Warped

Apparently, Shawn had high hopes for a certain American football game that would not go the way he wanted, but if you are listening in 2022…you can pretend it did. Enjoy an early taste of Warped genius as we talk about everything but the episode of Star Trek we are watching. The bloat factor is high on this week's Supersized 50th Episode of Warped. As the Warped Crew continues their tour of Star T...

Going way back this week with our first "good one". Just an FYI new content coming soon. With the return of Star Trek:Picrad so is the return of Inside Picard....and new eps of Warped are on the horizon. We appreciate you hanging with us during this time and now enjoy "The Devil in the Dark" aka The One with Rock Monster. All together on the count of 3...1 2 3...PAIN!!!!!!!! Matt gives us some ins...

It's the last episode of Original Series so you know we brought it. We experimented with a new format where we turned off the closed caption and tried to figure out what was going on. Enjoy Tonight, on a very special episode of Warped, it's the FINAL EPISODE of Star Trek's Original Series. We're having technical difficulties, because of course we are, and we're just rolling with it. Science fictio...

Relive one of our lost but not forgotten early bits. Interviews with Gene Roddenberry's ghost. I don't care what Matt says the episode is pronounced A-DO-NIGH, not A-DO-NIS just look at how it spelled. Whatever, enjoy this early "Good One". The crew mutinies as they argue over how to pronounce the name of this episode. Gene Roddenberry makes his long awaited return to the show, both in voice and h...

We're starting to notice a trend with these Greatest Hits episodes, they all seem to contain one of our classic bits. Ever heard the word Droxine, then this is the episode for you. Please follow along as we watch an episode where someone tries to jump out of space down to a planet with any parachute. You know Classic Star Trek Help us welcome our newest special guest, Arthur Q, Host of the Bible C...

This week in honor of our continued weeks of Warped's Greatest Hits, we've got a double dose of Warped as we release parts 1 and 2 of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. We were super excited (mostly to be done with the Animated series, but that's a different story). This was a milestone as we hit episode 100 so to commemorate we play a little game called So You Think You Can Warped. We hope you enjoy...

As promised, Part 2 of Star Trek: The Motion Picture It's time to bust out the bottom shelf hooch, the Warped crew is back on the bridge. Can you please adjust your security uniform? We can tell you're curving to the left. Is it pronounced Veeger, Vuh-ger, or Vuh-ji-jer? Never mind; let's call the whole thing off. The number of thinly veiled references to human anatomy in this movie is just astoun...

Week 3 of Warped's Greatest Hits. If you want to know why this show is like a snake eating its own tail, this is the episode for you. We have an epic "Corrections Corner" where we talk about tourselves and all the hilarious things we've said in the past. Trust me its funnier than it sounds. Founding Crewmember Matt returns to add meaning to our lives with the REAL corrections that have been so sor...

It's week 2 of Warped's Greatest Hits. if you've ever heard us reference the Taco Bell in Paw Paw, MI this is the episode it all started. Once again we say "if you haven't heard it, its new to you" We will back soon with all new episodes but until then enjoy this flash from Original Series past. Leave it to Abraham Lincoln to save us from our deadly cult obsession. Minh freaks the frack out and wr...

Bonus Episode Today we start a new series called Warped Greatest Hits Our fearless host Matt @hostwarped has curated a list of great episodes to introduce the show. The eps will be hitting your feed once a week for the next ten weeks so keep an eye out. To paraphrase the NBC summer reruns promos from the 90's "If you haven't heard it, its new to you" This week, we're staying true to our roots and...

Episode 204 - First Contact As the title of the episode tells you we had tp go back to Skype, so.....We're Sorry?  Whatever we still bring the funny.  Like what are Kirk's buttons actually labled, Why would Shawn buy the Pac-Man Fever album and Why was Dragon's Lair so damn hard.  On the Star Trek front: Riker bones his way out of trouble again and we preview next weeks episode. &nb...

Episode 203 - Clues Is Clues the sequel to Clue? It's not, but maybe it should be? The crew is enjoying some downtime this week, which means everything from Klingon Tai chi to "fun" on the holodeck. Meanwhile in the Warped studio, it's our New Year's Eve episode so we're having fun too! (If by fun you mean getting drunk on Champagne.) Anyway! Spirits are high as Erin takes on a new task and realiz...

Episode 202 - Devil's Due "What is it, what's happening?" Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas everybody! It's a Wonderfully Warped Happy Holidaze Full of Christmas Cheer Episode. We've been having a lot of special episodes recently, and the special isn't stopping anytime soon. This episode, you won't believe the guests we've managed to land. Santa Claus, Parishioner Philippe and Little Minnie Winnie help sp...

After our banger of a 200th Episode Anniversary Celebration!!!, we're back with our 201st Episode Afterparty. Just like Miles + Keiko after their wedding, everyone's mellower and all the magic is gone basically. We continue to mop up the floor with reject questions from last episode's Ginormous Ultra Super Spectacular 200th Episode QuizQuiz. Aside from a few softball gimme's that Shawn lobs to Eri...

Ep. 200 Data's Day We made it.  200th EPISODE!!!  We're not sure why they let us do it but now they can't stop us.  Listen as we learn about Enterprise janitors and their personal logs.  Is Picard and old dad that turns off the lights.  We also play our second try at How much do you Warped?  Please enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Erin leads us delightfully on another special episode of Warped, where we anticipate with excitement the upcoming 200th episode of our podcast. We can't believe it either! For our 199th episode (also very special), we join our favorite counselor, Guinan, as she helps poor Deanna Troi get her groove back. We gaze in awe while Guinan works her special kind of magic, and then when Riker comes in to h...

Episode 198 - Final Mission We gone done it again. We hit the bottle of dreski hard and it's got us tipsy and tankered. But whatever man, that dreski is medicinal, alright? Besides, it's our Thanksgiving episode. So Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! And boy are there some real doozies in this one. This episode's alien designers have us agape with wonderment at the xenomorphology on display. Really, it's...

Episode 197 Future Imperfect Welcome back to Warped where we got way too deep into Minwin's bag of goodies. Even if we only talk about it a little we did really like this episode, as it has one of favorite tropes...Crewman have children they never mention again. This week Riker has a kid! But instead of talking about the episode we'd rather talk about: The long forgotten horny HBO sitcom Dream On,...

Episode 196 - Reunion This weeks Warped can best be described by Matt when talking about champagne. "Drinking champagne is fun until it's not." We're all a little giddy from the bubbly in the air the smoke in our lungs and the gummies in Matt's tummy. Shawn tries to express how much he loves this episode but the crew would rather talk about...CHAIRS. THE CHAIR IS BACK. We also are reunited with "T...

Episode 195 - Legacy This Week On Warped: * Wil Meets Bill * Bill Meets Space * Mullets Meet The Future * Justice Meets Jacuzzis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 194 - Remember Me It's a spooky (or is it Spocky?) Halloween mystery on this week's TNG, but the real mystery is why doesn't Beverly get more episodes like this? She's so good in this one, you guys! So good, in fact, that Matt can't shut up about how much he loves this episode. (It's honestly a little much.) But still, as always, there are questions. Does it count as a "Wesley saves the sh...

Episode 193 - Suddenly Human In a rare turn of events, we actually spend quite a bit of time talking about Star Trek this week! Topics include: Livingston the Starfleet Fish! The rules of Space Racquetball! Chad Allen and TV's Blonds Of The Late 80s! Squid Game! Will Wheaton getting ice cream thrown in his face by an angry teamster! What is the appropriate amount of Paul Reiser exposure? Squid Gam...

Episode 192 - Brothers Let's be honest: they can't all be winners. Brent Spiner talks to himself for about 45 minutes this week, leaving the Warped gang confused, unhappy, and hungry for nachos. A boy eats deadly fruit, raising questions about the professionalism of Starfleet's arborists. Data malfunctions (again), raising questions about whether he even belongs on the bridge. Beverly tells a joke...

Episode 191 - Family Everyone's feeling a little off their game this week, which isn't helped when Erin throws us for a loop with an unconventional intro. But we quickly jump back on track as the family drama grabs our attention. This is a great episode of Star Trek and we're all super impressed by it, but sadly that doesn't stop us from talking about a bunch of random nonsense, as usual. Topics i...

Episode 190 - The Best of Both Worlds Part II Whooopieeee!!!! Welcome back, to a new season of Star Trek: TNG. Our Whoop Watch is goin' off and we're here for all of it. It's also the nerd history-making second parter to the Picard/Locutie storyline, which is setting off all sorts of nostalgia waves for the Warped crew. Ride or die along with us, while we reminisce about not just the feels of watc...