urbanNictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest delves into her childhood trauma and reveals why she's always felt like she's a much better pawn than she is a person. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd buy her a pawn shop ring and ask her to be my forever bitch if she didn't always tell me to suck her D. -Producer "No D2D Just That P4ME" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionar...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest takes a deep dive into the harrowing day that the 5-0 searched her home...and what they found might surprise you. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want to deep-dive into her shallow end. -Producer Phil "I Still Need Floaties To Swim" Lawrence www.urbannictionary.com www.zilis.com/urbannictionary www.yourfreedomfinder.org https://www.facebook.com/UrbanNictiona...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest forgoes her usual bullspit and talks candidly and seriously about domestic violence and how you can get help if you need it. Welcome to urbanNictionary, produced by Phil Lawrence. www.urbannictionary.com www.yourfreedomfinder.org www.zilis.com/urbannictionary

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues to name names and then kicks rocks down memory lane as she talks about the recent Durham concert PLUS an announcement about an exciting new partnership! Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want her to name MY name. Over and over like Nelly. -Producer Phil "Say My Name Loudly Because I Can't Hear" Lawrence www.urbannictionary.com www.zilis.com/urban...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest joins Axel Foley and Shakedowns the Takedowns that are often associated with Breakdowns, honey. Just about the time you're thinking that "It's Alright". -Nicole "Filling In For Phil Because He Got Shakedown, Takedown, Breakdown & Busted" Bynum www.urbannictionary.com www.zilis.com/LNB https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000944731...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes Hal Henson as her guest at Studio 37 today as they discuss both of them being Reverends while also both being convicted felons, talk about Germs and Jesus, The Three R-Words & the personal connection between all three of them. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -Phil is out sick today so I tell a secret about him that made Hal and I laugh out of third- hand em...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about the one night that started it all, and it actually occurred at a gas station. Kum And Go with her on this adventure, ok? Some punchlines write themselves. This is one of those times. -Producer Phil "Kame & Went" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest straps on her boots and yippie-dippies her way down the road with nothing else on but her brows and her bitch face. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I can attest that is all she wore today. -Producer Phil "Hands To Myself" Lawrence urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest speaks on what it's like to be petty AF, what lengths she went to irritate 2ndX-Chromosome-Giver-Not-Her-Mother & his two spawns, X1 &X2 & why she has cameras EVERYWHERE. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I know the location of a camera she doesn't know about. Follow me for more felonious admissions. -Producer Phil "ICUP" Lawrence www.urbann...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues to kiss, tell and delve into the mystical Weinstein world of radio, under the microphone cabinet monkey business and why she wore a prom dress to work. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -If she wears a prom dress to the studio, I'm going to dedicate a slow dance to her called MOMbo #5: "A little bit of Nic in my life, a little bit of Nic by my side, a l...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about how she was welcomed into her first morning show gig and reveals the 3 reasons why a certain local radio personality refuses to speak to her. (Spoiler alert: 2 reasons are her titties). Welcome to urbanNictionary -I want to hold 2 reasons in my hands. -Producer Phil "Always Left Empty Handed & Holding His Own Bag" Lawrence www.urbannictiona...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest connects USB cords to mic cables and starts to tell what the radio industry was REALLY like when it is dominated by douchey douche bag men. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -2x the douche...it's like "Summers Eve" and "Indian Summers Eve" all in one box. Nic sends me on errands. I only sometimes return. -Producer Phil "That Non-Douche Bag&quo...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off Season 2 with all-new announcements, sponsors, news PLUS the interview she never thought would happen. Featuring exclusive music by Brad Durham off the Durham album "Stare". The last 60 seconds will make you think you're hearing things...but you're not. It's actually happening and you won't believe the news. Welcome to urbanNictio...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest remiscices about her first season of the podcast, plays a cute game of "Duck-Duck-You-Ain't-Getting-A-Business-Card", makes Lawrence leave the studio for fear of seeing Nic cry & the one thing she wishes was around in 2008. Welcome to urbanNictionary -I offered her a handkerchief but she didn't trust where it had been. Which was right. -Produce...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest schools you straight from the round building as she discusses her old semi-alma mater, shares her odd joy over our new business cards & embarassingly-yet-charmingly talk about the time she threatened a cop with a t-shirt. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I'd let her threaten me with a good time. -Producer Phil "Fit To Be Tied Up And Spanked" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest saddles up her reindeer, RuDickZen (which, if you don't know, is an animal that I made up in the last 2 seconds) as she sleighs down memory lane and talks about how the prison officials got their kicks on route 69, and also chats candidly about some of the sexual abuse she endured as a little girl. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Nicole's husband told me there&#...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest will make you hold on tightly to your nips and nuts as she evades the law in this tear-jerking episode of urbanNictionary. -Yes, I left the studio halfway through. She cried, I left. That is the rule. It's in the contracts. -Producer Phil Lawrence, who actually has nothing sarcastic to say. urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest doesn't hold back as she talks about phone and cyber fop fop, Smurf vaginas and her actual consideration for an Only Fans account. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Fun Fact: I know the talent. I fed her truth serum and she told me. Well, it was a Twinkie and a bribe. Turns out, she's easy that way. -Producer P. Lawrence https://www.urbannictionary.com

Nic, Sheila & Shawna sit around a makeshift studio and happily, giddily and medically discuss a little bit of everything including dating while elderly and a whole lot of other girl shit Nic wouldn't let me out of the closet to enjoy. Shawna and Sheila: that was me making the phone sounds. I was trying to send out an S.O.S. -Producer "Glad To Be Free To Enjoy The Hotbox Again" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest takes you on a mythical tippy-toe through the tulips that have been planted in the MANY various places she's lived, her impressive number of vroom-vrooms and talks about jobs and jobs and more jobs. Welcome to urbanNictionary -I'd let her give me another job. - P.P. Lawrence www.urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest throws an Elvis-inspired party in the Washington County Jailhouse and dishes about her jailhouse....um....you know. She also gives an update of GALACTIC proportions. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Nic keeps misspelling the word cock. It's actually pronounced 'Baby Get In My Mouth'. -Producer Lawrence www.urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest shares her crown for one day with Kai, a sweetheart who has a new local startup business, as they discuss her homemade & all natural soaps! Welcome to a really CLEAN episode of urbanNictionary! -Listen. When she says clean, it's because this is the first episode of her series that I haven't had to mark as "Explicit Content". AND because it'...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest steals a Rolls and takes you on a felonious mental joyride to prison, complete with a prison love triangle that she was ALMOST in. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Ok. Can we break in that backseat? Mentally, of course. -Producer Phil "Accept My Friend Request Please" Lawrence www.urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest takes you on a leisurely stroll down her street which includes a stop in Pound Town, discusses being the too-tan-sheep-of-the-neighborhood & she gives an update on that really dumb drummer. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Can we make that population 3 please? -Lawrence https://www.urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest takes you on an emotionally charged hit-and-run with one truth, another truth and a revelation. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I hope she recognizes the 80's porn music I added after she left Studio 37 today. -Producer Lawrence https://www.urbannictionary.com