We Have a Situation Here

This week we're going on a post-apocalyptic road trip! Davide Spade, Chris Forely, and Roosevelt are packing things up and leaving their wasteland sanctuary in pursuit of adventure! Somewhere out west the legends say the animals are small and adorable, not enormous and man-eating. The course is set, the rations are consumed in full way too early, and the trio meet some fun non-cannibals along the...

It's about 1984 and Gemma is moving back home. A home she left long ago, but with her parents now gone it is up to her to keep the house together and grow a life of her own. With training in martial arts, survival arts, liberal arts, and stabbing stuff she's more than just the new neighbor. After possibly embezzling from her dead uncle's ranch, she is targeted by an organization of assassins known...

This week we meet River Sedge, fan of musical theater and computer operating systems from the mid-90s. River is off to take a nice relaxing vacation for the first time in 13 years but picks a terrible destination experiencing a minor rebellion. River comes face to face with a fast change of plans, and in true musical fashion, the love of her life.  Will the vacation be forever ruined? Will th...

Sad Tony is not the name he once knew, but that name is long gone. Now Sad Tony is a retired clown known for pointillism art, being a superb sailboat pilot, and having one killer story. When Gillian shows up and asks for his help navigating a treacherous area of the bay so she can prove the existence of a cryptid thought to live in the area, Sad Tony says, "okay, sure, yeah" and adventure is afoot...

Chance T. Aken is leads a solitary life in a strange town. When he sees a flyer for a local book club, he jumps at the chance to meet up with new people who also enjoy a good book or at least like pretending to enjoy a good book. A few phone calls a quick shift at the water refining facility later and he's face to face with a group of people who may just want to use him as a sacrifice to a forgott...

Dolores Honeypot receives a disturbing message through her trusted robot sidekick. When the instructions detailed in the message are followed a terrible plot is uncovered and Dolores finds herself trying to mend the wounds of the past, present, and a future worth fighting for. A future without larger than normal spiders blocking doorways all over the place. Blegh. Thanks for listening! Send us an...

This week Hank, a fan of coffee and employee of a bean centric storefront, receives a mysterious message from the store owners instructing the two employees in the store to close early for the day. This does not happen. Ever.  The store closes and instructions are followed to meet the owners at a certain location. What happens next will blow your mind. Thanks for listening! Come say hi to the...

Peaches loves that van life vibe so he's jumping into an old VW and heading west to meet up with a follower in an old ghost town. The follower friend thinks the mash up of van life and ghost hunting will be a big hit, but before they can make any content three ghosts show them this ghost town lives up to its name. However, there's quite a surprise in store for every one before this story wraps up....

Wendell is getting out of the game, but there's one last job to do. Build a crew, get by security, get the loot. It should be that easy. It's never that easy.  Come check out HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com and say hi the players or click over to the situation generator to make a fun story of your own!  Thanks for listening!

Veronica Venus is a bakery owner trying to do her best to protect the environment when a bunch of magpies steal her bread right from her bicycle basket! Rude! To make matters worse, a portal opens in the middle of town and monsters and dinosaurs flood the city and destroy everything in their path. Veronica meets with a rag tag group of survivors and has to quickly make way for the train station to...

Copernicus is on a treasure hunt on the moon! Well, he's taking part in the treasure hunt at least. It is actually the amoeba, Franklin, in his brain controlling his every action in pursuit of the moon's cheese curd glory. The single-cell organism just loves cheese curds and believes the moon to be the best source around.  This week we celebrate one year of We Have a Situation Here by redoing...

Our year celebration continues! This time, HW Willblood makes a comeback and it turns out all those lies on his resume have come back to haunt him. Trusted with completing a task he doesn't understand, things get out of hand quickly when he finds himself being tracked down by a friendly neighborhood spam call operation intent on selling him an extended warranty. If only the conspiracy ended there....

Berry starts to notice something odd occurring every day at 3:00 pm. With some insight from a few favorite ghosts and help from a friend, Berry learns that there are greater monsters out there than any movie had come up with. And those monsters are hungry. Come say hi to the players over at whashpod.wordpress.com or send an email to whashpod@gmail.com!  Thanks for listening!

Evil Wilson was always evil, but sometimes life just goes that way. After doing something good he starts to feel like maybe he could get used to being the good guy. He calls his friendly ex to share the news, but no! The voicemail sharing the life-changing news is left with a nemesis, a rival in the same evil rocket syndicate Evil Wilson belongs to. If the message is listened to, Evil is done. So...

Dakota Willaby has been placed in witness protection after stopping an evil corporation's terrible plot. Wouldn't you know it she has stumbled across another zany situation? This time, her new home town Old Lake Wetsock is home to a mystery involving aliens, world-shattering prophecies, and brunch.  Visit the website! Come on over to HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com for playlists, clips, and the...

Bunnie leads a number of coworkers to the hills for a pleasant day hike to see the gorgeous waterfall called Fireplace. The hike is pleasant and the team is really starting to get along when they realize they cannot make it back to the trailhead before nightfall. Luckily, one of them knows the exact location of an abandoned cabin nearby! Not so luckily, another one of them is about to have a prett...

Isiah Danger is heading to a festival on a picturesque island far away from the humdrum office he spends his days in. The Shadow Festival is the opposite of all those other island destination festivals in that there's a small section of the island that hosts a rift in time. Isiah's propensity for quoting great movies will come in handy as he tries to save all of time itself. Come say hi! Visit HTT...

A tale of friendship, Mars, and goose feathers. This week, Marv receives a package with an ominous warning. After that, this run gets weird. Listen now for hijinx!  Come visit the show online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com or say hi at whashpod@gmail.com! Thanks for listening!

Long ago Dex received a gift card with $17.56. Dex forgot about this, but his evil twin brother Rex did not! Now Rex is holding the city ransom and leaving clues in intervals of 1,756 around the city to make Dex understand how to solve the issue.  These siblings sure have some stuff to work through, but Dex's city-wide surveillance program has some issues of its own. Thanks for listening! Com...

The town lighthouse was built poorly and has a slight tilt to it. Bad for a lighthouse, but perfect for ghost hunters and an evil billionaire with plans for the sun. Local daemon and B&B operator, Azrael also uses the building for a trap. One fateful night brings the three parties together and not all will make it to morning.  Come connect with the players at whashpod.wordpress.com, send...

Marzipan is in charge of putting together the town's biggest hamster maze yet to really make the local hamster festival special. However, when strange tracks appear all over town the morning of the festival she has to lead a team into a nearby forest to figure out what caused the tracks and ensure the festival goes off without a hitch! Get in touch with the WHASH players at whashpod.wordpress.com...

Dr. Minnesota Johnson is taking part in an escape room, but the only real puzzle is trying to figure out why it feels so real. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Send us a note at whashpod@gmail.com to say hi or toss some situation generator suggestions our way. You can find us online at HTTP://whashpod.wordpress.com too. Have a great week!

DB Hooper finds a trap door. Then *another* trap door. Behind trap door number two is a table full of schematics and a Tpigeons (pterodactyl pigeons, the T is silent) and a plot to steal a mysterious bit of art. With a bag of scorpion peppers and snazzy plans for a Buick Skylark, DB is off to steal something a bit more exciting than a suitcase full of cash. Thanks for listening! Come visit the Pod...

TB is training an AI to build the perfect playlist for a mix-CD to impress a love interest. One evening, the ghost of an old prospector who lives in TB's home builds the AI an avatar. After that, TB has to teach the AI what love is while trying to ensure the hamster currently being held for ransom is kept safe. It's quite a day. Will the AI learn what love is? Will TB and the ghost escape the hams...

This week's synopsis: Pauly Pocket Shore is a believer in fate who has quite some luck on their side. After finding a magical monkey paw in a gutter, Pauly gets tied in with the mob but doesn't realize that's the case. After a nice dinner, a few uninvited guests stop by but a good friend is close by to help out. Along the way, there is plenty of soup and even more poor food safety practices. We'd...