We Have a Situation Here

An experiment is taking place deep within the local cemetery. Patty is going to figure out what is going on and, unless a plate of sandwiches gets in the way, try to put an end to whatever dastardly actions are taking place in the groundskeeper's hut.  Will Patty save the day? Will the ghosts that haunt the grounds be free of the terrors that have befallen them? Listen now to find out!

Time to visit a pumpkin patch! Dynamo and his group of friends are heading to get into the spirit of the season. When the cursed amulet in Dynamo's pocket may have actually tapped into a spirit of the season, things get weird quick. Will the patch put the party in peril? Does the pesky pumpkin prove preposterous? Listen now to find out!

O.G. Winslow lives a quiet, contented life. A standard weekend fishing trip changes the status quo when something big is caught on the line but refuses to be caught. As the world around him crumbles, he works to figure out how to land this big catch and come to terms with his past. This is a character study like none other strictly because it involves a number of Tiger King references.  Enjoy...

Sad Tony only answered the knock at the gate. When it turned out the nation's lost prince was the one knocking, he couldn't have predicted what came next.  This week's story has hands down more emo references than most others, a recluse, a wizard regent, and a war fought by cyborgs and robots.  Thanks for listening!

This week, magic abounds.  Charcuterie. Assassin beavers. Supermarket coworkers. Totally sick jackets. A secret society. HW Willblood is in for one heck of an adventure. Thanks for listening! Come check out the Patreon HTTP://www.patreon.com/whashpod

Darren Danger is single and ready to mingle in pursuit of finding out who killed his brother. Hot on the trail of two local crime syndicates, the Banjo Bandits and the Kazoo Killers; Darren thinks he has found the next target. When it turns out he was right, he's completely unprepared for what the shocking revelation in store. This week we're going pre-prestige television themed! We hope you enjoy...

In the Burnside family, the family business comes first. Smuggling pine nuts across the border is no easy feat and the weak will fail. As the new generation prepares to take over, there can be no weakness. When one of their own winds up dead at the annual harvest celebration, the family must figure out who did it and why before any one else is offed.  This week we have a murder mystery story!...

CB has been cursed to live his life inside a book unless he figures out how to use magic and technology together to escape his predicament! If that wasn't bad enough, there's a cybernetically enhanced caterpillar coming to eat the city. This week we go cyberpunk!  Thanks for listening! Shawn appeared on the podcast You Tried Dat?? and talked snacks and weird stuff with cereal mascots. Check o...

Gizmo Gold is a regimented, by-the-book sort and Alpha Alpaca is made of spontaneity. While not the most likely match, the blind date goes well and they wind up spending a weekend on a treasure hunt that takes them on a journey they will never forget. They might be hunting humans as well, there's a weird bit in the middle of this one. Thanks for listening! 

This week main character Bridger Covington is going about his typical work in a data entry job for a faceless mega-corporation. The days are long and fairly boring, but that all changes after one very awkward meet-cute in the company cafeteria. Things go from lunchtime to run time when some of Bridger's coworkers are whisked away to a different floor only to be turned into monsters!  Thanks f...

This week, we meet main character, Leslie. Leslie is well-liked by everyone she meets and she has a fun habit of writing little notes to herself. She finds herself invited to a meeting party one weekend and does what all good guests do; grabs the sturdiest chips she can find and hopes there's a solid seven-layer dip awaiting her. The party ultimately fails to live up to her expectations and the re...

This week we're going on a post-apocalyptic road trip! Davide Spade, Chris Forely, and Roosevelt are packing things up and leaving their wasteland sanctuary in pursuit of adventure! Somewhere out west the legends say the animals are small and adorable, not enormous and man-eating. The course is set, the rations are consumed in full way too early, and the trio meet some fun non-cannibals along the...

It's about 1984 and Gemma is moving back home. A home she left long ago, but with her parents now gone it is up to her to keep the house together and grow a life of her own. With training in martial arts, survival arts, liberal arts, and stabbing stuff she's more than just the new neighbor. After possibly embezzling from her dead uncle's ranch, she is targeted by an organization of assassins known...

This week we meet River Sedge, fan of musical theater and computer operating systems from the mid-90s. River is off to take a nice relaxing vacation for the first time in 13 years but picks a terrible destination experiencing a minor rebellion. River comes face to face with a fast change of plans, and in true musical fashion, the love of her life.  Will the vacation be forever ruined? Will th...

Sad Tony is not the name he once knew, but that name is long gone. Now Sad Tony is a retired clown known for pointillism art, being a superb sailboat pilot, and having one killer story. When Gillian shows up and asks for his help navigating a treacherous area of the bay so she can prove the existence of a cryptid thought to live in the area, Sad Tony says, "okay, sure, yeah" and adventure is afoot...

Chance T. Aken is leads a solitary life in a strange town. When he sees a flyer for a local book club, he jumps at the chance to meet up with new people who also enjoy a good book or at least like pretending to enjoy a good book. A few phone calls a quick shift at the water refining facility later and he's face to face with a group of people who may just want to use him as a sacrifice to a forgott...

Dolores Honeypot receives a disturbing message through her trusted robot sidekick. When the instructions detailed in the message are followed a terrible plot is uncovered and Dolores finds herself trying to mend the wounds of the past, present, and a future worth fighting for. A future without larger than normal spiders blocking doorways all over the place. Blegh. Thanks for listening! Send us an...

This week Hank, a fan of coffee and employee of a bean centric storefront, receives a mysterious message from the store owners instructing the two employees in the store to close early for the day. This does not happen. Ever.  The store closes and instructions are followed to meet the owners at a certain location. What happens next will blow your mind. Thanks for listening! Come say hi to the...

Peaches loves that van life vibe so he's jumping into an old VW and heading west to meet up with a follower in an old ghost town. The follower friend thinks the mash up of van life and ghost hunting will be a big hit, but before they can make any content three ghosts show them this ghost town lives up to its name. However, there's quite a surprise in store for every one before this story wraps up....

Wendell is getting out of the game, but there's one last job to do. Build a crew, get by security, get the loot. It should be that easy. It's never that easy.  Come check out HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com and say hi the players or click over to the situation generator to make a fun story of your own!  Thanks for listening!

Veronica Venus is a bakery owner trying to do her best to protect the environment when a bunch of magpies steal her bread right from her bicycle basket! Rude! To make matters worse, a portal opens in the middle of town and monsters and dinosaurs flood the city and destroy everything in their path. Veronica meets with a rag tag group of survivors and has to quickly make way for the train station to...

Copernicus is on a treasure hunt on the moon! Well, he's taking part in the treasure hunt at least. It is actually the amoeba, Franklin, in his brain controlling his every action in pursuit of the moon's cheese curd glory. The single-cell organism just loves cheese curds and believes the moon to be the best source around.  This week we celebrate one year of We Have a Situation Here by redoing...

Our year celebration continues! This time, HW Willblood makes a comeback and it turns out all those lies on his resume have come back to haunt him. Trusted with completing a task he doesn't understand, things get out of hand quickly when he finds himself being tracked down by a friendly neighborhood spam call operation intent on selling him an extended warranty. If only the conspiracy ended there....

Berry starts to notice something odd occurring every day at 3:00 pm. With some insight from a few favorite ghosts and help from a friend, Berry learns that there are greater monsters out there than any movie had come up with. And those monsters are hungry. Come say hi to the players over at whashpod.wordpress.com or send an email to whashpod@gmail.com!  Thanks for listening!

Evil Wilson was always evil, but sometimes life just goes that way. After doing something good he starts to feel like maybe he could get used to being the good guy. He calls his friendly ex to share the news, but no! The voicemail sharing the life-changing news is left with a nemesis, a rival in the same evil rocket syndicate Evil Wilson belongs to. If the message is listened to, Evil is done. So...