Warped

This week we got guest star Ronny Cox...RONNY COX!!!!!!!! We also get a nice cliff hanger and for once it's Jen-Luc that's in trouble. Join as we have made it to one of the best episodes ever, or at least the episode that leads into one of the best episodes. Next episode will be the more exciting, this episode is lot of table setting...ALOT of table setting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

On this weeks episode we learn once again that it is a terrible idea to keep an, essentially, all powerful Artificial Intelligence on board a spaceship. Well most people think this, not Shawn, we all know he's on board with A.I. taking over. well until out benevolent robot overlords take over enjoy this weeks Warped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...Nothing but professionalism here. anyways this week another romp in the holodeck, no not the Riker type of romp, Worf and Alexander. play cowboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STAR TREK BABIES!!!!!!! The day has finally come. We learn what Jean-Luc looked like as a 10 year old. We learn about bad southern accents and its the return of America's favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Q!!!! You love him, we love him. The great John Delancey is back on this week's Warped. Other topics include, The perfection that is The Sound of Music, the career of Olivia d'Abo and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this weeks Warped, we welcome back an old favorite(I won't spoil it but he's everyone's favorite alcoholic, sex worker killer from TOS).  On the agenda this week is how quick do people get tired of old people, The great career of Martin Short and we play another round of everyone's new favorite game.  Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our Semiquincentennial episode and it's a doozy.  As we plow into season 6 we come upon the worst rated episode this season so it's nice to get it out of the way early.  Aside from the usual banter, Shawn brings a new game to the crew.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2.  And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. 50 Shades of Phat Money.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!!   The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen.  In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...!  Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking water, we discuss men's reluctancy to go to the doctor (don't be a Barclay see a...

If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain? A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area. B) Buttery, Teflon-coa...

Scheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus content INTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE. Wanted by Federation Alliance. ALIAS: Warped Crew. DISTINGUISHING MARKS AND CHARACTERISTICS: Weird, fu...

I know we say this a lot, but we're back.  Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money.  We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go.  Anyways  we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year.  It's a new year and we are starting off with a new season.  That's right it's season 6...

Beep. It's getting Fast and Furious up in this Warped podcast bay. This time the crew roll up their sleeves and talk shop about the ol' rust bucket. Beep beep. Jacob demonstrates his marketing genius BEEP!! WARNING alligators detected--beep beepBBEeeEEPPPPP!!!!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the Warped crew have a conversation about some bad people doing bad things. We talk about Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, sexual abuse and similar adult topics, and grappling with these realities as every day human beings. If any of this is triggering to you, feel free to skip to our next care-free episode of this future sci-fi utopia we call Star Trek.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Hey, Becky just told me that someone called the cops on this house party. So we got about 10 minutes max before we gotta jet. Meanwhile, let's get back to Sports talk. Jocks and nerds. Instant pot and deep fryer. Wookie dick and spotted dick. Fannies are lady parts and consent before compliments. Famous rivalries all. We learn which one comes in a can and which one is chewy.  Yo, Shawn's havi...

What's up! It's Sports talk. Grab a beer and a coozy, brah. If you're looking for the nerds, hit up the next episode. But yo, we're gonna talk about nipples and cocks if you wanna hang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And that kids, is how Uncle Spock got his pointy ears. Good night now. Sweet dreams! Shhh... **tuck** **kiss** **closes door** **pours stiff Romulan ale** **sits down** Now, for a little adult-oriented "wheeeee" time. Put on some headphones and join us, as the Warped crew sneak in some bawdy tales from dusty deserts. Here, we glimpse the early beginnings of Minh's pon farr. Why would a man choose...

Greeting Warpies Just a heads up on what to expect for the fearless drew of the NCC-0420 Starship Warped. The rest of the year will be filled with more Bonus Commentary episodes (If you like what you hear go to www.patreon.com/warped and become a patron for only $5 a month and get access to all the bonus episodes) We will return in January with all new episodes. Warpedddd... After Darrkkkkkk! We'r...

Brother against brother and sister. Lines are drawn in the sand as the Warped crew take up their bat'leths. Which side will you fight for in the Battle Over "Blind Side," the much loved Oscar-nominated movie with Sandy Bullock. Where does your heart lie in the March on Maroon 5? Find out with us!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stardate 2376.7 - Was it New Year's when we recorded this? Most likely, captain.  Was this supposed to be released Feb 1? Insufficient data.. captain.  This time around, strong opinions are bandied about Jack Black. Time. Saints and sinners. Snake... massage. The crew wonders, "Are we hot?" Maybe we've opened our kimonos too much to you. Forgive us, we're adjusting.  Hosted on Acast...

The Warped crew start to get comfortable with one another, sharing family planning advice that they've learned from their parents, how they make it through Jacob's call for silence (which may be stressful for some?), and showing off some icky-but-cool pictures from the interwebs. They also discuss the sanguine choice of holiday decor at The White House. Sometimes you just can't leave your past beh...

In one of our longest bonus episodes ever, we take some time to recover from a snack-induced lethargy. We're inspired to talk about Warped merchandise, celebrate a new patron, and chat about some of the bits that landed in the Warped graveyard.  We dish on some local scandals, spill the beans on our ear wax situation, and go deep geek on MST3K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

The crew does some on-boarding and updating for one of our favorite special guests.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.