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Send us Fan Mail We ask Why is there different dates for AMERICAN and CANADIAN Thanksgiving? JT lays down bad health tips such as "You gotta bulk it up before you tone it out!" BG talks riding skirts and being able to tell communities apart from the colours of their blankets. BG talks butterfly tattoos and JT brings out his inner Ryan Reynolds. We hear from Soma says and learn that rabbi...

Send us Fan Mail We divulge the secret of the UNDERGROUND PUPPET FIGHTING LEAGUE. We go back and forth of the rules of CHICKEN FIGHTS – Is the bottom person allowed to kick and trip? WINE FLOODS the streets in Portugal and we hear JT's theory with Elon and Twitter. We learn that algorithms are hard and JT doesn't understand TikTok. JT talks Horse jumping and other new Guinness World Reco...

Send us Fan Mail JT comes out Pumping Iron and we discuss new show JUSTIFIED: CITY PRIMEVAL. The horse a coaster gets a little emotional on this one. BG tells us how changing your hair changes your reality. We rant about the dumbest light fixture ever made! BG tells us the cutest story about super CUTE CHINCHILLAS. We bring up The Golden Compass and ask what if our souls were tied to animals?  In...

Send us Fan Mail We smartly figure out that Bewitched and I dream of Genie were different shows. Jason Bollywood shows up and we talk functioning drug addicts. How much do you trust your doctor? We get a little gross with some medical talk. We discuss weed growing and watching movies with dad. BG goes for a walk and a bike ride. We figure out lycanthropy is actually a rare mental disorders and we...

Send us Fan Mail We take after TOP GUN and ride the interstate to the safety zone. BG reveals her new career as a Bingo caller. We talk neurological horses and get super sciencey talking about chromosomes. We finish up our homework from last week talking about WEREWOMEN. JT has trouble with the word physician again and BG shows off her new tattoo. JT touches on the Allen Memorial Hospital and the...

Send us Fan Mail We come out SINGING with some sweet SHANIA TWAIN hits. We talk about feeling all the feels and discuss some tools and tips to help us all get through. We discover the theory of caring less as you get older. JT SICKNESS tells his story of passing out in the clinic. We talk DEATH TO SMOOCHY and ask why don't they have fitting rooms for headphones??? Lesson of the day: It's...

Send us Fan Mail BG brings out her inner Conan O'Brien and JT talks Hulk Hogan on Joe Rogan. We talk  early 90s hair and ask Does every teen girl want to be a marine biologist? We get a ticket for another ride on the horse-a-coaster and discover trombino squash. JT Science gives us the lowdown on the whole earthworm thing and we ask WHAT IF HUMANS ATE LIKE BIRDS? Remember that movie A League...

Send us Fan Mail We come in hard with the shoop a doop and the mermaid squirts. We talk weird sleep experiences. We learn that you can program your VCR in his sleep and JT tells a tale of his half in half out experience while sleeping. We tell stories about concussions and football hits. We figure out there are lots of cryptids we've never heard of and we ask Which cryptid would taste best? D...

Send us Fan Mail JT comes in hot as Jason Justice & tells a tale of a dick at the lake and sticking up for sweet old ladies. We also talk wedding photos, dating waitresses and the etymology of fancy names. We ask Why Do They Call It Sleep In Your Eyes? and BG talks weird sleep experiences. We discuss bird trust and why we trust handling some animals but not others? We get on a weird tangent an...

Send us Fan Mail Yes! It's here folks. We finally try the cat poop coffee. Technically called Kopi Luwak but you know what we mean. We discover a new character, Connie Coffiseur. We discuss International Delights like Rum N Butter and how coffee is an acquired taste. We also discuss the potential of elephant poop coffee and bird poop coffee. Bobbie Brooks sings country tunes and we don't...

Send us Fan Mail We got so excited about our interview with Producer/DJ Aspen King that we forgot it's also our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!  52+ episodes and we're just getting warmed up!! Fresh from playing the Shambhala Festival, we have Aspen King teaching us all about the hip world of EDM, which turns out to stand for electronic dance music and not Edmonton like JT always thought.  Aspen...

Send us Fan Mail Well the horsey roller coaster ride continues and BG will tell you all about it. We talk playing at the beach and having battleship wars. We talk about big balls but not what you think. Actually it was just one big ball. JT thinks he may be onto a new invention with the all new delicious SKIDOOUTINE. We talk about this sweet site, my90stv.com and discuss our favourite 90s shows. J...

Send us Fan Mail Not the 50th episode we planned but a rare gem of an episode. On location from the horse farm BG gets emotional about horses and loss. But when one door closes, another opens. Let us know your best name for a horse. Who's your favourite Winchester? Dean or Sammy? We talk the inner logistics of podcasting and our upcoming Aspen King interview. We ask what stands out from the l...

Send us Fan Mail No crying over spilled milk as we spill the beans...or the tea? Is there other spill idioms we can't think of? We talk about our local festival Cortes Daze and reveal Chicken Poop Bingo and the Nail, Sail, Bail events. We bring up Bondi Rescue and BG breaks open the conspiracy of Big Bidet. Turns out, if BG could go back in time, she'd buy stock in Tushy and Zoom. We lea...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Too Effin Hot to Podcast! We catch up on some Soma Says and learn more than we needed about vulvas and vaginas. We learn about wet bulb temperature in JT's science corner and tangent road took over from there. We talk Sprite Lymonade Legacy, Rules for cheersing people and getting your sweat glands removed. We discover why ghosts talk like that and that some state...

Send us Fan Mail I got a weed to grind with you or I got an ax to pick with you? We talk idioms and more in this heartfelt episode. Graphic warning: About halfway through we discuss sexualized ads on Facebook and it gets pretty explicit and emotional. But before that...of course we gotta talk about the Titan sub and JT almost getting to go for a ride on it. We also go full science when we talk abo...

Send us Fan Mail The legendary, the knowledgeable, the definitely not so so Soma is in studio.  Soma Feldmar is one of our first and biggest supporters and somehow accidentally became our de facto fact checker. She's great at following up on all those many questions we leave unanswered. Now we have her in studio and she learns how easy it is to find yourself walking down Tangent Road!  We tal...

Send us Fan Mail In this tongue twisting episode Dr. ThickTongue shows off his best tricks. We talk truffles from HotChocolates.ca and Deadpool 3. JT finds out he could be a cartoon and blackout bingo isn't what BG thought it was. Surprise, surprise! JT is a non conformist! We talk about the upcoming season of Tacoma FD and find out the difference between a cadaver and a corpse. Hey, why don&...

Send us Fan Mail We talk about new movie Champions with Woody Harrelson and Kaitlin Olson and a new favourite of ours BlackBerry starring Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel. We tell some rough animal husbandry stories and we get in as many P words as we possibly can ponder. We play a couple games of Would You Rather where we talk super powers and time travels. There's so much more in here but we...

Send us Fan Mail Rob tells us all about the new obstacle course race he's putting on. The Black Gold Brute is happening June 17 in Drayton Valley, Alberta. We talk about everything obstacles and how long the process took. We discuss that it actually  takes work to become an influencer and we reminisce about when BG & JT did an obstacle racing...one time. Head on over to pre-register for t...

Send us Fan Mail Hey! Did Neil Diamond sing that song hello? We start out strong with some vulva talk and JT's Tomahawk peeler story. We ask Why do they call it vagina and not vulva? In today's segment of Science Corner we talk gender surgery & Chickpea pancakes. We discuss proper maple syrup and BG talks about the extra hole in her head.  Turns out BG was right, it's slow on th...

Send us Fan Mail This one's a little different. We take you on a little town trip with us, which means a couple ferry rides both ways. J.T. talks ferry facts and B-G talks about the snooze button. Did you like the new Super Mario Bros movie? How about video games in general? Did you play growing up? We talk about the new show, Smartless On The Road and old school cashier procedures.  We poke...

Send us Fan Mail So, is the sun hotter now or what? B-G shares her smoovie recipe  and it turns out JT's moustache is also an excellent smoovie strainer! JT becomes Chubby Falcon, Safari Adventurer! when we ask, is the Peregrine falcon really the fastest animal in the world? But is it really? We discuss bad ideas for footwear and how dangerous wicker can be. Did anyone else read Ninja Magazin...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode we learn that Bobbie's just not that into food poisoning and we ask Why don't they make clear toilets? JT sits down with us and talks about fancy toilets.  We talk cold water swimming and ask When it comes to cold water, do you jump right in or slowly wade in?  We learn about a lovely district in London and we do some learning on how to be a better podcas...

Send us Fan Mail We talk about upside down burpees (are they a thing?) and Mystery drinks. We learn that B-G has a negative association with space because of her mom calling her a space cadet,  Space Commander Hanson walks us through her day of beach exploring and JT learns not everything has to be an existential equation. We feel for the folks affected by the wildfires of Alberta and JT's ho...