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Wallaby works for a plumber. An evil plumber. An evil plumber out to destroy the local hero who uses the power of friendship to level entire city blocks during encounters with villains. It's a messy situation. Thanks for listening!

Loxley lives a whimsical life with four roommates and an indie coffee shop. The whimsy goes into high gear when Roommate 3 shares that a portal in the apartment is about to open. Thanks for listening!

Stoni makes minis, packs luggage, and turns time backward 5 seconds everytime he sneezes. Thanks for listening!

Bingo eats at the local diner almost every day. Hashbrowns, fries, patty melts, and the soothing sounds of the old jukebox keep him coming back. When the jukebox starts predicting the future though, he may never be able to get away. Thanks for listening!

Pockets Malone lives in a small town with big secrets, but the most pressing issue today - one foretold in Pockets' own horoscope article - is the sudden failure of almost every clock in town. The only working clock? The Grandfathers Clock at the center of town. That's meant to be plural. Thanks for listening!

Harvey Moonboot keeps origami frogs of unknown origins taped to the pigs on his farm. It's weird, even for Harvey. When his elderly neighbor, Mr. Hogsworth, discovers secret messages inside the frogs the adventure of a lifetime truly begins! Thanks for listening!

Pip Carmichael, ghostwriter and fax machine enthusiast, is sent on a special mission to stop whoever, or whatever, just hacked the moon. Thanks for listening!

This week, J.P. Pockets loves to cook and search lost and founds. His usual routine sees a daily creation of butter noodles from absolute scratch and a bit of video gaming. When the video game of choice starts to incorporate J.P.'s own memories, though, all routines are thrown for a loop. And then Sasquatch shows up. Thanks for listening!

This week, Tad hears the plants gossiping. Thanks for listening!

A mug and a title. That's all Gym was after. But Buzz O'Hara, IT professional and possibly three pelicans in a trenchcoat, is standing between Gym and the mug.

Sable Moonshine is a bartender at the coolest bar in town and things only get cooler when their pet goldfish presents an investment opportunity that would be ludicrous to pass on! Thanks for listening!

This week we roll out our 300th totally new and unique episode! New cover art! New story! New Player 5? No not that one. This week Knuckles Merriweather learns their fate and faces off against a well known rival to settle a debate once and for all. Thanks for listening! Here's to 300 more!

This week, we're back to story improv! Bram Butterbean is working a shift at the coffee shop when a cup of coffee zaps a customer out of time and place! The shop's Regular helps the crew understand what happens when the Time Travel Special is consumed and helps them understand their destiny. Thanks for listening!

The dungeon crawl continues as we find the heroes in a collapsing room, battling against another wanderer who really, really doesn't like the trio. Thanks for listening!

Adjustments to the rules, but no adjustments to attitudes! Part two of our dungeon crawl sees the players' limits tested against demons, skeletons, and brick walls! Thanks for listening!

We're testing out a new game! The game itself is designed to encourage failure, but historically, the players roll incredibly well. Will the players grow enough between the first room and the last to actually be able to win the crawl? Listen now to find out!

Dusty Vane is a 300-year-old vampire who can suddenly see their reflection. That doesn't bode well. Thanks for listening!

Calamity Jo's workplace is about to get new neighbors who look quite a bit like they're from the actual 1800s. Thanks for listening!

This week, we're making a story! Crumb the Lesser has a thing about fortune cookies and seagulls, which leads to a moment of anonymous virality. It's a ride. Thanks for listening!

The trio has wandered the tunnel system and found out exactly what had the mercenary so scared. Thanks for listening!

The town of Duskbright sits in ruin as the adventurers fend off a band of gnolls and goblins, only to discover that the mystery continues below the surface. Thanks for listening!

The town of Duskbright has gone silent and Faligoth needs the adventurers to find out why.

We're doing a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign! This session zero we get the set up for Watergrad and the ~weird~ happenings on the ancient island oasis. New characters Vance the Vast and Druish Princess join long time adventurer Olmec as they answer a call from friend Faligoth Mi who has concerns that an ancient legend is coming back to the island. Thanks for listening!

What happens when your dreams are turned into content for a streaming service without your knowledge? Let's find out!

This week, a cookie contest needs a judge and another realm needs to chill out a little bit. Thanks for listening!