We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Well we have a couple false starts with this one and determine that podcasts are hard. We have a new character to work on, PUNOCCHIO!  We ask Would You Rather WATERMELON OR CANTALOUPE? We ask our audience if they have any Would You Rathers for us? We discover what a BLINTZ is realize we definitely want one with a BONG. BG talks dairy and how blue eyed folks get extra phlegmy. JT d...

Send us Fan Mail We come in singing, jacked up and ask Do you guys have any weird nicknames for your clothes? Apparently we do. We talk JT's new obsession Welcome To WREXHAM and BG's old obsession, DUNE 2. JT talks about kickin up the sarcasm notch to profile people and BG gives the lowdown on growing veggies! We shamelessly put the call out for any SPONSORS and talk about the Big Brothe...

Send us Fan Mail We go a little long on this one but don't worry folks, we solve all the world's problems in this episode. JT comes out not hot and we discuss how important it is to feel all your feels. We talk scary PILOT TRICKS and being not kind to your body when you're younger. For some reason we talk about MOWING and fertilizers. Do they still make WEEDEX BARS??? We talk about...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Birthday to BG!! She talks all about the damn ROBINS going after the peas and we find out about JT's birthday traditions using his FINE ART. Also, Happy Birthday to Qveen Herby! We talk weird weather and horsey playtime. Warning: JT does some white mansplaining about race relations. We tell stories from our sordid employment pasts and we discuss B.S. company policies. W...

Send us Fan Mail We come out asking Do you have any weird CHEERS rules? We learn that EVERY DAY IS KIDS DAY. JT recites one of his favourite SNL sketches and we make a new drinking game out of it. Heads up, we get a little emotional thinking of newly departed friends. We touch on the new Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast and we get political talking about BEACH VOLLEYBALL uniforms. We discuss...

Send us Fan Mail We come in with a HEAD FULL OF POLLEN and discover Nap Time is the Best Time. JT explains why he doesn't look forward to sleeping and we learn that a carb crash is better than a car crash. We talk pee dreams, dream workouts and JT delivers a shovel sandwich while talking about a violent dream. We hear a couple new JT catchphrases and BG prepares for a fancy horsey photo shoot...

Send us Fan Mail We told ourselves we weren't gonna cry this time. We talk to Jason and Bobbie Foolery about eating MAPLE BLOSSOMS and SOURDOCK. We hear all about JT's big package thanks to QUADIES.COM. Hey, do snails SLITHER, SLIDE OR SLINK? BG weaves a tale of wiping and cutting slug juice from the dog's face and we finally learn why ducks can eat slugs. We learn about the unfortu...

Send us Fan Mail JT comes in hot n sexy with his deep voice and BG tells us about accidental tie dye. Hey, remember CHIP & PEPPER? We find out BG is a 2 timer when it comes to horses. BG talks trail maintenance, and you get to hear a little about how the sausage is made. BG talks artificial insemination and JT learns about horse genitalia. BG channels her inner pioneer while foraging STINGING...

Send us Fan Mail We start off with some grooming and primping and discuss adult acne. We explain our  'technical difficulties' and ask What do they call oil on a DUCK'S BACK? BG shows off her new riding skirt and we ask Why the hell don't women's clothes have pockets? We learn that JT is an excellent SALAD TOSSER and somehow we end up talking about feces in a RUBE-GOLDBERG...

Send us Fan Mail This week it's the We can't hold a doggie podcast. We come in firing with the wrong STAYIN ALIVE lyrics and JT tells us a bad ORANGUTAN story. We learn that Big Jaguar is all about the profits and discover JT's secret hobby about animals. JT talks about getting laid-off and thinks about a possible career change as Doctor Dance! BG reveals her workaround for CHARADES...

Send us Fan Mail We come in hot with our mouths stuffed full of COOKIES and what could be the WORLD'S THICKEST TONGUE. We talk music, sing badly and try a few tongue twisters. BG goes for cutest BUTTON NOSE record and tells us about passive vs dynamic meditation.  BG talks about her recent horsey awareness sessions and the crazy price of HAY these days. We find out JT's new porn name is...

Send us Fan Mail We ask a lot of questions in this one. Where did the term chapped ass come from? Notice how you don't really hear radio or TV static anymore? How long does it take a snail to grow their shell? We learn about the phrase “Blowing smoke up your ass”, it's real origin and discover it's tied to the founding of the Royal Humane Society. Do we have foot tastebuds? Can tast...

Send us Fan Mail We come in hard talking PUZZLES and Jason Bateman's beard. We discuss the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE and compare it to the first season. We discuss the logistics of online grocery shopping while living on a REMOTE ISLAND. JT does his best impression of SCATMAN and BG laments about Lip sync scheduling. We praise Cortesradio.ca and discover that clothes are holes. We talk pre...

Send us Fan Mail DISCLAIMER: May contain some nasty medical talk! Actually, it definitely does BUT not a lot. Always remember, Life is a bowelance. We tell you why we've taken an extended leave as JT tells us about his recent hospital stay. BG explains Galentine's Day to us and she stabs a  bee??? We talk Horse riding, HORSEY MEDITATION and getting into the mind of a horse. We discuss Pe...

Send us Fan Mail We start out using GIRAFFES as measurement tools and somehow PUPPY TOY stuffing leads to STUFFED MUSHROOMS. We tell the heroic details of a recent horse rescue and how amazing SERENDIPITY can be sometimes. We are super thankful to our community and island for their love and support. JT discusses his journey to a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD.  We ask If you could teleport to anyplace in t...

Send us Fan Mail HAPPY NEW YEAR! We talk super cute doggie toys and JT shows his disdain for seatbelts. We discuss cordless phones and old school TV shows. You'll get to hear our rendition of the NIGHT COURT theme song and we recap a controversial Cheers episode. We reminisce about sweet birthday parties with awesome friends. BG talks horse riding with SKYLAR,  her new horse. We talk horses i...

Send us Fan Mail Another singsong episode full of carols and memories. We ask WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG? What trendy toys were you into? Do you remember POUND PUPPIES??? We talk Gift disappointments and discuss the dangers of CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS,  BG tells us of her custom made doll and we discuss our favourite CHRISTMAS MEMORY. We talk about Songs with friends and family and end w...

Send us Fan Mail We come in singing and don't really stop for the whole episode. We talk friendly gut biomes and SNL. We jump around a bit in the beginning trying to take care of an EXCITED PUPPY! Pardon the squeaky ball in the background. We ask what is your favourite CHRISTMAS CARTOON?  BG confuses her ancient asian warriors and we find out that little JT and his brother were WANNABE NINJAS...

Send us Fan Mail We come in full of energy and ponder the vast differences between HANGING IN and HANGING OUT. We end up cruising down a gross road while talking about COLDSORES. Turns out we don't know much about GOATS or SHEEP when we discuss new ideas for anti fatigue mats. We get fancy talking about TIARAS and SILVERWARE, HEY! Have you heard of the bowls and cutlery that add saltiness usi...

Send us Fan Mail We come out SUPER ENERGETIC and definitely not feeling any PUPPY EXHAUSTION....We talk puppy safety and ferry rides to the town vet. Turns out puppy teeth are called milk teeth. We discover what you're scratching when you scratch your SCRATCHER TICKETS. We learn of a new study that shows ELEPHANTS GIVE EACH OTHER DISTINCT NAMES. Hey, what's the deal with the ELECTRIC FLI...

Send us Fan Mail This episode gets awkward right from the jump but ends with a CUTE PUPPY!! JT brings out his inner CHEERLEADER. We ask DO YOU SHOWER AT THE GYM? and  discuss the difficulties of swass all day at work. BG loves the puppy shampoo because it gives her a shiny coat. We discover raising a puppy is tough, especially the BREAST FEEDING. We talk about our RECURRING DREAMS and BG's ne...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry we're late but a 35 hour POWER OUTAGE & a NEW PUPPY is a couple good excuses. Yes we got a new puppy doggie!! We also show off BG's new TATTOO and talk about how your first tattoo has so much meaning. We talk about natives using GATOR WRESTLING to make revenue. We take a hard turn and talk about SERIAL KILLER ED GEIN and how he fed "venison" to friend...

Send us Fan Mail BINGO! You found another fun filled episode! We come out swinging with a "unique” method of feminine hygiene and some sweet trucker talk. The bulk of the episode is dedicated to our beautiful friends, FUNGI and MYCELIUM. We discuss a PAUL STAMETS Talk about mushrooms boosting your immunity to help curb the inevitable upcoming VIRAL STORMS. We talk about his new Agarikon/Turke...

Send us Fan Mail It's HALLOWEEN so we start off a little...CREPEY!! We also discuss 90s sitcom The Drew Carey Show and ask What was your FAVOURITE SITCOM or feel good sitcom? We show you BG's JELLYFISH COSTUME and a glimpse of the super exclusive party we attended. halloween party, BG gets emotional and JT gets sing-songy while we learn about BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY & why it came out on Ha...

Send us Fan Mail BG walks and talks wolf encounters. We ask, How do you know if a dog whistle is working? We talk Suzanne Somers & Three's Company. The saga of Horse a coaster meets Scamville! We discuss the super sweet Jules movie and ask you to come up with your own human/animal hybrid for a specific job.  We talk Thirteen Ghosts and Halloween costumes. We learn that sometimes it hurts...