V'Ger Please!

We visit with our least favorite writer/producer one final time as we watch "Nothing Human", which is ANOTHER 'Dr. Space Mengele' rehash. Witness as Joseph and Peter experience a peak Jeri Taylor installment as a good idea is wasted on terrible writing. Farewell Ms. Taylor, we won't miss you!

Another day, another chance for Janeway to screw over the entire Delta Quadrant as we review "Infinite Regress". Jeri Ryan turns her Acting Shields to maximum as she takes over the episode with a smile, but are the real victims the Tron Turds? Of course they are!

Break out the Vulcan children's choir because your podcast heroes are finally reviewing "Timeless", an episode so good it forgives the director for inventing Detective Tuvok. Every trope gets flipped on its head when Harry Kim is hard as nails, Chakotay is the one doing the co-opting, and it's not even a total bottle episode! What strange wonders we have behold!

Your podcast heroes are assigned the responsibility of reviewing "Once Upon a Time", creating a house divided. Can Joseph convince Peter that it was worth it to wade through bad child acting and C- effort from Ensign Mom Hair so you could get to some quality Space Cat Freakouts?

Our favorite first officer turns up the charm to 11 for a hot date with Space Mewtwo Ellen Tigh for "In The Flesh"! In the most underrated crazytown episode Voyager ever produced, we suddenly find out...Species 8472 are totally reasonable and also like to bone? Wait really?

Prepare your sweat glands for the Force 5 intensity of a B'Elanna episode as the boys review "Extreme Risk". Don your Scale Mail HALO jump gear and prep yourself for D- plot lovingly papered over by B+ character development (and plenty of shots showing off those sweet '98 Voyager post-gym bods).

Your podcast heroes deal with a certified stinker ad they review Drone, featuring Worst Janeway, Seven the Real Girl, and a special guest star that looks like a Power Rangers villain crossed with Niles Crane. It's terrible!

Ops! Tactical! Helm! Engineering! Medbay! By your powers combined, Voyager ventures into the Brannon Braga era with "Night". Your podcast heroes enjoy 25 minutes of deep character development and innovative camera moves followed up by the worst episode of Captain Planet you never saw. It's...great?

Enjoy this recording of our livestream! Your podcast heroes reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their famous End of Season Awards!

Your podcast heroes experience Voyager at a level of unfathomable self-awareness as they review the Season 4 finale, "Hope and Fear"! We crack wise about Ray Wise, marvel at Glock Frisbee, and cheer from the cheap seats as someone finally tells Janeway that deals with Robot Zombies are bad!

Your podcast heroes are happy to self-isolate with the well-timed review of "One" - the Voyager episode you needed after two weeks alone! Is our return-to-Voyager honeymoon already wearing off as we once again deal with a 'hey look Seven of Nine is becoming a person' story? Strap in for ALL the budget savings!

Enjoy this super sized return to the Delta Quadrant as your podcast heroes celebrate 100 episodes (and the comforting dulcet tones of Voyager) with assistance from Mike and Tarran from Hail and Well Met! Is "Demon" good? Is it bad? Listen and find out...but know one thing for sure - it's sure as heck Star Trek!

Previously only for download to our Patron supporters, we present the best episode we have ever done - the review of the fantastic TNG XXX Parody! Listen with reverence as Peter and Joseph marvel at the plot continuity, acting chops, and formulaic nature of 20 minute sex scenes.

Your podcast heroes finally cash it in and head back to the Delta Quadrant - but not before Picard spits out one more C- entry for them to digest! Joseph and Peter discuss Borg OSHA violations, Rios being The Most Spanish, and the best Voyager callback of them all.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Also, this episode sucked, too. Please help us.  

Your podcast heroes start to wonder of Picard's writers have any idea what Star Trek looks like as they endure the adventures of the Normandy SR-1 with Discount Malcolm Reynolds and Sort of Jean-Luc. This week they recruit a ronin Space Elf ninja from a secret sect of Romulan samurai nuns. No really. That actually happens.

How much can a single nerd yell? Find out this week with your podcast heroes as Joseph loses his cool and Peter regrets all his choices that led him to this moment. We promise you one thing though - this podcast is assured to be better than Michelle Hurd's acting!

Hope turns to pain and joy turns to misery as your podcast heroes tackle "Maps and Legends". Watch as Joseph and Peter slog through a terrible hour of Romulan Very Special Forces technobable, Admiral Grandma saying bad words, and enough bad writing to shake a Kurtzman at.

Your podcast heroes finish their epic discussion of Star Trek: Picard's premiere! "Remembrance" reaches it's apex as they pull out all the retro stops! Data's got ninja kids that love doing Black Widow fight moves! Bruce Maddox is involved! PREPARE FOR A CLASS 9 NOSTALGIA STORM!

Join your podcast heroes as they tackle the explosive premiere of "Star Trek: Picard"! Stick with us as we marvel at the sudden return of fashion sense in the late 24th Century, discuss the finer points of Romulan ninjas AND haircuts, and wonder how it is that journalism in the far future is somehow...still a TV interview.

Your podcast heroes don their strangler gloves and gym teacher haircuts to tackle "Living Witness"! Bizzaro World Voyager is staffed by such crazy figures as a cyborg doctor and a Harry Kim that is intimidating. What will The EMH do when confronted by this weird LARP nonsense?

Your podcast heroes run up against the budget-friendly adventures of "Visa a Vi", a love story so forgetful, the characters can't even remember it! Charles O'Tay has smitten a handsome, elflike alien who thirsts for First Officer D. Can Joseph and Peter remember this one long enough to record a full hour?

Another day, another Season 4 episode where your podcast heroes cope with an underbaked premise and way too much Seven of Nine.  Will Joseph get sucked in to defending it because of some ham-handed god talk? Listen and find out!

Voyager engages in it's favorite fetish as Joseph and Peter review "Vis a Vi"! Wrap your hands around this engaging episode about body swaps and finding happiness in your life, while the Voyager writers strangle the life out of the premise with a rushed ending. In the end, does it gasp for life or is all the fun strangled out of it?

Your podcast heroes wrap up "The Killing Game" with the most underbaked second half in Voyager's history. Listen as Joseph and Peter try desperately to fill time after they run out of things to say about an episode that is just an excuse for Klingons to fight Nazis.