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Your podcast heroes console themselves in the knowledge they have better friends in their lives than Tom Paris ever did as they review "Alice". It's a ripoff of a Stephen King novel and its stupid as hell, but that's our jam!

Your podcast heroes do a deep dive on 'bizzaro Galaxy Quest' - better known to you as "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy". We examine why the Voyager writers direct their dislike of Trek fans into literal fat neckbeard Doctor Who aliens who say 'acktualy' while geeking out, and enjoy an episode filled with butt touching.

Your podcast heroes are subjected to a heaping helping of Klingon mysticism as they partake of "Barge of the Damned", RDM's final Voyager entry. It's déjà vu all over again as we get our 5th or 6th episode about B'Elanna not liking being Klingon. How many times do we have to do this? Is this our podcast hell?

The Voyager Party Bus rolls up to the Good Times Space Station for some fun open house pizza parties, but suddenly Seven of Nine's embarrassing friends from Borg Camp drop in! Stay with us as we discuss character growth, more Ron Moore, and Voyager's history of near misses.

Your podcast heroes launch themselves into Season 6 with a review of "Equinox, Part 2"! We do some good ol' fashioned script doctoring while we try and fix this B- episode, vibe on that big Ron Moore Energy, and wonder why disabling the EMH's ethics does not turn him to a Turbo Murder Lon-bot.

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of the best Trek movie ever made - Galaxy Quest - and the recent 'Never Surrender' documentary. Your podcast heroes discuss the gentle greatness of the film, it's uplifting comment on fandom, and how things have changed since then.

Your podcast heroes review the season-that-was from the highs of "Timeless" and "Bride of Chaotica" to the briny depths of "Thirty Days" and "Dark Frontier". What were the best episodes? The worst? Who got the coveted Space Boddicker Award for Best Guest Character? Tune in and find out!

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of Season 5 and review "Equinox", all about a little ship filled with That Guys and is *definitely not* sacrificing UwU Space Kittens so they can make more Go Juice to get home. These guys are totally legit! Honest!

Are you ready for B'Elanna Vs. Evil AI Part 3: Tokyo Drift? You better be because we are reviewing "Warhead" a story about a bomb if it were played by an excellent TV actor. We marvel at how Voyager crew members are doomed never to remember why AI as bad because the writing is bad or they all got Space TBIs.

We are both here, there, and everywhere as we review "Relativity" - the story of tragic 29th Century fashion, major That Guy energy, and the lowest energy phaser fight this side of the Temporal Prime Directive. Can we keep our tenses straight as we discuss our best Voyager episode in weeks? Listen and find out!

So we think Netflix got confused or something because we went to watch the next Voyager episode - "11:59" - and then this weird Lifetime movie came on instead. I guess it had Kate Mulgrew in it though? At least our expertise about winter in Middle America was finally relevant!

Count how many times Peter sighs in contempt of this week's episode, "Someone To Watch Over Me". Joseph proves himself a sucker for anything remotely associated with My Fair Lady and we spend 20 minutes talking about the most 90's of movies.

Slather up those biceps and don your finest tank top, we are going garbage diving this week in "Juggernaut"! It's B'Elanna's turn to her best Ripley cosplay as we get the 867th episode about her anger issues and Roxann Dawson gets all the millage out of those push-ups.

The UPN rolls out the fat, Seinfeld sized checks to score their biggest (in context) guest star in "Think Tank". Watch as George Constanza himself is perfectly adequate in an episode where Peter loses his mind over a single line of dialogue.

A-koo-chee- moy a to us all as we grab our flutes and hand vibrators for another ride on the Chuck O'Tay Backstory Train to Oblivion. Everyone's favorite pacifist terrorist is using his Dream Warrior powers once again ... and its terrible!

Experience Peter's raw anger in its most pure form as he conveys his feelings about "Course: Oblivion", all while Joseph eats popcorn and reminds him of his pain. Is director Anson Williams the most masochistic Trek person? Did we secretly watch a PG Saw movie? It's painful…but is it great?

Enjoy this audio replay of this week's livestream! We dive deep on Voyager Season 5, who the best crew member is based on friendship ability, and wonder who the heck Lower Decks is really for.

Harry Kim gets to swap spit with the epitome of the '90's Scifi Hottie' as we head boldly into our review of "The Disease"! Your podcast heroes discover how bad Garrett Wang can be as we hear about all the Starfleet regulations that were invented in the wake of Will Riker's Alpha Quadrant potency.

Your heroes tackle "Dark Frontier" - one of the most pivotal and divisive episodes of Voyager's run. In a supersized episode we discuss everything wrong with the Hansen parenting choices, the degradation of the Borg into C-tier villains, and the appearance of the new Clownshoes Queen. It's a supersized episode, because so were our takes!

That guy who does all the best video game narrations helps Seven of Nine hunt an evil (?) space whale in "Bliss"! When the Trap Queen does what shes does best, it's up to the cyborg to shoot up her workplace and team up with an annoying child to save the day! It's mostly fine I guess!

Voyager suffers the astonishing and rare loss of a shuttlecraft as it provides "Gravity", the episode that Interstellar was clearly ripped off of. Thankfully, Nolan skipped over the part where the A plot is Tank Girl falling in love with a logic robot who is getting the worst advice from a charmless convict.

Prepare your old-timey radio voices and charge your ray guns, your podcast heroes are reviewing "Bride of Chaotica!" This week, Tom goes full metagamer, Janeway shows total in-character commitment, and Neelix gets the job he was born for. 

Your podcast heroes make a triumphant return from with a review of "Latent Image". The EMH deals with an epic Blue Screen of Death to date as he tries to cope with a tragic question - does picking Harry over the Super 90's Chick make him a Real Boy?

Lace up those jackboots and prepare the high collars, as Voyager tangles with it's 872nd group of Delta Quadrant Space Fascists in "Counterpoint"! Kathy gets a kiss good enough to go back for seconds, and Peter is rooting for this one...but will Jay Leno Chin's lack of charisma doom this love voyage?

We watch Bad Boy Tom do the hardest time there is as we review "Thirty Days". Voyager goes full Saved by the Bell to explain why Tom is suddenly the resident Seaquest DSV superfan, but some A+ special effects and Delaney Sisters cameos later, it's prison time well spent!