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Your podcast heroes settle into some comfortable ideas when they discuss "Killing Game, Part 1", the episode about Hirogen's taking their role-playing just a touch too far. Join Joseph and Peter as they discuss who might have cheated points onto their character sheet!

A brief podcast on why we are taking a pass on a full review of "Retrospect".

This week, our podcast heroes hunt for the comedy in "Prey" a story about a large man and his Space Mewtwo gone wrong! What will happen with Captain Janeway encounters an enemy she thought so horrific she supported the Borg over them?!?! Oh...she...helps it? Huh. Sure. That makes sense.

The Voyager crew struggles to get it's dial-up connection to Starfleet to work while dealing with the arrival of their new best buddies, the Space Banes! Will the letters from home contain anything but pure, uncut depression? Join your podcast heroes to find out as we review "Hunters"!

Raise the shields and secure the bulkheads, as Voyager encounters a Class Nine Dick Storm!  We review "Message in a Bottle", a critical entry in the show's continuity, which in no way is held back by the presence of NewsRadio's fourth best actor.

What do you do when you are fresh off an episode that, despite all odds, uses one of your token minority character's backgrounds to mature and useful effect?  Make "Waking Moments" and turn him into a superpower having Dream Warrior, of course! Join your podcast heroes as they cope with this baffling turn into our Dream Prison except we are awake and hate it.

Celebrate a classic Alpha Quadrant Halloween with your podcast heroes with Voyager's spooookiest episode to date! We review "Mortal Coil", which was supposed to be about Zombie Mom Wildman but turned into a surprisingly deep meditation on Neelix confronting that…there may be no Space Cat God? And Commander Chuck O'Tay is the MVP? Wait, what?  

Buckle up and prepare to fly into the danger zone this week! Somehow, some way your podcast heroes managed to talk about "Concerning Flight" - an episode about Captian Janeway risking the ship to enjoy some LARP fantasy time with Gimli, Son of Gloin - for an hour. We deserve a medal for this. We are the best and you don't appreciate us enough.

Your podcast heroes dive deep this week into "Random Thoughts", an episode that is either about drug dealing or sweaty Grindr hookups depending on which of the hosts you ask. One thing is for sure though - your view of filthy space cat foreplay will never be the same!

Your podcast heroes reach the thrilling conclusion of "The Year of Hell" and dig deep on the real questions – exactly how time crazy is Space Boddicker? Does character development count in a bottle episode? Is Tom Paris the galaxy's best jailbird? Most importantly, when will Janeway blow the ship up?

Your podcast heroes ride the space-time shockwave into "Year of Hell, Part 1" and begin their epic discussion on what many belive to be Voyager's best episodes. When a angry timelord Space Boddicker tries to give a reality a little nip and tuck, only Voyager can save the day! Can Seven of Nine's amazing Crisis Grooming see the crew through these troubled times?

Listen in wonder as your podcast heroes diset "Scientific Method", featuring the very best abuse of Federation technology for shady workplace hookups you well ever see on Star Trek. Come for the bad romance, stay for the maximum Tuvok sass!

The 24th Century sets new records for terrible parenting as your podcast heroes review "The Raven", the story of Seven of Nine's worst birthday ever. Will her trusty pal Emotional Support Tuvok be able to help her unravel the mystery before the Cleveland Bromars ineffectively attempt to stop them?

Your podcast heroes delve into the depths of "Revulsion", which describes out feelings about Harry/Seven sexytime perfectly. Thankfully there is a much more interesting half of the episode where B'Elanna gets beat up by rogue AI again, but we swear it's cool this time.

The world's least effective terrorist/passible first officer gets dropped into the middle of a discount Predator knock-off in "Nemesis". Listen as Joseph attempt to copy the episode's premise by inciting a homicidal rage in Peter by speaking as much as possible in sing song-y alien pig latin! If this is our last episode, now you know why.

Your podcast heroes end up discussing some huge tracks of land after the Voyager writers give us very little choice with "Day of Honor". Forced to deal with an episode with equal parts bad Tom/B'Elanna melodrama and gratuitous Jeri Ryan booty shots, Joseph and Peter do the only sane thing...they start discussing which each character's Saved by the Bell parallel is. 

Your podcast heroes stand at attention and provide Kes a hearty salute as they watch "The Gift". It has nothing on choose your own adventure coworker murder simulators, but Joseph and Peter do everything they can to breakdown the Mayfly Space Elf's rise to scouter breaking power levels. Want to play Jack's awesome game? Try it here: https://dhakajack.itch.io/harrys-run?fbclid=IwAR1r7Y1wKyGtrUSTczV...

The hateful journey launches into Season 4 of Voyager as Joseph and Peter review "Scorpion, Part 2"! Will the Bad CGI Meanies continue to mildly annoy our heroes? Will Janeway's genocidal choices ever be justified? Are they really going to have Seven of Nine's intro be a WWE ring entrance?

Joseph and Peter break down the best and the worst of Season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager! What was the worst episode? The best? Who will take home the most coveted awards of the year?

Your podcast heroes continue their epic discussion of "Scorpion, Part 1", focusing in on an elemental truth - Janeway may think giving replicators to the Kazon is bad, but giving WMD's to the Borg is fantastic! When the whole of the galaxy is in ashes due to her hubris, will she be reviled the scourge of all life she truly is?

Your podcast heroes finally reach the moment of truth – Voyager encountering the Borg (for real this time)! More importantly though, they encounter Voyager's terrible writing staff encountering Trek's greatest villain. Do they do it justice? The show is 23 years old, you already know they don't! PART 1 of 2

Your podcast heroes confront their own origin story as they enjoy "Worst Case Scenario", perhaps the most meta episode Voyager ever provides. Joseph and Peter celebrate the return of the Queen herself and discuss the implication of playing holodeck video games where you commit treason and kill your friends.

What ever will happen to Voyager as they get..slowly invaded by..old people in hobo pope hats? Your podcast heroes suffer through a typical D+ outing longing for a version of this episode with Lon Suder killing elderly space people.

Life finds a way, and so do your podcast heroes as they navigate "Distant Origin"! After super evolved dino people find the remains of Maquis all-star Hogan, Voyager deals with the true villain - ham-handed writers trying to force an episode about evolution.

Deep takes on Better Call Saul casting synergy and Vulcan racial slurs abound as Joseph and Peter tackle "Real Life". Can the EMH's version of Space My Three Sons recover from B'Elanna turning it into weapons grade tragedy porn? Emotional devastation strikes both your podcast heroes as they determine the depth of holographic suffering.