We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Happy Birthday to B-G!! We hear JT's really bad rendition of Marilyn Monroe and ask Have you ever lost track of how old you are?   Aaaand ding dong!! We get a surprise in studio guest appearance!! They pump up our egos and give big love to the island we call home. We ask them, If money was no object and fear wasn't an option, what would you do?  Check us out at and hit t...

Send us Fan Mail On this one we talk Proper Pooping Protocol and a few other triple P issues. We discuss the overuse of the word cringe and we weigh in on the bud light controversy. We contemplate if size matters when it comes to podcasts and realize that Joe Rogan can go for hours cause he has awesome cardio and eats elk. JT rains on the Wrexham parade and BG claims Ryan Reynolds as her own, but...

Send us Fan Mail Part 2 of our friend, tattooist and musician interview. On this episode Chris talks Tattoo shows and guest spots. We discuss his penchant for flattering grey sweatpants and we learn The more you dig, the deeper it gets. Chris talks about some of his favourite comedians, Brian Posehn, John Novosad and Doug Stanhope.  He tells us about some crazy gigs, almost falling off the stage a...

Send us Fan Mail We are proud and grateful to present our first guest: Musician, tattoist and long time friend of ours, Chris Rhyason. Chris talks about making his own perogies and we discover that bacon IS THE duct tape of food. JT loses a beard-off.  We tell our Y2K stories and how there are cameras everywhere now so you can't get away with anything. Chris talks about his weiner preference...

Send us Fan Mail Remember folks, a soft opening makes it easier to get in. This episode we talk peach smoke, sadness and having reactive feelings. We sing our own version of Like A Virgin and JT tells you how to “enhance” your potpourri. We talk misophobia (fear of chewing) and trypophobia (fear of holes). We discuss ultraviolence and bring up A Clockwork Orange, Faces of Death and giant scamperin...

Send us Fan Mail This one is definitely a topicless party.  We go back and forth in the Great breakfast condiment debate. Do you put syrup on your eggs? We get disgusted while tossing around the pigskin. We talk Lucy the elephant and ways to get your elephant famous. Did you know Jason Bourne is based on a real guy who had amnesia? Yeah, JT barely knew as well. He talks about his new favourite pod...

Send us Fan Mail The dog ate my homework episode.... We had some technical difficulties so you'll miss a bit of JT's closeups we all love. In this episode we learn that TV is a good medium but large is better.  We talk plants talking to each other and defending themselves... with swords!! These burps brought to you by A&W Root Beer. We learn that JT is ok being a Podcast sex worker a...

Send us Fan Mail Inspired by the hit movie Cocaine Bear, we pull animals and drugs from a hat and turn them into hit movie ideas! This one is full of M. Night Shyamalama ding dong twists. This is one that can't be described, you just gotta watch and listen! Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at YOUTUBE.COM/@WECANTPICK Please tell your friends about us and help us grow. The best adve...

Send us Fan Mail BG talks all things plants and explains why EVERYONE has kale in their garden. B-G explains self-seeding while J.T. tries to impress her with his bottlecap flicks. J.T. offers some more “tips” during JT's Bodily Function Science Show. We find out that we could have had elephants roaming wild in North America but that wuss Abe Lincoln screwed it all up. We coin the phrase Joe...

Send us Fan Mail Heads up folks. JT feels all the feelings in this one. We talk about it a bit and spray inspiration all over the place. We discuss Zach Galifianakis and coin the term bum crumbs . We show off our extensive knowledge on Giant sloths and the Superbowl. Are ass slaps still a thing in football? B-G gives us some Pipe cleaning tips and JT talks stage fright vomiting .  We talk Tom Size...

Send us Fan Mail We talk about the new movie Cocaine bear and ask what other movie would you like to see drug/animal combos? We break out the Black Tuna weed and listen to Bobbie's fishing puns and find out JT can break down all drugs into 3 categories. We touch on X-rated Pixar movies and Mr. Plow! We tell you what movies made us feel ripped off and once again, we talk orgies! We just can&ap...

Send us Fan Mail ***Intensity warning on this one.*** About halfway through, we talk murderers and rapists being let out of jail while Bobbie Justice sharpens her woodchipper for the latest sex offender turned loose. We talk about Dendrophilia and getting way too close to nature.  We catch up on shows we love like Righteous Gemstones and Better Call Saul . We find out we need a bubble tea expert a...

Send us Fan Mail Heyyy!! You finally get to see how the sausage is made! Full video for your peeping pleasure! Enjoy while we talk about bullchippin, psychic parrots and crappy tiger king movies. We talk G-spots and every other letter of spot that's out there. We find out Glory holes are where it's at and that BG thinks cat whiskers are lucky. JT takes his asthma reaaallly seriously and...

Send us Fan Mail In this EXTRA LARGE episode, we tackle some hard hitting topics. For real this time. Of course, it's packed full of HIGH JINX as well. We talk about using brain dead women as surrogates so yeah, there's that. We also learn about a man that survived both WW2 ending nuclear explosions. Don't get all sad on us though cause we also talk about swingers, dickies and brown...

Send us Fan Mail What's your favourite 90's movie? If you didn't have to pay for one thing the rest of your life, what would it be? Why is it called horseradish? We cover all that and more in this ALL OVER episode! We talk gross Lemonade talk, snowbirds, arthritis and that sweeeet granddaddy purp! B-G throws out some sweet puns and JT sings a creepy happy birthday! Are you a cat per...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Bobbie puts the broad in broadcasting and we discuss dentistry done our way. We talk the new season of White Lotus and come up with some sweet puzzle slogans. We sing the hell out of the wrong song lyrics. Turns out the lyrics are What's your price for flight? We drop names like Qveen Herby and Otto Titsling!  JT works on his blue steel look and sings Rage Aga...

Send us Fan Mail We hear Jason's magical cool eagle encounter .  We get deep into the LetterKenny spinoff Shoresy, the Workaholics movie and their podcast, This Is Important .  Bobbie tries on her Lorne Michaelsesque producer impression and we talk cat fights, but not what you think. We discuss the inner politics of Barker's Beauties , and the physics of canoe joints. We throw out a sham...

Send us Fan Mail  We talk Turtle folklore, BattleBots and working through stuff. We show off our immense knowledge of chess and Japanese pottery. Turns out it's called Kintsugi. B-G tells a cautionary tale about cleaning your litter box and JT tells a childhood story about making a witches brew.  We learn the origin of Almond Roca, and talk funky anchovies, mad turtle disease, turtle soup, tu...

Send us Fan Mail We discuss the logistics of Diabetic vampires and give you our take on Forrest Gump. We talk seaweed lube, kissing juices and sour candies on the way out! POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING! We talk about the CBC documentary The Case Against Cosby and it may be too heavy for some. If you want to just skip from 39:30-57:30, we fully understand if you're not up for it. We'll still l...

Send us Fan Mail In this super sing song episode we discuss Christmas carols, Christmas treats (mainly balls), Christmas movies and Christmas commercialization. We learn a little bit more about Faberge eggs than we did last week and we watch the old school Christmas shows – Rudolph, Frosty, Charlie Brown! We discuss raccoons, both natural and cartoon. For some reason, salty ham is mentioned a lot...

Send us Fan Mail We talk jigsaw puzzles and the Worlds Jigsaw Puzzle Competition . We answer the age old question of What came first? Chicken or the Egg?   JT did his catnip homework and we dream about that honeysuckle life. We learn that, yes, cats can be sleazebuckets and that Bill Murray loves the D . We get a little deep into Christmas memories talking about our favourite ornaments and movies...

Send us Fan Mail This episode we bust out the Meowie Wowie and ask the tough questions. Is there catnip sativas and indicas? and Do cats have different tolerances?  Also, If you found a huge tunnel system under your house, would you tell people?  We discuss the great work of podcasters solving cold cases and JT invents a couple video games!  Innocent man story: https://www.georgiainnocenceproject....

Send us Fan Mail This is our Loose Ends episode! I don't know if you know this but we tend to go on a tangent sometimes and never get back to our original question. Well on this one we tie up a few things. We talk sports haircuts and Willow . Whether by serial killer or Pee-Wee's Playhouse , what kind of furniture would you want to be?  We discuss more body parts slang and JT finally fig...

Send us Fan Mail We ask the big questions like What's your favourite carnival ride? And If a killer made something out of your body, what would you want it to be?  We learn many ways to keep your family jewels strapped in tight & out of the brambles. The PNE, East Hastings, Reverse bungee jumping and scissoring all come up. Not that kind of scissoring! Birthday shoutout to JT's dad a...

Send us Fan Mail The Stew pendous Stew bilations in this episode will leave you in a Stew pur. Bobbie discovers her witch cackle and we discuss Joe vs. Carole. Put on your headlamps folks, we go to the darkweb and talk about kids inventing games where someone will definitely get hurt.  You'll hear some rough skating stories & BG explains why skating is just not for her.  Check us out at a...