Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

" I would avoid that cave of yonder. People go there and come back...different. Just avoid the sea-cave at all costs okay????"   We made a jeskai merfolk that's letting all your cards escape. This week's mechanic is: Escape: (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost)

" Tezzeret is such a strange boy. He's always making little knick knacks that never seem to do more than self distruct." We made a four color golem that's a sweeper on a stick.   This week's mechanic is: Pack tactics — Whenever CARDNAME attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, ...

"Pus-Axe be the one. Never forget my name. NEVER FORGET!"   We made a 4 color troll that's a bit stinky, but likes high profile friends. This week's mechanic is: convoke:   (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for   or one mana of that creature's color.)

" The berserker legions of Kalimdor are unstoppable. They swarm. They rampage. And when they finally seemed pushed back, very ice comes to their aid." We made a mono blue stax-y wall. Prepare to piss your friends off. This week's mechanic: Enrage: Whenever this creature is dealt damage...

"The ritual is almost complete! Just a few more things are needed. Eye of newt, snake skin, and just some of my own blood. There...wait...was that wro... ..." - Unknown With Duskmourn on the horizion, we dimir demon illusion who's bringing some serious value to your board. This week mechanic: Survival: At the beginning of your second main phase, if Veteran Survivor is tapped...  Thanks to this wee...

" Our experiements have yielded some...interesting results. She seemed useless, until she ate. We may be able to bolster our ranks faster than anticipated."   We made a simic ooze who loves to eat. This week's mechanic is: Incubate: Incubate N  (Create an Incubator token with N +1/+1 counters on it and " : Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)  

" Why are all the recovered machines missing parts? All of them. Each one has a weapon system that's been removed. This is most troubling..." We made a Dimir germ that makes his own weapons. This week's mechanic: Liveing Weapon: Living weapon  (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.)

"Kridvod is never lonely. He has alllll his magical friends with him." We made a mono red goblin that loves enchantments. This week's mechanic: conspire:   (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

"The ground quakes. Thrumb has awakened. Your end is nigh." We made a Dune-brood elemental that will probably get banned in your play group because they clearly hate fun. This week's mechanic: converge: Converge — ... for each color of mana spent to cast it.

" The sands of time stop for no one. For some, we can excelerate the movement." We made a bant centaur who's dashing friends onto the battlefield. This week's mechanic: Dash: [cost]  (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

"Thassa usually kept her pet under lock and key. But sometimes she was asked to provide an army in a hurry." We made a Grixis octopus that swings hard and fast. This week's mechanic: Battalion: Whenever this card and at least two other creatures attack, …

" There's no stoping him. Why even try? He has a never ending supply of those damned bricks. No one will ever get in to see Mizzix with him around." WE. ARE. BACK! After a year of fartin around, we decided to grace the airwaves once again. This week we come at you with an Izzet goblin who's here throwing fists(or bricks). This week's mechanic:  Renown: N  (Whenever this creature deals combat damag...

" Every army should a have battle cry. You know, to strike fear. One might say he uh...takes it to new heights." -Izzet bodygaurd. We made a berserker for everyone's favorite mage guild.  This week's mehcanic is: Afflict: Afflict N  (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses N life.)

" What do you mean your raising my property tax! I'll lose everything!" We made a politics commander that just wants everything to go. Even it's own stuff. This week's mechanic is: Vanishing: Vanishing N  (This permanent enters the battlefield with N time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

" It's nothing you've ever seen. It billows black ichor across everything it touches. Nothing living survives it's touch. The land itselft dies, never to recover." We made a phyrexian horror that blows up lands and spreads disease. This week's mechanic is: Infect: Infect  (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

" He was protector of the woods until Norn showed up. Now he's nothing more than violence sent out to weaken the front lines." We made a Gruul troll trying to draw cards...and beat dat ass of course. This week's mechanic: Proliferate:   (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)  

" He infests every corner of your dreams. His minions crawl through your mind even as you wake...He's my greatest creation." - Ashiok We drummed up a fun esper insect horror who your friends are gonna love(hate). This week's mechanic is: Dash: Dash [cost]  (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginn...

"One guy tried callin'im 'The Land Shark...' I miss Jim." We made a Dimir merfolk rogue that's here to help you ramp, and smack your friends, but just a little bit. This week's mechanic is: Explore:   (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back on top or into your graveyard.)

"Slimgix always had friends around to help him look for his belongings. One after the other they would show up always there to help him find his lost stuff." Holy hell we are inconsistent as of late. But we're still here. We're still weird. And we made all yall a fun goblin who loses everything. This week's mechinic is: Hellbent:  — as long as you have no cards in hand a thing happens.

"Even angels keep journals. Sigarda has one. She keeps it close like it's a sheild for something."                -  Saytr commoner Another week, another Selesnya creature. But this week, it's also a saga.    This week's mechanic is: Hideaway: Hideaway N  (When this permanent enters the battlefield, look at the top N cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of yo...

"Her fasicantion with the dead was frowned upon. That is, until they needed an army to hold back the Phyrexian tide." - Stonebrow   This week we made ourselves a selesnya centaur who loves herself some zombies. We also talk about cum...ALOT. Sorry.   This week's mechanic is: Toxic: Toxic N  (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get N poison counter(s).)

Barty was always a strange one. Never had any friends. Never socializing. Honestly, he only liked being with himself. - Martha Blackwood. We're back!! And this week we made a bant vampire who loves to party, but only invites himself.  This week's mechanic is: Surveil N  (Look at the top N cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in...

Crak'Vak smiled as he raised his arms. He had all the energy he needed to win. We made a ramping orzhov spellslinger. This week's mechanic is: Magecraft: Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, ...

This is a lost episode! It's a surprise even to me! ENJOY!...I don't know why I'm shouting!

"They never saw me coming..." We made a rad esper spider ninja who shows up when your opponent least expects(or wants). This week's mechanic is: Prowess: Creatures with prowess get +1/+1 until end of turn whenever a noncreature spell is cast by their controller