We Have a Situation Here

This week's synopsis: Billie has confidence that only unbridled optimism can provide. After a minor blimp theft, Billie and Winston, the blimp pilot embark on a trans-Atlantic quest to stop an evil corporation from executing their dastardly scheme. It is up to these two to save the world before it's too late!  We'd love to hear from you! Come visit us online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com o...

Sasha has been recruited by a secret government agency to ensure that all goes well when a secret package is moved through the warehouse she manages. There's just one thing that could go wrong; the ska kids out back. When their leader turns out to be working for an equally secretive organization things get weird. Listen now for spiders, supplies, and ska references. Come visit us on Instagram @WeH...

In a lab deep under the sea, Dr. Barnacle leads a small team researching a new species. On the surface, a single comms staff member is the only thing keeping the sealab connected to the surface. When communications go down, Pickles Mack is called to action. Forced to face his greatest fear, Pickles heads down into the abyss and quickly works to try to save the day. Will the researchers be saved? W...

What does a wealthy loner do when a mysterious string shows up to lead him to his destiny? Follow that string and get ready to kick some evil doer butt, that's what!  Join the players this week as the main character takes a journey of discovery from a back alley dumpster into old rum runner tunnels and beyond.  Come say hi and send us ideas for the situation generator at whashpod@gmail.c...

Rayne Delay has lied on their resume. The hope was "fake it 'til you make it" would happen way sooner than it did, but after the mice raid the cheese curd caverns pterodactyls show up then the raiders pile on. Rayne quickly learns he's in way over his head. How does Thane Rayne of Thane via Maine and Spain end the pain? Listen now to this rhyme heavy episode to find out! Thanks for listening! We'd...

Oregon Baker is pulled on stage to help his favorite magician pull off a real stunner of an illusion when things go far from planned. Soon after the vanishing cabinet trick starts Oregon is being dragged to a dark room by unknown agents. This was not the way the night was supposed to go. A tale of intrigue and magic follows and Oregon emerges forever changed. Find us online at HTTP://whashpod.word...

The holiday themed cheesy stories continue this week! Dan is an architect of the world's biggest attractions recovering from a tragic loss. Tasked with an impossible challenge, he's stuck on a project with a tight deadline. When a former flame returns to town, he learns that it isn't just enough to build big things it is important to build big relationships too. Come check out the podcast on Insta...

Dorothy Wintwipple is a beloved town member. She manages the tree farm, she plays a cherished rendition of Blue Christmas on the violin every year and she is charismatic as heck. Sandy is the owner of the local wreath shop owner who loves the bagpipes. They don't always see eye to eye, but when the chairperson of the town's annual parade is found murdered the two wind up setting aside their rivalr...

Rosie Disposition bought a house without seeing it first. Now she's stuck in Mississippi fixing up a home her Instagram following thinks is already immaculate. Can she keep the lie going? With the help of Jason Nolastname, there's a chance. He's the hunky handyman come to the small town to take care an ailing grandparent. The house has a gargoyle out front and a well-known rumor for being very hau...

In this cheesy holiday rom-com themed episode, Paris has to return home from the big city to take over the family hardware store. The store isn't in the best shape according to her fancy MBA background, and to make matters worse her high school boyfriend is the shop's delivery man now! Trying to save the store and not kill Joey in the process is taxing, so her city friends come to visit and things...

River is working late one night when a sound from the aquarium's mummy exhibit grabs their attention. Soon, a gorilla is discovered and it attempts to communicate with River, but the words get a bit jumbled.  Unseen to River, a trio of burglars is attempting a heist but things are not going as planned.  Will River solve the crime? Will the gorilla ever get a chef salad? Listen now to fin...

An ancient scroll is pulled from the desert sands of Texas. A doomsday prophecy is deciphered. Tacos are on the menu. Antoni Tony Tone's dig site is ground zero for horrid events that will forever change the course of world events or at least the dig team's trusted van. We Have a Situation Here can be found on Instagram @WeHaveASituationHerePodcast or online at whashpod.wordpress.com.  Want t...

Claire needs a vacation and the lovely little B&B Vinyard in the desert of Arizona seems the natural choice. Little does Claire know that the whole thing is a clever ruse to get people on-site in an attempt to gain friends for the B&B owners' beloved child. Not the only one at the B&B, Claire quickly discovers a sinister plot and some really nasty jam in a barn. Have a fun story to sha...

Diablo Turner was just cut off from the family fortune. Forced to make his own way in the world with no awareness of it, and an evil twin out to get in the way, Diablo uses the one skill he has to get ahead. Taxidermy.  Will Diablo survive? Probably. But things get complicated when a weird craft crash lands in the forest outside of town. Check out the episode to find out what sort of antics t...

Barry Tate and Ashton Molson are on their way to a Halloween party when a shortcut through the local cemetery has unintended consequences. Scary sounds, a pentagram/pentagon mishap, a number of dated costume choices, and a stroll through the woods make Barry Tate realize one great truth; there's a monster out there.  By the time the surprise element rolls around, Barry just might wish he wasn...

Sleepy T loves playing the violin and tweeting dog thoughts. When his town's government annex building is slated to be torn down, they decide to open the time capsule hidden inside it a bit earlier than originally planned.  When Sleepy T and the town notice that there is a photo of Sleepy T inside the capsule there are more questions than answers. Aliens? Time Travelers? Weird marketing campa...

Will Fish runs. He runs from his past as a corporate stock photo model. He runs a dog food truck and his favorite customer there is a runner. When all the dogs in the park make a habit of barking at the sky every day at 3:00 pm sharp, Will stops running. For the first time in a long time, Will is going to sit, stay, and fix the problem. When that problem leads him to a moonshine still he learns a...

Ogre Bronco might be a werewolf. He's not, but he might be. What he most certainly is is an astronomer who needs a vacation. When a travel brochure catches his eye while sipping coffee at his favorite local coffee shop, he decides it is vacation time and heads to a town that feels a little out of time and space. What sort of town has Ogre stumbled into? What does the barista have to do with it? Is...

Radioface Rockman has been hired to do a job. An evil job. He just doesn't know it. Will he ever figure it out? Maybe. When asked to scope out the cavern system by a long-dormant volcano, Radioface ends up working for an evil organization bent on world domination. It's a zany time to be Radioface, that much is known. Check out the episode to find out how a super-spy, a fish-eating habit, and the l...

AJ is a simple guy from a simple town. He's working the Christmas tree lot when his old friend Martha starts having eerily accurate psychic predictions. One premonition foresees a dire circumstance for their simple town. Will AJ, with his mild salsa and love of Bob Ross, be able to help defeat a monster? Will Martha be able to convince the town her premonitions are real? Listen now to find out! We...

This week the players meet Thumbs Green, a workaholic who doesn't quite remember how to jump a car battery. Thumbs is in luxury item sales and works well into the night. This late-night work habit ensures that on his way home he always drives by a farm that is oddly well visited for 11:30 pm. What secrets is the farm holding? What sort of shenanigans brings a group of people together at such a cra...

Dakota Willaby is a mailroom clerk who really pushes the envelope. When tasked with taking a package halfway across the world, she has little idea that the simple assignment is actually part of something much bigger.  Listen now to see how a trans-Atlantic voyage, a funny misunderstanding, and a special CEO change Dakota's life for better or worse. Have some fun stuff you want to see added to...

Like so many others, Deo Dia is at a destination wedding trying to figure out who his real father his when suddenly, from the lake beside the wedding venue, a monstrous beast emerges and threatens the potential reunion of father and magical son! Listen now to find out if Deo meets his dad, escapes the kaiju, and gets some pretty good pizza out of the whole deal.  Want to say hi to the players...

H.W. can see many things from his lighthouse apartment, including the rather fishy activities of the traveling circus that has just come to town. What does H.W. do to solve the mystery of the circus? Can he save the town from a scheme that puts everyone at risk? Listen now to find out! We'd love to hear from you! Send an email to whashpod@gmail.com to say hi, give us words that should be used for...

An old family chest, a cursed object, a Reddit thread with an appearance from a dastardly cousin! When a curse prevents Constantine from taking part in a race, he has to do everything he can to make sure his sentient car Lilly is ready for the big race! Will the curse be removed in time? Will the villainous cousin win? Will Constantine ever get the stains out? Find out now! Want to interact with t...