We Have a Situation Here

Barry Tate and Ashton Molson are on their way to a Halloween party when a shortcut through the local cemetery has unintended consequences. Scary sounds, a pentagram/pentagon mishap, a number of dated costume choices, and a stroll through the woods make Barry Tate realize one great truth; there's a monster out there.  By the time the surprise element rolls around, Barry just might wish he wasn...

Sleepy T loves playing the violin and tweeting dog thoughts. When his town's government annex building is slated to be torn down, they decide to open the time capsule hidden inside it a bit earlier than originally planned.  When Sleepy T and the town notice that there is a photo of Sleepy T inside the capsule there are more questions than answers. Aliens? Time Travelers? Weird marketing campa...

Will Fish runs. He runs from his past as a corporate stock photo model. He runs a dog food truck and his favorite customer there is a runner. When all the dogs in the park make a habit of barking at the sky every day at 3:00 pm sharp, Will stops running. For the first time in a long time, Will is going to sit, stay, and fix the problem. When that problem leads him to a moonshine still he learns a...

Ogre Bronco might be a werewolf. He's not, but he might be. What he most certainly is is an astronomer who needs a vacation. When a travel brochure catches his eye while sipping coffee at his favorite local coffee shop, he decides it is vacation time and heads to a town that feels a little out of time and space. What sort of town has Ogre stumbled into? What does the barista have to do with it? Is...

Radioface Rockman has been hired to do a job. An evil job. He just doesn't know it. Will he ever figure it out? Maybe. When asked to scope out the cavern system by a long-dormant volcano, Radioface ends up working for an evil organization bent on world domination. It's a zany time to be Radioface, that much is known. Check out the episode to find out how a super-spy, a fish-eating habit, and the l...

AJ is a simple guy from a simple town. He's working the Christmas tree lot when his old friend Martha starts having eerily accurate psychic predictions. One premonition foresees a dire circumstance for their simple town. Will AJ, with his mild salsa and love of Bob Ross, be able to help defeat a monster? Will Martha be able to convince the town her premonitions are real? Listen now to find out! We...

This week the players meet Thumbs Green, a workaholic who doesn't quite remember how to jump a car battery. Thumbs is in luxury item sales and works well into the night. This late-night work habit ensures that on his way home he always drives by a farm that is oddly well visited for 11:30 pm. What secrets is the farm holding? What sort of shenanigans brings a group of people together at such a cra...

Dakota Willaby is a mailroom clerk who really pushes the envelope. When tasked with taking a package halfway across the world, she has little idea that the simple assignment is actually part of something much bigger.  Listen now to see how a trans-Atlantic voyage, a funny misunderstanding, and a special CEO change Dakota's life for better or worse. Have some fun stuff you want to see added to...

Like so many others, Deo Dia is at a destination wedding trying to figure out who his real father his when suddenly, from the lake beside the wedding venue, a monstrous beast emerges and threatens the potential reunion of father and magical son! Listen now to find out if Deo meets his dad, escapes the kaiju, and gets some pretty good pizza out of the whole deal.  Want to say hi to the players...

H.W. can see many things from his lighthouse apartment, including the rather fishy activities of the traveling circus that has just come to town. What does H.W. do to solve the mystery of the circus? Can he save the town from a scheme that puts everyone at risk? Listen now to find out! We'd love to hear from you! Send an email to whashpod@gmail.com to say hi, give us words that should be used for...

An old family chest, a cursed object, a Reddit thread with an appearance from a dastardly cousin! When a curse prevents Constantine from taking part in a race, he has to do everything he can to make sure his sentient car Lilly is ready for the big race! Will the curse be removed in time? Will the villainous cousin win? Will Constantine ever get the stains out? Find out now! Want to interact with t...

Mr. E is busy trying to get a career in the steampunk rap to the next level; selling out Tuesday night church coffee shop crowds. When the whole town starts receiving mysterious texts from an unknown source, Mr. E has to use his brains and his roommate's charms to save the world. Will Mr. E pull it off? Listen now! Come check out the situation generator, the podcast Instagram page and more through...

Gerald has a goal in life; seek vengeance for a pog game gone wrong. That took him to LA where he began selling cows to corner the hyper-local meat market. The plan was working great and he was known for his great knock-knock jokes, but nothing could prepare him for the awesomeness of the moment dinosaurs began crawling out of the city's sewer system. How does it all happen? Does he ever get his v...

Three players set out to figure out how the main character Crown navigates a dark past involving a Geocities page and slime. When the past catches up with Crown and his small town is put at risk, will the character come through and save the day? Find out now! Come join us for clips and generator screenshots on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wehaveasituationherepodcast/ Play around with the...

In this episode, the players take the stoic Valentine Romeo on a journey to free his brother from unjust imprisonment. Valentine has the help of his trusty sheep, Podium the old ghost who lives with him, and perhaps Leonard Nemoy? The plot may have gotten away at some point. Will the prompts break the players this time around? Listen now to find out! And remember you too can play along at home by...

The local barber has gone missing and Will Fish has to find out what happened! In this thrill ride of an episode, Will and his pet pig Magpie uncover a mystery unlike any other that has ever faced them before. We don't know how many mysteries this dynamic duo has faced before, but they seem really well acclimated to odd situations. Join Tommy, Shawn, Richard, and Zach in this race against the cloc...

There's trouble in the mountains and between the do-nothing mayor, the know-just-enough geologist and a resident who knows a bad situation, Pauli has her work cut out for her if she has any hope of saving this town. Join Tommy, Shawn, Richard, and Zach for a situation that will have fans of classic disaster flicks wondering and then figuring out why the genre slowed down a bit. We would love to he...

The heist went well. The loot is in hand. What is Karma Winthrop going to do next? Well, in this zany situation she's going to try to break a curse and outrun a famous master of disguise. If all goes right, this situation will go in every one's favor. This week Tommy, Shawn, Rich, and Zach have a situation here. Come listen and see how things go. You can play at home by using the prompt generator...

For the first time, We Have a Situation Here features a fourth player! The players meet Jonah (with a Q), a banjo tattooed, campfire story haunted, flip-flop recycling beach fan. A boat full of a glowing green sludge washes ashore and there's a mystery afoot! Listen now to see how or if the story comes together. You can play at home by using the prompt generator right here: https://we-have-a-situa...

In this race against the clock episode, Wolf could inherit a fortune if he survives a weekend at his great uncle's haunted home. Will the players be able to navigate this ghost story and get Wolf that family fortune or does Wolf's fate not pan out as hoped? Listen now to find out! You can play at home by using the prompt generator right here: https://we-have-a-situation-here.glitch.me/ Have a diff...

We Have a Situation Here is a story creation podcast where three players take a randomly generated prompt and throw in some challenge words. The story has to come together within 40 minutes or the Zoom call will end! Do the players have what it takes to make a coherent story from a handful of items? Listen now to find out! In this episode the players meet Imogen who has a weird moment of fame as c...

This week's situation is full of flashbacks and references to stuff that Shawn doesn't quite remember. We Have a Situation Here is an improvised story creation podcast where Tommy, Rich, and Shawn work together to take five base elements and craft them into a full story before the Zoom recording tool cuts us off.  Want to play at home? Check out https://wp.me/p3mGxo-2VD to download the Excel...

We Have a Situation Here is a podcast about solving a problem before the timer runs out. In this case, the timer is the Zoom free account 40-minute timer.  Join Tommy, Richard, and Shawn as they create and resolve a situation before the timer runs out. The three players are given a character name, two things the character has, the situation the character finds themself in, an unexpected twist...