Warped

Heat Warped fans. You may have noticed a lack of new content, well let’s say the cress been on leave for a while and plan on taking a rest through the end of 2022. We will be back with new episodes in 2023. We appreciate all our fans who have stuck with us. Enjoy these bonus episodes of the original cast movies staring with “The best” Star Trek has to offer. It's "The Best That Star Trek Ever Gets...

Matt and Jake are back with another episode of Warp's greatest hits. In our continuing series, we present more of the zaniest highlights from the podcast's so-called Silver Age. This time around we revisit our fondness of mattress talk, completely accurate Gene Roddenberry impressions, and our one true-love, Frasier. Seriously, the enthusiasm for Frasier on this show is off the charts. Hosted on A...

As Warped gears up for another exciting season of Star Trek, we're taking some time to look back on the past year, reflecting on how far we've come and how far we have left to go. This week, Matt and Jake sit down and highlight their favorite moments from the first 9 episodes of Warped. If you've never heard some of our earlier work - trust me - this is a much better way to listen to it. I mean, s...

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! This week we bring back two of your favorite bits. But first in Star Trek news we learn what Riker's sex play is like. We also learn what each of the crews O-Face looks like. Most astonishingly, we ask the question "Is Wesley a Player?" Now that the boring stuff is out of the way. This week marks the return of Correction Corner AND Connect Em All. YES!!!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. S...

We know there's a thousand Star Trek podcasts, and maybe some will talk about using the bathroom on the Enterprise, but will any of them come up with the "They beam it out of you" theory...I don't think so. But that's why you listen to Warped. I mean where else are you going to hear debates like "How is Frere Jacques still a thing 200 years in the future", "what's the best way to get more listener...

On this weeks episode, Shawn's a little upset about the Quantum Leap reboot and that they didn't use his idea.  He's not sure about the reboot (spoiler: He has since seen the show and actually likes it!!!!).  But just because NBC/Universal didn't listen to us, it's not too late for you Paramount/Viacom, to get in the Warped business with "Star Trek Babies".  Have your person call ou...

Well we're back sort of. We had to resort to Skype for this episode and when you hear it you'll see why we haven't posted in awhile. But we do get into some fun conversations. Who would you recast in a reboot of MASH (spoiler: It's Meryl Streep). What's the most obscure reference someone could make (spoiler: It's got big teeth). and what's the best video game ever (spoiler: It's Pong) All that and...

Today we tackle what is arguably the best episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and boy are we jacked. I don't think we've talked as much about Star Trek before. We do find time to discuss what other things the episode is like. We also return to an all time favorite CORRECTIONS CORNER!!!!!! Plus we add a new bit. We hope by the end you are saying "Sokath - his eyes uncovered" Hosted on Acast....

First we would like to apologize for the break in content. The Warped crew let life get in the way. But WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!!! Today we start Season 5 of TNG and its Klingon time. You can think of this a kinda reboot as we have a new intro and Matt is watching a lot more British shows. Thank you for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 217 - Velocipastor, Part 2 It's another delightful romp with our favorite "not a pastor but a priest" Velocipastor, as we wrap up Part 2 of this zany goofball comedy which doesn't take itself too seriously. Just how we like it! Grab a drink or a smoke or whatever it is you enjoy grabbing and join us while we laugh ourselves silly. You think there has't been enough of the velociraptor-pasto...

Episode 216 - Velocipastor, Part 1 It was the end of a Star Trek season, so you know what that means... yea baby, it's movie time!! Beam us up, Scotty! ::magic teleporter noises:: But, but how did we end up here? Where are we even? Was Velocipastor even on Warped's "To Watch" movie list? Who knows and who cares! Philippe pulled host's privileges to spring one crazy bit of cinema on us. Grab your t...

Episode 215 - Redemption Part 1 It's a season finale so you know the Warped crew is in fine spirits.  and hey it's an episode about Kilngons so you know Shawn's happy.  and it's a Whoopi ep so that means an Erin intro so you know that's always good.  What else can i say (nothing actually because I didn't listen to the episode, I'm just writing the notes...Shhh, don't tell anyone.) H...

It's a very special introduction you won't want to miss! Erin, our favorite host next to Matt (who is also our favorite host), pleasures us early on with a heart-warming boomer's past time. This episode gives us an opportunity to dissect the dating and relationship approaches of our Star Trek crew and we revel in! It seems to be our favorite activity. This gets us into a discussion about Data's un...

In this episode, our favorite (but really, our only) chief engineer right now, Geordi La Forge, has quite the adventure! While that's somewhat intriguing, we're more interested in the alternative relationships we've dreamed up between some of the ST crew. Shawn and Philippe get slightly carried away with the fantasy (or is it?). Shawn then carries us through the fourth quarter as he tosses out hot...

It was a mistake, it's all been a mistake. You gentle souls left in our audience may want to take Jake's advice and skip this episode. But for the daring and dastardly amongst the rest of you, we've done some heavy editing to make this episode presentable. So if you're ready to see Dr. Crusher get her crush on, the Warped crew is gonna ride this log-jam all the way to gravy town. From digital inse...

Ep. 211 - Half a Life It's the return of some many things this week on Warped.  First the return of Lwaxana Troi and all the horniness that comes with her.  More importantly it's the return of Corrections Corner with a double dose of corrections.  Which means we talk about penis vs ball size.  You know its tough to be funny watching an episode that's basically trying to argue o...

Episode 210 - The Drumhead Having missed our very fun 4/20 viewing of Qpid, Warped regular minwin is back as we celebrate Matt's birthday in these next two episodes. Happy birthday, Matt! You're truly a gem and we wouldn't be who we are without you. We're also joined by regular guest May. The crew talk about their love for the Escape Room and (somewhat surprisingly) the Saw movie series. We then g...

Episode 209 - Qpid On this weeks Warped things get sexy as Q returns, Jean-Luc has a lady caller and, sexiest of all, Shawn tells us how he sleeps. Also discussed are the best and worst twist endings and why George Lucas is the devil. All that plus a classic Producer Jake zinger on a brand new Warped. We Love You Minh!!!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warped Episode 208 The Nth Degree It's the return of Lt. Barclay, so everyone is pretty hyped. Who would have thought a room full of Rosses would relate to Barclay. You are listening to Warped so you know we tackle the important questions of the day. Questions like: What do you call the area between the chin and the boobs? Is Dwight Schultz the greatest actor form the A-Team? and What the heck is...

Episode 207 - Identity Crisis Here's some trivia: before beginning an episode, every podcast records what's called "room tone," which is several seconds of silence that's used to eliminate background noise during editing. The Warped crew is TERRIBLE at doing this, and your humble editor thought it was time you heard that for yourselves. Back on the 1701-D, Geordi has a real up and down week. On th...

It's the second half of our Wickedly Warped Welcome Back recording session, and things are still decidedly wooly. Philippe is mostly off tending to his offspring (loving father that he is), while Erin somehow gets caught in one of those crazy space rifts we keep on seeing pop up in Star Trek. How weird is that? Matt, our dear leader, throws some titillating questions at us, the answers to which ju...

Welcome Back!!!! After a 3 month break we are back with new episodes. Again we want to thank you for sticking with us during the break. This week we are watching Galaxy's Child and boy did the writers do Geordi dirty in this one. Aside from the lengthy conversation about work place sexual harassment, we also discuss the presence of space pierogi. Unfortunately most of the second half of the episod...

Here’s part 2 We're back! And we're spending way too much time describing the awesomeness of The Last Starfighter. The crew is in high spirits while discussing things like Robert Preston, Elton John, Tiny Dancer, Music Man, Victor/Victoria, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood... Wait, I better stop before this description becomes a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody. After Shawn gets a citation, we gab a...

For the last week of the Best of Warped, we present what happens when we watch something other than Star Trek. It’s our two part viewing of The Last Starfighter. Next week we will be back with new episodes. This week the Warped crew celebrates Star Trek day by... (drum roll) not watching Star Trek! Join us, if you will, on a two-part journey of adolescent wish fulfillment as the Music Man tells us...

This is the answer to the question: Dis they really watch ALL Star Trek? Yes. Yes we did. Even the animated series. Which we were super excited for until we actually watched it. But aside from that, look for a new episode as we delve back into season 4 of TNG in a couple weeks. Again we want to thank you for hanging in there while we get our stuff together. This week, Matt is humoring Minh so we d...