V'Ger Please!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Also, this episode sucked, too. Please help us.  

Your podcast heroes start to wonder of Picard's writers have any idea what Star Trek looks like as they endure the adventures of the Normandy SR-1 with Discount Malcolm Reynolds and Sort of Jean-Luc. This week they recruit a ronin Space Elf ninja from a secret sect of Romulan samurai nuns. No really. That actually happens.

How much can a single nerd yell? Find out this week with your podcast heroes as Joseph loses his cool and Peter regrets all his choices that led him to this moment. We promise you one thing though - this podcast is assured to be better than Michelle Hurd's acting!

Hope turns to pain and joy turns to misery as your podcast heroes tackle "Maps and Legends". Watch as Joseph and Peter slog through a terrible hour of Romulan Very Special Forces technobable, Admiral Grandma saying bad words, and enough bad writing to shake a Kurtzman at.

Your podcast heroes finish their epic discussion of Star Trek: Picard's premiere! "Remembrance" reaches it's apex as they pull out all the retro stops! Data's got ninja kids that love doing Black Widow fight moves! Bruce Maddox is involved! PREPARE FOR A CLASS 9 NOSTALGIA STORM!

Join your podcast heroes as they tackle the explosive premiere of "Star Trek: Picard"! Stick with us as we marvel at the sudden return of fashion sense in the late 24th Century, discuss the finer points of Romulan ninjas AND haircuts, and wonder how it is that journalism in the far future is somehow...still a TV interview.

Your podcast heroes don their strangler gloves and gym teacher haircuts to tackle "Living Witness"! Bizzaro World Voyager is staffed by such crazy figures as a cyborg doctor and a Harry Kim that is intimidating. What will The EMH do when confronted by this weird LARP nonsense?

Your podcast heroes run up against the budget-friendly adventures of "Visa a Vi", a love story so forgetful, the characters can't even remember it! Charles O'Tay has smitten a handsome, elflike alien who thirsts for First Officer D. Can Joseph and Peter remember this one long enough to record a full hour?

Another day, another Season 4 episode where your podcast heroes cope with an underbaked premise and way too much Seven of Nine.  Will Joseph get sucked in to defending it because of some ham-handed god talk? Listen and find out!

Voyager engages in it's favorite fetish as Joseph and Peter review "Vis a Vi"! Wrap your hands around this engaging episode about body swaps and finding happiness in your life, while the Voyager writers strangle the life out of the premise with a rushed ending. In the end, does it gasp for life or is all the fun strangled out of it?

Your podcast heroes wrap up "The Killing Game" with the most underbaked second half in Voyager's history. Listen as Joseph and Peter try desperately to fill time after they run out of things to say about an episode that is just an excuse for Klingons to fight Nazis.

Your podcast heroes settle into some comfortable ideas when they discuss "Killing Game, Part 1", the episode about Hirogen's taking their role-playing just a touch too far. Join Joseph and Peter as they discuss who might have cheated points onto their character sheet!

A brief podcast on why we are taking a pass on a full review of "Retrospect".

This week, our podcast heroes hunt for the comedy in "Prey" a story about a large man and his Space Mewtwo gone wrong! What will happen with Captain Janeway encounters an enemy she thought so horrific she supported the Borg over them?!?! Oh...she...helps it? Huh. Sure. That makes sense.

The Voyager crew struggles to get it's dial-up connection to Starfleet to work while dealing with the arrival of their new best buddies, the Space Banes! Will the letters from home contain anything but pure, uncut depression? Join your podcast heroes to find out as we review "Hunters"!

Raise the shields and secure the bulkheads, as Voyager encounters a Class Nine Dick Storm!  We review "Message in a Bottle", a critical entry in the show's continuity, which in no way is held back by the presence of NewsRadio's fourth best actor.

What do you do when you are fresh off an episode that, despite all odds, uses one of your token minority character's backgrounds to mature and useful effect?  Make "Waking Moments" and turn him into a superpower having Dream Warrior, of course! Join your podcast heroes as they cope with this baffling turn into our Dream Prison except we are awake and hate it.

Celebrate a classic Alpha Quadrant Halloween with your podcast heroes with Voyager's spooookiest episode to date! We review "Mortal Coil", which was supposed to be about Zombie Mom Wildman but turned into a surprisingly deep meditation on Neelix confronting that…there may be no Space Cat God? And Commander Chuck O'Tay is the MVP? Wait, what?  

Buckle up and prepare to fly into the danger zone this week! Somehow, some way your podcast heroes managed to talk about "Concerning Flight" - an episode about Captian Janeway risking the ship to enjoy some LARP fantasy time with Gimli, Son of Gloin - for an hour. We deserve a medal for this. We are the best and you don't appreciate us enough.

Your podcast heroes dive deep this week into "Random Thoughts", an episode that is either about drug dealing or sweaty Grindr hookups depending on which of the hosts you ask. One thing is for sure though - your view of filthy space cat foreplay will never be the same!

Your podcast heroes reach the thrilling conclusion of "The Year of Hell" and dig deep on the real questions – exactly how time crazy is Space Boddicker? Does character development count in a bottle episode? Is Tom Paris the galaxy's best jailbird? Most importantly, when will Janeway blow the ship up?

Your podcast heroes ride the space-time shockwave into "Year of Hell, Part 1" and begin their epic discussion on what many belive to be Voyager's best episodes. When a angry timelord Space Boddicker tries to give a reality a little nip and tuck, only Voyager can save the day! Can Seven of Nine's amazing Crisis Grooming see the crew through these troubled times?

Listen in wonder as your podcast heroes diset "Scientific Method", featuring the very best abuse of Federation technology for shady workplace hookups you well ever see on Star Trek. Come for the bad romance, stay for the maximum Tuvok sass!

The 24th Century sets new records for terrible parenting as your podcast heroes review "The Raven", the story of Seven of Nine's worst birthday ever. Will her trusty pal Emotional Support Tuvok be able to help her unravel the mystery before the Cleveland Bromars ineffectively attempt to stop them?

Your podcast heroes delve into the depths of "Revulsion", which describes out feelings about Harry/Seven sexytime perfectly. Thankfully there is a much more interesting half of the episode where B'Elanna gets beat up by rogue AI again, but we swear it's cool this time.