Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

We got a Jund Lhurgoyf commander playing with lands. For once our theme doesn't deviate from our color scheme...weird. This week's mechanic is: Clash: (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher converted mana cost.)

The podcast is late because the firmware in my newly acquired COVID vaccination microchip was out of date, so I was sick for a day. Also, I changed the beginning of the pod up a little. EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT NOW!! Enjoy our mono blue artificer. This week's mechanic is: Retrace: (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card as an additional cost to cast it.)

The last of our Strixhaven episodes, and we get erotic. We made a fun simic merfolk that wants to play around in exile, and learn Andrew is fine with sucking on toes. This week's mechanic: Learn:(You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Our second Strixhaven episode has us making a Grixis wizard who REALLY doesn't want to leave the battlefield. This week's mechanic is: Ward:[cost] (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays [cost].)

It's our first of three Strixhaven episodes. Like our Kaldheim episodes, over the next three weeks we'll be creating commanders inspired by the new mechanics of the upcoming set. This week's mechanic is: Magecraft: Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, ...

We're a day late, real life and what not, but we still got you this hot Dimir bird wizard discarding his way to demons. This week's mechanic is: Threshold: As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, …

Izzet commanders are known for slanging sorceries and instants. But what if, instead, one just loved blowing stuff up? We did that this week with our new goblin friend. This week's mechanic: Frenzy:Frenzy N (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +N/+0 until end of turn.)

Who doesn't love a goat? No? What if I told you that goat is also a giant and possibly a wrath on a stick? Now you're interested, right? This week we made a mono green monstrosity looking to blow everything up. This week's mechanic is: Affinity: Affinity for(This spell costs less to cast for each[specific permanent] you control.)

We drummed up a Jeskai Echo commander this week that just wants to swing on fools and party with his friends. This week's mechanic is: Echo:[cost] (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) Sorry we talked about buttholes so much.

We're back!! And coming in hot with a cute pair, one might call them partners, this week. Since we didn't give you Gramm, Dreamsplitter due to some major technical difficultie, we decided this week to do something a little different. This week we create not one, but two commanders. Our Temur partners Mareth and Ondo are best friends, who really enjoy X Spells. This week's mechanics: Level up: [cos...

On this very special episode of Two Nerd Tables, we played Drinking Quest with our friends in a cabin that was also a castle. It got weird. You can buy Drinking Quest from drinkingquest.com.

We made a silly Mardu sea creature that just wants to look at card. This week's Mechanic: Surveil: (Look at the top N cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

We got a simic aristocrat who is looking to swing on your opponents. ... ... ... We also talk about hard dicks, buuuuut that's par for the course. This week's mechanic is: Raid: …, if you attacked this turn, …

We wrapped up the third and final episode of our Kaldheim series with some hot takes on boners, boner adjacent products, and a Selesnyan wurm god who is just here to ruin your opponent's day. This week's mechanic is: Boast:[Activated ability] (Activate this ability only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Week two of our Kaldheim episode. This week we had some fun with artifacts...we also talked about chicken and maaaaaaybe a dog's butt. This week's mechanic is: Runes: Enchant creature or artifact and get an effect.

We're back with a fun jund commander who likes vehicles and using one of the new mechanics from Kaldheim. This week's mechanic: Foretell: (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

No new episode this week. We had some real life stuff come up and the banked episode we do have is a little bit more than I was anticipating as far as editing. We'll be back next week with a full episode as we near the launch of Kaldheim.

We had some fun with this one. Using monarch and living weapon to drum up a double sided commander with some interesting interaction. This week's mechanic: Living Weapon: (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.) Sorry in advance for all the dick talk at the top of the show. It was ah....a lot.

It's the final episode of our three-peat, marathon recording sesh from a few weeks back. I. Am. Drunk. So strap in for that nonsense. This week's mechanic is: Kicker: (You may pay an additional [cost] as you cast this spell.) Multikicker [cost] (You may pay an additional [cost] any number of times as you cast this spell.)

We made a Christmas themed naya commander this week. He enjoys all things snow and giving good boys and girls toys. This week's mechanic is: Rally: Whenever CARDNAME or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, ….

We were all over the place this week(typical), but we managed to pull it together to drum up a fun Boros warlock. This week's mechanic is: Landhome: (If defending player controls no [Island], this creature cannot attack. If you control no [Island], bury this creature.)

We've deviated from the trifecta of drunk episodes and recorded a fresh one for yo ass. Don't fret, the third and most drunk of the power podcast trio will be released. In the mean time, enjoy this fun mono white kitty cat who wants to make your friends discard. This week's mechanic: Buyback:[cost] (You may pay an additional [cost] as you cast this spell. If the buyback cost was paid, put this spe...

Episode two the our three episode drunk series. This week's commander is a Grixis demon here to make you and your friends fight. This episode is still coherent. Next week, though... This week's mechanic: Cipher: (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may cast a copy of this card without paying it...

The next three episodes are going to slowly get weirder(drunker?) as we recorded them back to back to back. But this, the first one, is normal enough. We made a Naya kobold who loves himself some robots. This week's mechanic: Flip: When X happens exile this card and return it back to the battlefield under it's owner's control flipped.

In honor of the new turtle commander debuting this month, we decided to brew up our own. Diddreu is a Gruul(red/green) wizard that likes to self mill. We also gave got real weird, as we tend to do, and talked about an evil doctor and living in a post pissing yourself world. This week's mechanic: Gravestorm:(When you cast this spell, copy it for each permanent put into a graveyard this turn. You ma...