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Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about her version of "The First 48", except it's her first 48 hours out of prison. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest has another project in the works! Today she discusses how the parole board deemed her worthy of going home, the process involved and what her thought was in her first moment of freedom. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest struggles on today's show with a rather UNemotional goodbye. Is this the end? Yes, yes, it is. But not the end of what you may think.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest tries to find any...ANY reasoning behind this latest fukery that DJT (INMATE #8645) has brought to america via his pretentious bill. Notice how I didn't capitalize the word 'america'? That's because only proper nouns get capitalized and there is NOTHING proper about america right now.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gives an in-depth insight on her love for all things T-Shirt. Join her as she recalls how she felt receiving her first promotional shirt as a pre-teen, how she felt giving away promotional shirts as a media personality...and how it resulted in her creating a future empire with her own T-Shirt line. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest sashays her lard arse back into s37a today to discuss her absence. Turns out, size DOES matter...but only sometimes. Welcome to urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest dips her big toe back into the podcast pond to see if the water is indeed warm enough for her to come back in yet. Thankfully she has brought along 2 other people to help coax her back into the world of "Oh here she goes again with her bullshit". Join this trio of trifuckedry as they navigate thinking that they didn't know each other only to realize th...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes our resident Pagan, Shawna, to s37a today and with her, she brings a very special guest, the amazing Wendy Love Edge! Wendy is also a Reverend, so this does make this an official 2RAAP episode! Join this trio of tremedous-ness as they introduce Nic to the spirituality of crystals, Shawna discovers the true meaning of dog-jowl, a future plan for Shawna's...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Gordon Sears back to s37a today. Join this dye-namic duo as Nic describes a recent close call with the 5-0, how they both handled the DMV, and get ready because your smart devices are about to go haywire. Sometimes Nic has intrusive thoughts that become quickly outtrusive and we were fortunate enough to capture some of that on today's show. Who toots on...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest packs up an entire podcast studio and drives it to Hal's home to record the show on the road today! Join them as they talk about Hal's inspirational housing initiative, what it means to really "HOLD SPACE" for a stranger, they discuss the origin of 'Sarcastic Jesus/Jesus The Gardener' and Hal reveals his big podcast news! Welcome to urbanNi...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest is joined in s37a today by her 8-year old son, Arran! Join them as they discuss jokes, hurt butts, personal insecurities and we make a HUGE announcement today! Welcome to urbanNictionary ⁠urbannictionary.com⁠ ⁠feloniousclothingcompany.com⁠ ⁠facebook.com/NicDavidson1⁠ ⁠facebook.com/UrbanNictionary⁠ ⁠facebook.com/durhambandmusic⁠ ⁠facebook.com/urbanNictionaryClothingC...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her former budbouncer to s37a today. Join Nic and Gordon as they talk all things green, try out a new d@b RlG and then get down to serious talks about penguins and pirates. Welcome to this all-new show, Pirates of the Dab-ibbean. Hey Nic, quit saying "Queue The Music" like you're my boss or something. -Phil "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING&quot...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Amanda Landers to s37a today, where history is made in the first 5 seconds of the show. Join Amanda & Nic as they discuss what it was like to be the child of an incarcerated mother and how her own struggles with substance abuse led her to where she and her mom are today: 2 complete forces to be reckoned with. Welcome to urbanNictionary. So... Lesbian Fl...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses a fear that she had before the elections and now that her fear has occurred, what steps (if any) she plans on taking...or not taking. Welcome to urbanNictionary. "It was then that I carried you" until I realized I couldn't very many steps carrying Mrs. Twinkie Queen. -Phil "That's The NicName Her Exhusbands Current Twat Gave Her&quot...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes her #1 fan, Jason Green, to the studio today. Join Nic and The Crossfit King as they discuss Jasons passion, crossfit, their mutual friendship with Brad Durham and Nic addresses somthing that has been on her mind for a while. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Another collateral relationship, courtesy of the universe. -Phil "Wasn't There, Don't Care, I'm Jealous"...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest inhales a new coat of paint in studio 37a today as she talks about new contact from an old family member and ponders what thousands of other have pondered: What the hell happened to the Party Girls? (Spoiler Alert: They were never her real friends) Welcome to urbanNictionary. I remember that one that sounded like Marge. -Phil "Wasn't Me" Lawrence. No,...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest goes wayyyyyyyy back in her memory bank to recall the first time she knew that winning at all costs may not have been legal, but it was supported by her father. Join Nic today as she recalls the dangerous mindset she had as a pre-teen towards winning at any and all costs and what winning means to her now. Welcome to urbanNictionary. THe only thing she is winning at...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest warms up the studio before cooling it down as she talks about her recent interview with Peggy Frazier, goes into detail about her thought processes during bath nights and why sometimes, she will institute a 48-hour rule before making any major decisions....because: Sativa. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Listen. I've tried and tried to get in on these bath nights bu...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes a new voice to the studio today, Peggy Frazier! Join Peggy & Nic as they both discuss their time spent incarcerated, pardons, headstone sitting and find out the TWO things Peggy didn't want touched while she was in the hoosegow. Welcome to this new segment on urbanNictionary: Big Felons With Small Melons. ⁠urbannictionary.com⁠ feloniousclothingcompa...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest discusses her journey with religion on today's show. What led her there, what took her away, and why that cycle is seemingly so repetitive in her life. She excitedly goes on and on about this Peggy woman too, who will make her podcast debut on Thursdays show. Whatever. Oh. And big tits. On Nic, not Peggy. 2 Felons With Large Melons will be the name of that show....

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest happily shares s37a today with her dear friend, Shawna, our resident warm lapped Pagan, as they record their first show since the loss of the second Reverend on the show, Sheila Hernandez. They reminisce on fun times they've had with Sheila, memories that will live on in infamy either on urbanNictionary or over on Brad Durham's Podcasting Couch. They'll discuss the...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest shares the studio today with her own little pissed off podcasting prodigy, Arran! Join them as Arran attempts to name names (but is blocked by a censor beep), learn Nic's reaction to the going rate of teeth nowadays and Arran introduces a brand-new word into the Nictionary: HOLAY!

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off Season 4.2 with a brand new attitude about life and the future. Join Nic today as she talks about a recent NICkname someone gave her and how she plans to capatalize on it. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I've called her many, MANY names. Some of them were even made up and THIS is the one she chose to love? What a sociopath. With a logo. -Phil "Can I Get A Logo...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest wraps up 2024 with a surprise announcement about 2025 and the future of the podcast and brand. Welcome to urbanNictionary.

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest wraps up the story of Arrans dramatic entry into the world in this second-part installment. Join her as she recounts her confusion around this very specific instance in the operating room, and why she is thankful that she didn't know the reasoning then. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She's always confused. Don't let this wording confuse you. -Phil "But I Wasn't Talking...