urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest had a plan for a topic...then $Hit got real. Welcome to this highly-unexpected and emotional episode of urbanNictionary. -Phil "I got a tissue" Lawrence urbannictionary.com yourfreedomfinder.org facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest goes to the prison windows AND to the rec yard walls as truth drops down her b@lls & all those wardens crawl on todays episode. Sorry. My AppleBottom-clad ass got carried away. Anywho, join her as she reminisces about the time the prison warden and prison counselors violated her in the worst ways possible. Welcome to urbanNictionary. --I'd violate her. But only in a...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest fondly reminisces about the time she almost accepted a radio job in Hershey, PA...except she just wanted to fly in the plane. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -Phil "Draw The Cat Eye Sharp Enough To Kill A Man" Lawrence urbannictionary.com yourfreedomfinder.org zilis.com/urbannictionary facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off the new year with a new entry for the Nictionary: WalMunica. Enjoy this acid ear fudge that leaves you wanting more antacid. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I am glad to see she is using my Christmas gift. -Producer Phil "Baffled and Spanked with a Spatula" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest finds herself alone in the studio today as she struggles with the guilt that a recent relapse has her grappling with. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Thank you all for a wonderful 2023. Love, Nic, Phil, Archie, Arran and the entire urbanNictionary team. Happy 2024! urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/UrbanNictionary zilis.com/urbannictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest reads a Childrens Christmas Classic. Welcome to urbanNictionary. If it were hooters and blow, I'd be all in. -Producer Phil "Never Gonna Trust A Hooker Again" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionary facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest reads a Childrens Christmas Classic. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -Producer Phil "I Put The Men In Menopause" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary yourfreedomfinder.org

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest sits at the head of the studio table and is ready to listen as her friend and fellow Reverend (although he is a real one and not a mail order one like Nicole is) Hal Henson has called an EPS (Emergency Podcast Session) to sort through feelings that he knows she can relate to. Join them as together, they try and sort through emotions that sometimes have to be set asi...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest slips into 2 pairs of Spanx to shimmy her way down the truth chimney and discusses her Season 3 promo pic and the controversy surrounding her exposed clavicle. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I watched her shimmy into the Spanx and she can't go pee now. Phil "I Can Go Pee Sitting Down Too" Lawrence

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A Christmas Story Reading From The Writings Of Clement Clarke Moore. Merry Christmas From The Entire urbanNictionary team! urbannictionary.com facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest cozies up to the electric fireplace and reads a book from a local author, Brent Hale, called "Dotti The Elf" Welcome to this toned-down version of urbanNictionary! Merry Christmas! urbannictionary.com https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD2BXNYJ?ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_X9YNG6ZC3PH33BCXQHD9&peakEvent=4&dealEvent=1&language=en-US&fbclid=IwAR0oYYtpdDdDrB4eKizjpyoxiqRxddwKE4CkxLwd...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest breaks the prison officials "Code Of Silence" rule and discusses what it was like going from having a voice to not having one at all...just to return with a microphone & ready to scream her truth. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want her to scream. For Ice Cream. -Producer Phil "Butterscotch Dipped Cone" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/u...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest drags you down another gutter as she talks about the impact of eyebrows and what to do if Matt Hume is behind you in traffic licking an invisible snatch he made with his hands. Welcome to urbanNictionary -I'm really inappropriate and even I know not to do that. Matt Hume is an idiot. -Producer Phil "Matt Hume Is An Idiot" Lawrence urbannictionary.com yourfreedomfind...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest punches and pounds her way straight into your caged heart as she talks about Wal-Mart Fight Clubs, Thanksgiving let downs and her first day in prison. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd let her punch and pound the one-eyed clown and never issue her a release date if only she would marry me. -Producer Phil "Pinch and Lift Deeze Nuts" Lawrence www.urbannict...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest breaks it down GangNam Style as she talks openly of what it was like being a prison inmate who had dreams bigger than just paroling out and remaining on good behavior. Join her as she shatters the shackles in this episode of urbanNictionary. She still loves the shackles, just in a completely different way now. -Producer Phil "The Key Is Below My Belly Button Ri...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest zigs and zags her way through all the legal tango to, eventually, fill everyone in on the facial atrophy and legit pain in her ass that is known as "Methany vonCeasen-Desist". Welcome to urbanNictionary. Phil is still on vacation but I'm a good second best. Nicole "Ditch Mud Ain't Got Nothing On Me" Bynum. Also, Farmington Cops HATE me.

The 2 Reverends and the 1 Pagan round table discuss future tattoo possibilities, beauty masks vs. ditch mud masks and why they all feel strongly about their unified preference of medicinal herbs over pharmaceuticals. Welcome to urbanNictionary -I also want to speak wif Bobby. Nic "Eyebrown On Fleek For Such A Geek" Bynum www.urbannictionary.com www.zilis.com/urbannictionary www.facebook....

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest bares all in this behind-the-delousing-shower-curtain recollection of unauthorized cavity searches and of how prison officials continued to dehumanize and desensitize inmates for their own pretentious enjoyment. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Peek-A-Boo, I pulled back the shower curtain! -Producer Phil "Then She Blinded Me With Lice Shampoo In My Face" Lawren...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest names her best friends names in this fabulous episode of urbanNictionary. She discusses what it is like to be a woman who isn't young but isn't too terribly old who just wants friends who aren't fake, really fucked up or worse....the rabid "Single White Female" type who unfriends everyone except your husband. How convenient. Welcome to urbanNic...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses possible future plans for a basement sex dungeon and then gets down to the brass monkey tax of it all while discussing the difference between wishing the absolute best for someone and wishing them the second best thing that you can. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Sex Dungeon? For my princess? What has the world come to? -Phil "I'll Bring The Burned W...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest rocks and rolls her fatass right down memory lane as she recounts the two Halloweens she spent behind bars and discloses what prison officials encouraged her to dress-up as while she was incarcerated. Welcome to urbanNictionary. My God, sometimes the wet dreams write themselves. Women. In Prison. Playing Dress-Up. Where can one apply? -Phil 'Trick-Or-Treat Or Sm...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest tries to gray-rock her way through a very emotional episode of urbanNictionary but she fails. Emotions run wild in this surprise development in Nicole's story. So grab your Kleenex (not an official sponsorship with Kleenex) and join her and Hal as she continues to grow and take ownership of her tumultuous past. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She told me todays topi...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest went to a local food pantry last week. She recounts the accusation that was levied against her and her family and how she plans to cleanse that experience from her soul. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'll wash her back. -Producer Phil "A Side Piece Is Still A Piece" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionary facebook.com/UrbanNictionary faceb...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest cuts, dyes and curls her way straight into your roots with stories of hair crisis, 2-feet-cuts and Human LemonHeads at the theme park "Silver Dollar City". Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd treat her like the lime in an Electric Cowboy Corona, minus the virus. -Phil "Suck On These Lemons" Lawrence urbannictionary.com yourfreedomfinder.org zilis.com/urbannictionary fac...