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Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest struts her "Pretty Girl Walk" down the Catty-AF-Walk as she reviews her latest cosmetic procedures and grosses out everyone in s37a as she reveals her 2 newest catchphrases. Warning: There Is No Warning. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to catch her phrase but only in a dirty way. -Phil "I Needed A Catchphrase But Only Caught The Crabs" L...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks it up a notch on todays show and unknowingly and unwittingly displays another talent she didn't know she possessed: Chops. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She's really going to unalive me for this one. -Phil "But I'm Her Agent" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook.com/durhambandmusic lum...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks today about the time she was canceled before she even got started...and what life lesson she learned from it. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd like to cancel her sexual dry spell but she yelled at me when I doused her with Gatorade a la the coach at a SuperBowl win. -Phil "Tackle Me With A Spatula" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavi...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes the warm-lapped Pagan, Shawna, and the other Reverend, the beautiful Sheila, to studio 37a today. Join them as Nic makes a long-awaited brand announcement and another announcement regarding 2RAAP. Nic, Shawna & Sheila excitedly shoot the shit about their upcoming girls night and then discuss a completely different viewpoint on the Man vs. Bear scenario. Wel...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off her black rainboots and hosts her first show of her very own 47th year of life. On todays episode, Nic discusses what it's like doing business in a positive podcast world versus a toxic radio world. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Can we get the A/C on in this biznatch? -Phil "It Got Hot In Hurrrrr A Long Time Ago" Lawrence urbannictionary.com fa...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest fills a fishbowl full of fruit punch and PGA as she strolls down memory lane and honors the man who helped create her stage presence: The Late John Justis. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I met John one time at a concert he put on at that club. I didn't work with Nic at that time but went to see this show. I fell in love with her there and never fell out of love wit...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest rawrs loudly as she discusses a social media hot topic of choosing the man or choosing the bear. Join her on this glorious hike through that Ozark Mountain in her mind as she ponders this all-important life choice of urbanNictionary vs. Man vs. Bear. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I'd choose Nic AND the bear. -Phil "The More The Bearrier Because I'm A Furr...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest clears her way through the cobwebs in her brain and the confetti that is still left in studio37a and delivers a big old bird to the men in her family. Welcome to urbanNictionary. To the men with the initials JDD, JDD & DLJ, if you think this show is about you....it is. -Phil "I'm Her Real Brother From Another Mother But Her Dad Is Such A Whore That We M...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes TWO never-before heard from guests to s37a on this epic and momentous occasion of the 1-Year Anniversary/100th Show. I couldn't have done it without all of you and I want you all to know how much this means to me. Mama Nictionary loves you! urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary lumedeodorant.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest makes it feel like the very first time in the studio today as she welcomes The Mistress Of Classic Rock to the show! Anastasia makes another appearance and these 2 discuss what it was like being a woman in radio. Spoiler alert: It wasn't all bad. Welcome to urbanNictionary. Feels Like The First Time....means different things for men and women, I'll tell ya....

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Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest slyly tries to slide in a regular episode sandwiched between 2RAAP & 2 Old Radio Broads, so here's a lackluster show about not much but has a lot of words in it. Enough to fill 26:21. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want to be her Pimento Momento. - Phil "I'm The Caviar Of The South Mouth" Lawrence

These three are going to be the death of me, I can already feel a coronary coming on. C'mon ladies. Tan buttcracks? Sump Pumps? GIRTH vs. LENGTH? Lap weights? Pool Boys? -Wait....does someone need a pool boy? I can quit this gig and sit in the lap of luxury. Phil "Pick MeeSomeCornWoman" Lawrence

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks loose bovine, mozzarella pains, Bic lighters and why she's not everyone's cup of coffee, noodles, spare change, etc. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She can be my cup of noodles. -Phil "She Got A Voice Like Justin TimberLakeLakeLake" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionary yourfreedomfinder.org facebook.com/UrbanNictionary facebook...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest continues to tell ALL about her time working in a male-dominated world of radio in Northwest Arkansas, including the dues she was expected to pay as a young woman just entering the industry of entertainment. Welcome to urbanNictionary -Can attest. Was there. Phil "I Saw It With My Own Nine Eyes" Lawrence #OnceSilencedNowAmplified urbannictionary.com zilis....

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest welcomes a special guest to Studio 37a today as she eases back into studio life. Welcome to urbanNictionary. urbannictionary.com

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest kicks off Season 3 with several admissions and a few extra revelations in this laser-beam in the earballs-packed Season 3 Premier of urbanNictionary. -She acknowledged that my work is Sublime. Or maybe she was singing "Santeria" again. Phil "Smack That Sancho" Lawrence urbannictionary.com facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook.com/UrbanNictionary fac...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest answers that ever-present question, wonders if words are really signs, talks about the unnaturalistic act of shopping local and jokes about clowns that she clowns. Welcome to urbanNictionary. I want to be a clown but the one-eyed kind. Phil "Punch Me I'm A Clown" Lawrence urbannictionary.com zilis.com/urbannictionary facebook.com/NicDavidson1 facebook....

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest faces the consequences for saying her guy friends are ugly, as Brad Durham, lead singer of the band "Durham" and Hal Henson, Farmington's Second Favorite Felon sit down to take this self-proclaimed "Pretty Pretty Princess" down a notch or three. They discuss a males POV on Taylor Swift and football, then talk about the differences in percepti...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest, who is a Reverend, welcomes her amazing friends Sheila, a fellow Reverend and Shawna, a proud Pagan to Studio37A. Join them as they discuss anything but religion in this episode of urbanNictionary. They delve deep into the question of whether men and women can maintain non-sexual friendships for long terms while having somewhat invisible boundaries to not cross sim...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest breaks down why she won't be medicating before the gym anymore, dishes about her disdain for titty-cages and analyzes a prison pat down...and why she only gets those for fun these days. Welcome to urbanNictionary. --My cover is blown. I think she suspects that I am not actually a cop when I frisk her. Producer Phil "Put Your Hands Where I Can't See Them...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest gets down to the nity-GRITty of it all and breaks down why the local 5-0 has failed the favorite felon, reads an impromptu limerick from her producer and talks about her newfound obsession with pigs. Not the cop ones though. Guinea ones. I wrote this. My name is Phillip Lawrence and I made the pig/police reference. Not Nic. She would NEVER. -Phil "I wrote this....

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest suffers an embarrassing yet relatable medicated-mommy-brain-mishap, gives an update on the rogue tooth she lost and talks candidly about how probation and parole work. Welcome to urbanNictionary. SEVEN. The answer is 7. -Arrans Uncle Phil "Mom How Are You Even Still Awake" Lawrence urbannictionary.com yourfreedomfinder.org zilis.com/urbannictionary bethsel...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest talks about road rage vs. road frustration, being tanorexic in the winter time and that one time she had unlimited access to all the 1-900 #'s she could dial. Who did she call? It wasn't Ghostbusters, that's for sure. Welcome to urbanNictionary. She talked about Miss Cleo but somehow I don't think she called HER for THAT. -Phil "Or Did She"...

Your Hostess-With-The-Almostest speaks candidly about getting tattoos on her face, losing a tooth the same day her 7-year old did and what made her feel really good after last weeks emotional episode. Welcome to urbanNictionary. -I want to intern at that tattoo shop the day she gets it done and tattoo my name on her ass. Phil "And My Middle Initial Is 'O' Lawrence urbannictionary.com...