Voice Memos

Zombies Blew My Mind 06.04.2026 1:59:46 ↓

Learned a fun fact and IT.CHANGED.MY.LIFE. Between 9 mins and 19 minutes is a fun fact I though Claire would like that actually have nothing to with Zombies, but I just also meant to say

The rant about my family that never ends 05.04.2026 1:03:54 ↓

Here those responses from today compiled into one!

Thoughts on the Kennedy Show 02.03.2026 14:17 ↓

Maybe……maybe…. all the women in his life knew JFK Jr. was an idiot

BAFTAS Made My Blood Boil 24.02.2026 22:34 ↓

content warning: lots of cursing. careful with headphones.

All happy families are alike… 16.02.2026 53:58 ↓

you're a great friend and I’d be lost without you!

White Woman on White Woman Crime Episode 1 24.01.2026 25:33 ↓

You can't be intelligent and anti-trans. You can't be beautiful and a bigot. https://youtu.be/5_XJo1qaEjM?si=qgucwTdvqJJMVBRK

beckhams 21.01.2026 46:40 ↓

Also the question was if a baby was going to be run over by a car would pick the baby or the puppy and she picked the puppy over the HUMAN

Most people don't have an internal monologue…… what's that like? 19.01.2026 3:17:08 ↓

O:Oo i didnt like Greta gerwigs little woman 7:00 Metacognition- like apparently it's hard. Not for me. But maybe I don't know what that word means 26:00 Metaphors and Allegories aren't landing. you know how kids can't read 27:17 The misunderstanding of roman Roy 36:00 Is it always the husband or are cops just bad at their job? 39:50 - Its a copy of a copy of a copy— the story is no a catchphrase...

Jennie Nguyen didnt just fall out of a coconut tree 19.01.2026 29:25 ↓

Random slc season 2 rant

Are Hockey Players Famous? 19.01.2026 30:48 ↓

What I know about the real life Shane and Ilyia

Not me spiraling over Jen Shah 14.01.2026 1:03:28 ↓

Last nights voice memos combined

Golden globes induced psychosis 12.01.2026 20:21 ↓

not actually about the gay hockey players

Brunch: a hypervigilance spiral 15.12.2025 3:00:00 ↓

so this grew into a behemoth because little things kept happening and I couldn't tell them to any of the people involved or like in the cover photo- I don't want to seem crazy or cause drama- so I would just add it to the list. basically I started and said, this situation makes me kind of uncomfortable I should distance myself from it……three hours later I said “confirmed. I was right - I’m uncomfo...

Morgan’s personal conspiracy theories 27.09.2025 53:18 ↓

All the combined voice memos

Bonus: Jess Weighs In On The Scariest Woman 19.09.2025 1:50 ↓

Called in confirmation!

The Scariest Woman Ever 19.09.2025 22:47 ↓

Bonus: The first time I got arrested

LA & LOU Update: Am I the center stone? Am I holding this whole thing up!?! 19.09.2025 50:31 ↓

It crazy listening to these back. Me and Connor have the same voice. Which you wouldnt know- but its weird to listen to. also Gawd- an SNL skit of a valley girl doesn't say “like” as much as me.

NG: Random HS anecdotes pt. 2 19.09.2025 50:20 ↓

THE TWO MINUTE STORY I MEANT TO TELL- starts at 22:22

Normal Gossip (NG): The Summer Morgan Couldn’t Stop Talking About Highschool pt. 1 19.09.2025 42:23 ↓

I'm starting a new series about crazy stories I remember from highschool *Palestinian Liberation Front (PLF) - Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) - are those the same? Are they different? Idk— I need to get educated.

Unimportant Rant! 02.09.2025 10:00 ↓

Truly unimportant stuff here! Neither a necessary listen nor time sensitive, but I knew I’d go beyond the 5 minute mark! Also, please enjoy this thumbnail. I was driving back from a run this weekend and ran into T walking the girls.

What’s the adult version of a booger wall? 25.06.2025 4:34 ↓

Patrick

A funny story/Denver Slander/ Venting Part II Family Edition 22.06.2025 1:09:55 ↓

Morgan- I def got burned on my front recording yesterday and burned on my back recording today

Don’t Read The Comments (They’re not bad, they’re just incomplete & don’t reflect my full thoughts) 21.06.2025 2:31 ↓

Patrick ——- - That current work structure sounds fucked. We had something similar at Upstream. Like they loved a RAPID framework but suddenly our bosses were below us with certain decision making (etc) and it just didn’t work. Like they’d override us because bosses do that, but then blame us when shit went awry because we were in charge on paper but like..just a mess. Hate it. - She sounds evil. I...

I should quit my job/my new job might be evil 21.06.2025 1:02:55 ↓

Morgan

Testing, Testing: Patty’s Inaugural Podcast 21.06.2025 0:29 ↓

Guest starring Tobin Low