and 60s Electro . "Why do you have this...

Dustin brags about his brand new fall off the bone grill, and Igor advertises Pumpkin Spice Spam . The two also become rebracketeers in the inaugural segment of Word of the Fortnight. Dustin and Igor spend the rest of the time reviewing Dragon Ball Super once and for all and remember some funny moments: takos , eggs , and bingo . "We always have something interesting to talk about, but we rarely a...

Dustin and Igor celebrate Thanksgiving early because Canada, and then eulogize the Queen. Then Dustin raves about Stable Diffusion and shares some of his favourite works of AI art: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , and 5 . The two continue the Tournament of Things with a cameo by longcat . Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm (Spoilers!) The following are some of Dustin's own Stable Diffusion creat...

Our hosts guess whether fast food in North America differs from Europe, Igor tells the tale of a falconeer and her falcon defending the local McDonald's from bird crap, and Dustin promises to release his secret taco recipe on his deathbed while wondering how Taco Bell keeps their quesadilla shells so soft. The two then ask "What is success?" Dustin vents work frustrations and proclaims himself to...

Dustin and Igor discover the lost fortnight . Igor subscribes to Disney+ and reveals a few differences in the French dub of The Simpsons while Dustin wonders why it hasn't been cancelled yet. The duo discusses movies, television, social media, and religion. Dustin also complains about the PlayStation 5 price hike and his squeaky chair. They continue the Tournament of Things where Dustin invents th...

Dustin and Igor justify the upcoming Disney+ price increase and remember the good and bad Prey . Dustin recommends Only Murders in the Building , imagines Martin Short 's final form, and reminisces about teaching at a famous high school . The two sniff books at Chapters to stay literate and discuss creeping corporate expansion. Igor flaunts two photos of McDonald's in his neck of the woods, ponder...

Dustin and Igor tease the next Tournament of Things while Dustin unknowingly becomes intrigued by a horror comedy called Cherrypicker . The two stand to stay fit, play "poison or not", jeer Cherophobia , and continue the current Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "To make something go right takes a lot more than to make something go wrong."

Dustin regales us with tales of his harrowing experiences and brings us aboard his new Steam Deck. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Maybe we'll go against the grain and say that correlation is causation."

Dustin and Igor begin the first Tournament of Things to decide once-and-for-all the best first generation Pokémon. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "We'll call him a Salvador Dali moustached rock snake."

Dustin and Igor talk through Igor's trials and tribulations on his trip to Philadelphia. They savour Montreal smoked meat poutine , Buffalo wings , cheesesteaks , francesinha , and chicken and waffles while spotting the difference between Buffalo and its animal brethren. Igor buffalos Dustin while reviewing Uncharted (2022) and Ben Franklin's toilet (1787). Dustin defends his distaste for Tom Holl...

Dustin and Igor air their dirty laundry in this season finale. They have a conversation about making conversation and obtaining a post-secondary education by vending machine. Dustin reveals his latest hobby: urban skeet shooting. He also apologizes to our American listeners before entering the Rant Ring for multiple consecutive rounds. The two leave politics behind to become illiterate and find th...

Dustin and Igor celebrate Kamehameha Day the only way they know how . Dustin also reveals his favourite anime while Igor remembers his childhood Gogeta . "You gotta pay the bill—or otherwise Goku's gonna come and break your legs!"

Dustin and Igor push the proverbial red button , become super strong and invincible at the expense of the entire world, decide whether they're leg or arm men, decline to have schizophrenia, puppeteer the weather, welcome our new crab overlords, play snakes and weasels, cast themselves out , and get paid to amaze. This episode was inspired by Daily Poll Dilemmas . "I don't want to hear people talk...

Dustin and Igor get dirty, metaphorically—and literally! Igor explains how to clean a pool while Dustin enjoys the new-book smell of his copy of the Witcher series. The duo discusses the future of Netflix, the Warner Bros. Discovery merger, Twitter as presented by Elon Musk, and blood. "Blood is the same type of fluid as milk."

Dustin and Igor think, therefore they are. The two ponder the silent arrival of digital media and streaming and debate whether the world is 4K. Dustin corrects what he said last time about DC and Watchmen. While Dustin explains gerrymandering, Igor compares it to meandering Gerry. Dustin and Igor investigate the link between rabies and vampirism. Playing the optimist, Igor tries to encourage Dusti...