We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

Send us Fan Mail We come out hot talking Pirates & Mexican cereal. JT talks about tickles in the throat and BG got new guppies. Send us your best names for the guppies!! JT awkwardly discusses his new favourite podcast, How Did This Get Made? BG gets back on but also off the Horse a coaster and talks about feeling grief over changes in your life. We noodle around about Horsey quantum vibes, ho...

Send us Fan Mail We get motivated by food early on and ask if everyone knows what a Nanaimo bar is? We talk doggie playdates and online jerks. We get into weird friend triangles. We get reminiscing about our wedding and the crazy combos of guests. We discuss our new favourite British shows Come fly with me & Little Britain. We delve into the Rob Mac name change conundrum and ask Whatcha watchi...

Send us Fan Mail Get out your readers! We realize our eyes are getting old. We talk about the effects of coconut water as a natural laxative. We realize it's best for road trips with electric cars due to the frequent charging stops and coin the term, Stop and take a Tesla! We wonder if there's a secret war happening between urologists and proctologists. We discuss organic condoms and som...

Send us Fan Mail We come out hard talking about nature documentaries and brutal fishing techniques. We talk about what we’ve been up to. BG discusses milestones with horses and JT’s weird sleeping habits, We review Everybody’s live with John Mulaney, Mobland & The Studio. Thanks so much all. SNL What's My Name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rImxuuD_kwM&t=4s&ab_channel=SaturdayNi...

Send us Fan Mail That's right folks. We are back in action. Had to make some life adjustments but here we are! We start out asking about songs with the word hello in it and  Lionel Richie. We talk asthma triggers and  hickory smoked sheepskin. We ask Would You Rather eat a raw oyster or someone else’s booger? We definitely don’t end up talking about politics (wink wink) and JT’ reveals his ne...

Send us Fan Mail In this clips-a-plenty episode we talk spidergasms, CRYPTIC CLICKBAIT and Danny Devito movies. We give a full review of the new VENOM movie and get emotional talking about our newest binge show, DEAD TO ME. JT divulges some details of his new BOUNTY HUNTER script. We riff on why sideboob is a thing but why not sidedong? BG teaches us a lesson on not wearing SHORT SHORTS while ridi...

Send us Fan Mail BG tries out her new Stand up routine but it's not what you think. We talk CYCLONE SNOW BOMBS and other weather scare words. JT reveals a pet peeve about stuff on your dashboard. JT talks about his newest project, selling your script and going to the theatre these days. Remember sticky floors and old vinyl seats? BG talks about putting community back in theatres. We touch on...

Send us Fan Mail JT corrects a GILA MONSTER mistake and talks ripped muscles. We discuss semi legal vs barely legal. We ask if BOLOGNA loaf hot dogs are a thing in this tube shaped food centric episode. We talk about our recent storm and some big gusts. We're excited to see a local play called THE ELEPHANT SONG. We compare comedy movies Superbad vs. Hot Rod. We talk about the new season of Br...

Send us Fan Mail WE'RE BAAAAAACK!! We talk about getting sick and eating a lot of soup. We ask What’s your favourite classic monster? We binged every episode of ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING and give it a full review. We discuss the new season of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS and the weird state of comedies these days. Salty gets a tick and the horseys get a vet appointment. BG has a poopsie whoop...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the Adjusting Mic Podcast! We start out asking wouldn’t it be weird to be scooped up like a kitten? We delve full bore into our newest favourite movie Deadpool & Wolverine! Somehow we pepper in some Tom Bombadil info and we ask if Walton Goggins & Giorgio Tsoukalos have the same hairdresser? We try to translate a list of new slang words and talk about Banned boo...

Send us Fan Mail Well, we took a week break but not a weak break. We figure out JT’s new rap name, Notorious A.S.T.H.M.A. We start off talking about seat sniffers, BG takes care of Horsey lady bits injuries and JT tells a horror story of his buddy's bits getting snagged on a tree! We talk about LOSING WEIGHT and utilizing a dog for a walking buddy. Salty finds a new gross squishy toy and BG e...

Send us Fan Mail We come out soft and quiet this episode talking about making gates and fence sharks! We talk work bees, horsey shelters and promiscuous sand. We hear JT's big apology for last week’s mistake. We tell some fake n bake news and discover censors actually make things funnier and way more graphic. We discuss the Seinfeld 'not that there’s anything wrong with that' episod...

Send us Fan Mail Happy 100!! We come out soft riding our Flaccid unicorn. JT displays his catfish moustache and we discover Marcin and his musical hands. We talk about the weird flick, HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS and discuss things turning 100 this year. We talk Wheaties, Vladimir Lenin, Kleenex, Hitler and Band-Aids. Did you know Tampons used to have cocaine and morphene in them? Neither did JT. We inven...

Send us Fan Mail This was a biggie worthy of 99 episodes! We come out talking COLD TURKEY, ALGORITHMS, and introduce our new character, Kevin Breakin! We talk obscure olympic sports and what sports should be in there, like BALLOON VOLLEYBALL. We touch on tiny writing and carving and we definitely don't want to talk more about breakdancing but it's inevitable. We ask why do we make fun of...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to The Slept In Podcast, We start out discussing JT's workout routine featuring more taint pain while BG sings that famous George Michael song, BONE TO SEAT. We talk about The Dan Band, Slipknot and throw out some bad Michael Jackson jokes. B-G asks why guys pockets are bigger than ladies. We talk Shoresy, Big Brother and Biggest Loser. BG gets inspired by the AMERICA...

Send us Fan Mail This one starts out a little raunchy. We come out clapping and inevitably end up discussing the clap! We rave about a visit with one of our favourite little buddies Harlan and learn kids and dogs sometimes don't play the same games. We don't know babies! We break down the 4th wall talking about BUG APOCALYPSES, puzzles, MICHELANGELO'S DAVID and Santa Claus again. We...

Send us Fan Mail We start out deep in the sand talking about JT's dad's visits. We talk about CASTLES FOR SALE and JT does his Shakira impression. We get hyped about Flava Flav and discuss how Olympic athletes have to pay their own way. We tackle some Facebook audience topics starting with Kale's Question corner where we talk CHEEZ WHIZ, CYBERTRUCKS, BENNIFER, BEARDS and SANTA! We a...

Send us Fan Mail Strap yourselves in folks! We talk about pretty much everything controversial in this one! First, We come out with our O faces on for the Olympics. BG talks about competing for Canada in Washington for the Hair Olympics and shows off her FIREY jacket. We discuss the OPENING CEREMONIES SCANDAL and end up talking about people's Tolerance for HUMANITY. BG gets emotional discussi...

Send us Fan Mail We come out with a little Hip Hop Hooray Hooooo and realize we're actually pretty Wholesome by Nature. We enjoy talking about B-G's braids and bumbleberry pie. Where did the word bumble come from? We ask how conductive are your fingernails? Does reiki and other touch healing work when they have nail polish? We've been watching the OLD SCHOOL prison show Oz. We jump...

Send us Fan Mail We make hay while the sun is shining and BG brings out a Dune deep cut. We throw out some Half-Ass facts and talk about Skipping school and quitting jobs back in the day. We get a little deep talking about hidden depression symptoms, childhood anxiety and how there seems to be more help and awareness for that kinda thing nowadays. We get a little sweaty talking HOT HOT HEAT!  We d...

Send us Fan Mail We come out in full accents discussing racism and humour! Supplies!! We touch on UHF and Weird Al Yankovic. We drive tangent road all the way around the block.  JT comes up with a new intro song theme song and we ask if dogs wore pants, how would they fit? We inevitably move on to CAT DRESSES, CHARLIE CHAPLIN & HITLER MUSTACHES. We finally find out why they're called Stra...

Send us Fan Mail We delve into EQUINOXES, SOLSTICES, MERIDIANS and TROPICS and JT comes up with his new wobble theory. We talk school reunions and ask if FACEBOOK should be purely for fun? BG talks about Facebook dicks and thankful that sometimes the GARBAGE takes itself out. BG lays out the details of her recent horsey meditation, we touch on our own meditative experiences and JT tells of the sci...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry for the weird audio in the beginning, it gets better. We break out talking dish piles and brownies, but not what you think. We mention Anthony Bourdain and somehow transfer to Hot dog, pierogi, broccoli water.  HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! We find out where the term SCOT-FREE comes from? We talk about the show Upload and hash out our ULTIMATE DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. We figure out th...

Send us Fan Mail We talk about the show UPLOAD and the many aspects of a DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. JT gets flared up talking about reactive skin and Battlebits! We realize we've heard of armoires but are there legoires? We go down the hole discussing OUTER RANGE and JT's man crush on Josh Brolin. We talk Snake sanctuaries and ask What would your pets look like if they were part human? We play W...

Send us Fan Mail BG goes 24/7 horsey and JT gets needy. We talk MUTT & JEFF which inevitably leads to talking SHEEP MEAT. We discuss our Foul mouthed parrot friends and BG's birthday present. We share the recipe for our newest treat, ORANGE JULIUS. We ponder if there's watermelons, are there other ELEMENTAL MELONS? What about other foods? Why isn't WIND LETTUCE a thing? JT feels...