We Have a Situation Here

Dakota Willaby has been placed in witness protection after stopping an evil corporation's terrible plot. Wouldn't you know it she has stumbled across another zany situation? This time, her new home town Old Lake Wetsock is home to a mystery involving aliens, world-shattering prophecies, and brunch.  Visit the website! Come on over to HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com for playlists, clips, and the...

Bunnie leads a number of coworkers to the hills for a pleasant day hike to see the gorgeous waterfall called Fireplace. The hike is pleasant and the team is really starting to get along when they realize they cannot make it back to the trailhead before nightfall. Luckily, one of them knows the exact location of an abandoned cabin nearby! Not so luckily, another one of them is about to have a prett...

Isiah Danger is heading to a festival on a picturesque island far away from the humdrum office he spends his days in. The Shadow Festival is the opposite of all those other island destination festivals in that there's a small section of the island that hosts a rift in time. Isiah's propensity for quoting great movies will come in handy as he tries to save all of time itself. Come say hi! Visit HTT...

A tale of friendship, Mars, and goose feathers. This week, Marv receives a package with an ominous warning. After that, this run gets weird. Listen now for hijinx!  Come visit the show online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com or say hi at whashpod@gmail.com! Thanks for listening!

Long ago Dex received a gift card with $17.56. Dex forgot about this, but his evil twin brother Rex did not! Now Rex is holding the city ransom and leaving clues in intervals of 1,756 around the city to make Dex understand how to solve the issue.  These siblings sure have some stuff to work through, but Dex's city-wide surveillance program has some issues of its own. Thanks for listening! Com...

The town lighthouse was built poorly and has a slight tilt to it. Bad for a lighthouse, but perfect for ghost hunters and an evil billionaire with plans for the sun. Local daemon and B&B operator, Azrael also uses the building for a trap. One fateful night brings the three parties together and not all will make it to morning.  Come connect with the players at whashpod.wordpress.com, send...

Marzipan is in charge of putting together the town's biggest hamster maze yet to really make the local hamster festival special. However, when strange tracks appear all over town the morning of the festival she has to lead a team into a nearby forest to figure out what caused the tracks and ensure the festival goes off without a hitch! Get in touch with the WHASH players at whashpod.wordpress.com...

Dr. Minnesota Johnson is taking part in an escape room, but the only real puzzle is trying to figure out why it feels so real. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Send us a note at whashpod@gmail.com to say hi or toss some situation generator suggestions our way. You can find us online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com too. Have a great week!

DB Hooper finds a trap door. Then *another* trap door. Behind trap door number two is a table full of schematics and a Tpigeons (pterodactyl pigeons, the T is silent) and a plot to steal a mysterious bit of art. With a bag of scorpion peppers and snazzy plans for a Buick Skylark, DB is off to steal something a bit more exciting than a suitcase full of cash. Thanks for listening! Come visit the Pod...

TB is training an AI to build the perfect playlist for a mix-CD to impress a love interest. One evening, the ghost of an old prospector who lives in TB's home builds the AI an avatar. After that, TB has to teach the AI what love is while trying to ensure the hamster currently being held for ransom is kept safe. It's quite a day. Will the AI learn what love is? Will TB and the ghost escape the hams...

This week's synopsis: Pauly Pocket Shore is a believer in fate who has quite some luck on their side. After finding a magical monkey paw in a gutter, Pauly gets tied in with the mob but doesn't realize that's the case. After a nice dinner, a few uninvited guests stop by but a good friend is close by to help out. Along the way, there is plenty of soup and even more poor food safety practices. We'd...

This week's synopsis: Billie has confidence that only unbridled optimism can provide. After a minor blimp theft, Billie and Winston, the blimp pilot embark on a trans-Atlantic quest to stop an evil corporation from executing their dastardly scheme. It is up to these two to save the world before it's too late!  We'd love to hear from you! Come visit us online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com o...

Sasha has been recruited by a secret government agency to ensure that all goes well when a secret package is moved through the warehouse she manages. There's just one thing that could go wrong; the ska kids out back. When their leader turns out to be working for an equally secretive organization things get weird. Listen now for spiders, supplies, and ska references. Come visit us on Instagram @WeH...

In a lab deep under the sea, Dr. Barnacle leads a small team researching a new species. On the surface, a single comms staff member is the only thing keeping the sealab connected to the surface. When communications go down, Pickles Mack is called to action. Forced to face his greatest fear, Pickles heads down into the abyss and quickly works to try to save the day. Will the researchers be saved? W...

What does a wealthy loner do when a mysterious string shows up to lead him to his destiny? Follow that string and get ready to kick some evil doer butt, that's what!  Join the players this week as the main character takes a journey of discovery from a back alley dumpster into old rum runner tunnels and beyond.  Come say hi and send us ideas for the situation generator at whashpod@gmail.c...

Rayne Delay has lied on their resume. The hope was "fake it 'til you make it" would happen way sooner than it did, but after the mice raid the cheese curd caverns pterodactyls show up then the raiders pile on. Rayne quickly learns he's in way over his head. How does Thane Rayne of Thane via Maine and Spain end the pain? Listen now to this rhyme heavy episode to find out! Thanks for listening! We'd...

Oregon Baker is pulled on stage to help his favorite magician pull off a real stunner of an illusion when things go far from planned. Soon after the vanishing cabinet trick starts Oregon is being dragged to a dark room by unknown agents. This was not the way the night was supposed to go. A tale of intrigue and magic follows and Oregon emerges forever changed. Find us online at HTTP://whashpod.word...

The holiday themed cheesy stories continue this week! Dan is an architect of the world's biggest attractions recovering from a tragic loss. Tasked with an impossible challenge, he's stuck on a project with a tight deadline. When a former flame returns to town, he learns that it isn't just enough to build big things it is important to build big relationships too. Come check out the podcast on Insta...

Dorothy Wintwipple is a beloved town member. She manages the tree farm, she plays a cherished rendition of Blue Christmas on the violin every year and she is charismatic as heck. Sandy is the owner of the local wreath shop owner who loves the bagpipes. They don't always see eye to eye, but when the chairperson of the town's annual parade is found murdered the two wind up setting aside their rivalr...

Rosie Disposition bought a house without seeing it first. Now she's stuck in Mississippi fixing up a home her Instagram following thinks is already immaculate. Can she keep the lie going? With the help of Jason Nolastname, there's a chance. He's the hunky handyman come to the small town to take care an ailing grandparent. The house has a gargoyle out front and a well-known rumor for being very hau...

In this cheesy holiday rom-com themed episode, Paris has to return home from the big city to take over the family hardware store. The store isn't in the best shape according to her fancy MBA background, and to make matters worse her high school boyfriend is the shop's delivery man now! Trying to save the store and not kill Joey in the process is taxing, so her city friends come to visit and things...

River is working late one night when a sound from the aquarium's mummy exhibit grabs their attention. Soon, a gorilla is discovered and it attempts to communicate with River, but the words get a bit jumbled.  Unseen to River, a trio of burglars is attempting a heist but things are not going as planned.  Will River solve the crime? Will the gorilla ever get a chef salad? Listen now to fin...

An ancient scroll is pulled from the desert sands of Texas. A doomsday prophecy is deciphered. Tacos are on the menu. Antoni Tony Tone's dig site is ground zero for horrid events that will forever change the course of world events or at least the dig team's trusted van. We Have a Situation Here can be found on Instagram @WeHaveASituationHerePodcast or online at whashpod.wordpress.com.  Want t...

Claire needs a vacation and the lovely little B&B Vinyard in the desert of Arizona seems the natural choice. Little does Claire know that the whole thing is a clever ruse to get people on-site in an attempt to gain friends for the B&B owners' beloved child. Not the only one at the B&B, Claire quickly discovers a sinister plot and some really nasty jam in a barn. Have a fun story to sha...

Diablo Turner was just cut off from the family fortune. Forced to make his own way in the world with no awareness of it, and an evil twin out to get in the way, Diablo uses the one skill he has to get ahead. Taxidermy.  Will Diablo survive? Probably. But things get complicated when a weird craft crash lands in the forest outside of town. Check out the episode to find out what sort of antics t...