We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

Send us Fan Mail What's your secret code for going number 2?   We discuss JT's plumbing prowess and ways to fend off constipation. We talk cougars on the prowl and family gatherings. JT shows the relentlessness of coca cola burps and we rebrand holly. We tell stories of our first time smoking weed and realize parties are less fun when you're De-stoned. Also block heaters, crappy mec...

Send us Fan Mail What's something you do to work through your frustrations? We go over lots of options and tools including Rage Cleaning and sobbing in the shower! We also talk about headaches, empathy and swallowing to prevent children! We plug the House of Herby podcast , give it a listen. We figure out some cigarette math and try to come up with useful uses for butts. We also tell our chil...

Send us Fan Mail Here's a little something comforting when it's cold outside. We ask, What is it about soup on cold days? and What's your favourite soup?   We also throw out some nasty 4 letter words like SNOW and HAIL! We contemplate getting condoms on guppies and discuss how Kids at a  protest gives it credibility. We also somehow manage to squeeze in some talk about Supernatural,...

Send us Fan Mail Do you have a favourite sea creature? Are there freshwater octopuses? Does anybody wear pantyhose anymore? Anybody remember Zellers?  Have you ever had Octopus potato salad? We discuss how funky Bigfoot is and coin the term lean n spleen. Also peeing off boats, Ogopogo, Kelowna Hydroplane races, truck flipping, Siren, Tusk and sound effects movie reviews. Check us out at and hit t...

Send us Fan Mail This one has all your favourite taboos. Whips, chains, JT's hate of iphones, We talk about funk but not the type you're thinking of when we ask What's the smelliest sport and what's the best way to dispose of a body in your apartment. Plus, is Ginsu still around? What's your tomato wealth? and Frosted man Flakes? We also go deep and talk about messages fro...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode you're gonna want to channel your inner 80's lasagna loving orange tabby cat for that candy candy candy candy candy! We got a real tasty treat here for you and that's no implication. We ask what is your favourite Halloween candy and talk about the sweet art of candy making. Be sure to brush your teeth! Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at...

Send us Fan Mail This one is an organized choreographed trainwreck . Today we ask the spooky questions? What movie actually scares you? What scares you in real life...and does anyone out there like a wet cheese? We toss around legends like Milli Vanilli in this song filled episode! Somehow Blood thirsty horses came up and Hard NO's on how to die. The Loved Ones . Look it up. Watch it! Check u...

Send us Fan Mail Today we discuss popcorn farts and how grateful we are for buttholes. We have some Big P Energy while discussing Guns, Gleeson & Gangs of New York! What would your gang name be? We reminisce about the good ol days of foraging for an 8th of weed. We talk about genealogy and justified horse thievery. We also drill down and discover the origin of JT's tooth pain. Check us ou...

Send us Fan Mail We dip our toes in the minds of serial killers. The big ones. Dahmer, Pickton, Chucky! We ask "Why is true crime entertaining?" Why are shows about killer dolls entertaining? All while adding our critique of camera movements and set dressing. We try to find out what Oakland is known for and what is that damn night shift song?  Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button...

Send us Fan Mail Do you have a secret code for smoking weed? Do kids still talk on the phone and watch TV at the same time? These are all tough questions and sometimes you just need a little “help”.   We talk about the new cast of SNL and apparently we can't get enough of zombie meat..  Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at YOUTUBE.COM/@WECANTPICK Please tell your friends about us a...

Send us Fan Mail We discuss the classic topic: Is zombie meat edible? Also, if you were a sideshow character, what would you be? Plus, it turns out we don't know as much about prostitution as we thought. We find out BG is not into lion porn and that clams love the A-Team. Please Like, Share, Subscribe, Follow, Rate & Review. Phew! That sounds like a lot of work but it's really not th...

Send us Fan Mail We discuss great historical facts and why it wouldn't work today. We also discuss how to make a period sheep and a cursed sweater. Please Like, Share, Subscribe, Follow, Rate & Review. Phew! That sounds like a lot of work but it's really not that tough. If we can do it, so can you. Love you all. Thanks for listening! Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at YO...

Send us Fan Mail We talk about weed soaked in formaldehyde, basically write an entire country album and discuss the best way to dispose of a body? Bobbie inadvertently calls one of my favourite childhood movies crap! Thigh gap. Our firm grasp on plastic surgery. Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at YOUTUBE.COM/@WECANTPICK Please tell your friends about us and help us grow. The best adve...

Send us Fan Mail Hey, we all know we love that good foreplay but sometimes a Quickie is all you need! In our first Quickie minisode we discuss the trials of going to town and you'll hear a tale about crime initiatives and how locals are dealing with it. Please Like, Share, Subscribe, Follow, Rate & Review. Phew! That sounds like a lot of work but it's really not that tough. If we can...

Send us Fan Mail We didn't even talk about vaginas once on this one! However, we do go full bore into hallucinogenic tales and figure out which is the wasabi of drugs.  We talk about cookie monster but not THAT cookie monster and Jason finds out what it feels like to be a potato! Please Like, Share, Subscribe, Follow, Rate & Review. Phew! That sounds like a lot of work but it's reall...

Send us Fan Mail Holy sweet n sour Dino sauce!! Beware! This is a wang heavy podcast! This might just be our best episode yet! We discuss dinosaurs and dongs but not dino dongs, shorts that are way too short and SNAILS!  Please Like, Follow Rate & Review Check us out at and hit the SUBSCRIBE button at YOUTUBE.COM/@WECANTPICK Please tell your friends about us and help us grow. The best advertis...

Send us Fan Mail I don't think we've done an episode without discussing Muppets. We also talk about Nope, cannibalism and skeet shooting (not what you think!)  We discuss Bobbie's favourite kitchen tool and have some waz fusion! This episode is full of fawfulness!  Thanks for the great support folks! We love you all! Please Follow, Like, Rate & Review Check us out at and hit the...

Send us Fan Mail Hope you got your passports ready cause we're all over the map on this one. Muppet impressions, motorcycles and mayhem!! As always, NSFW unless your workplace is awesome! Please give us a Follow and Rate/Review. It really helps us to know what you folks wanna hear! Please be kind as we're total noobs at this and still finding our groove. Thank you all for your support an...

Send us Fan Mail Just a fair warning, you're gonna wanna strap in for this one folks. It is definitely NSFW unless you're wearing headphones. Chock full of swears and marijuanaliciousness. Apologies for the lack of structure and the noise of the fish tank. We went into this one a little raw and wriggling.  Please give it a Thumbs Up or a Like or a heart or whatever emoji applies. Please...