Two Guys, What's Up?

Welcome to the Guys’ special week! A year older but certainly not wiser. Today Iain recounts the jottings he’s taken from time spent with his wife over the last 10 years (don’t worry, not what you’re thinking) and then the Guys get lazy! Jordan pulls out a pre-made card game of would you rather and the Guys answer everything from preferences over time square public nudity to pulling your own teeth...

Happy New Year! Welcome to another year with your two favourite Guys! We kick off the new year as we mean to go on, bringing you fantastic tails and hilarious internet accounts. So what’s in store today? A life time of supposed alien encounters, and the craziest new year stories; from kissing the wrong person at midnight, to the forbidden threesome. Equally humorous and revolting all at the same t...

Merry Christmas! If you remembered it is, unlike Iain. A bit unplanned but today we got together to help share some holiday cheer by bringing you some festive stories. Iain gives us a little history on why Christmas is spooky AF, and Jordan gives us a list of some of the internet’s worst gifts to ever to be given to friends and loved ones alike. So grab a nog, gather round the Yule log, crank up y...

Today the Guys get convinced! Dragons, they’re real, Iain found it out, convinced Jordan and now it’s your turn to ride the dragon train to believability town! Then, Jordan gives us a little run down of the most cringiest stories he’d set aside for a rainy day in the marvellous first edition of the annual Two Guys What’s Up presents: Cringe Fest 2023! Get your tickets now! Patreon - https://www.pa...

It’s a cold morning! Probably, and do we have a jam packed episode for you today! So wrap up warm, grab a hot chocolate and settle down with us Two Guys as we bring you a plethora of stories! Today’s roster includes; Iain’s gappy gob, a fantastical tail full of time travel mysteries, things that makes us strangely anxious, how Iain was a top-tier hero, strange people who don’t know the meaning of...

A long time ago, in days gone by, Two Guys got drunk and played Who Wants to Be a Millionaire on the Nintendo Switch, recorded it, and thought it would be good content for their podcast. Ok, yes, it was us! Well, afterwards, we asked if anyone would like us to do it again in the future, and I think one person said yes? So back by popular demand! It’s Two Guys' play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? S...

Good morning, fellow humans! Welcome to TGWU. Today is a fun one, as Iain brings you a little list of some of the world’s worst crypids from around the world (mostly Norfolk) ranging from the milkiest saviour to the self-loathing. Then Jordan gives us another fantastic edition to Iain’s favourite segment - MADLIBS PART 4! Exciting times.  Fun game #2: see if you can tell who’s finished the en...

It’s Episode 46 and the Guys have let their hair down, got together, had more than a few drinks - and let me tell you, they needed it to get through this Episode! Iain tells us the crazy stories of two people who have claimed to have done the dirty deed with aliens. Jordan then lets you in on the dark side to his happy persona and fills us in on things that really get his goat! But I’m sure you’ll...

Welcome to Two Guys, What’s Up! Who was Nelson Mandela? What does his effect do? How is CERN involved!? Well, prepare to get at least (maybe) 50% of answers to those exact questions as Iain concludes his deep dive investigation (small internet search) into the Mandela Effect! Don’t forget to let us know which earth dimension you’re from!  And then Jordan follows up on silly people by telling...

Today the Guys discuss a whole bunch o’ different people who have done some outright silly things. First Iain tells us about the daft buggers over at CERN who might have accidentally done some silly business, then Jordan continues the stupidest things people have ever said saga and brings you a whole new dose of people who have graced the world with their stupid antics. Patreon - ⁠ https://www.pat...

Welcome to the Two Guy’s first Halloween! This week we review the ghost hunt that we recorded… and got nothing from; got upset about; deleted and rewrote into the thrown together piece of art we present to you today! Including a discussion of what we got up to on the hunt, before finishing with some good, old-fashioned Halloween-themed “Would You Rather?” So grab some sweets, get into costume, and...

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Episode 41! It’s our peak! We’ve done it! It’s all down hill from here. So make sure you tune in because today Iain fills us in on a civilisation that lived in the not so disatant past, who were more advanced than us! Yeah, who’s here now, Tartarians!? Anyway, Jordan then fills us in on some of the Most Awkward Awards: awkward moments that people have ever had to endure which dregs up the cringies...

It’s Episode 40 of your favourite podcast and today we don’t miss a beat as we deliver the audio gold! So what’re the topics? One guy talks about a technology so far ahead of its time, the Pope said “no!” Like TV but real life! It’s the invention of the millennium that nobody gets to use - find out why!  And then the other guy tells us some of the best life hacks to help you glide through lif...

Another action-packed Episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Today the Guys try to resolve their differences while getting sick enough of each other to leave the podcast! But service resumes and Iain reminds Jordan why he loves him by way of regaling him the terrifying legend of the infamous Black Eyed Children. Then Jordan returns the favour by telling Iain, and all you lovely folk at home, about some o...

Today, bear witness to The Guys’ first argument, live on air! Who needs to live in the 21st Century anyway? Once Jordan and Iain revert back from old married couple and reacclimatise to their podcast host/super good friend head space, Iain tackles an old favourite, The Dyaltov Pass. The mystery of 9 hikers that went missing and upon discovery, everything pointed to paranormal. And Jordan decides t...

Join us today for one of the most terrifying, disturbing and creepy episodes the Two Guys have put out to date. Iain brings you a mystery so scary, you might end up having to stop what you’re doing and find a your self a bucket… or start writing a chore list. But then Jordan flicks that little switch that allows him to go from sharing jaunty, funny and sometimes strange tidbits of information that...

Happy Monday everyone! This week we have a super treat for you all - a good episode for once! Iain talks us through the secret steps perpetrated by none other than our very own governments, in conjunction with NASA, that seeks to unite us all under a one world government, collectively holding us down and controlled by a plan named ‘Project Blue Beam’. And then Jordan blows off the cobwebs of his t...

Join the Guys this week as they take one step outside to discover the creepiest things that are happening by their very own doorstep! Bigfoots here, werewolves there, watch out Jordan! Creepy hairy buggers at 12 o’clock! That’s right, this week Iain tells us some spooky stories reported by people in the North East of England. And then it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for… Jordan does what on...

Today in Two Guys, What’s Up? have your luggage packed, your boarding pass ready and please remove your tinfoil hat before heading through the metal detector as we board our flight to Denver Airport to play a hearty game of Scrabble with the elites, and divulge all the secrets that the terminals and hidden passages have to offer. Then, we hope you’re ready to answer some questions (and aren’t easi...

Welcome! Gather round and perk up yer lugs for today we hear the gripping conclusion of the the Todmorden UFO bonanza!  Iain tells us the story of Alan Godfrey, one of the police officers who first pulled up on the scene of the unfortunate protagonists of last weeks alien encounter, Zigmund Adamski, who then 5 months later went on to have a UFO encounter of his very own! Then Jordan makes Iai...

Welcome to the parsnip-cast! On today’s episode Iain regales us of a famous Yorkshire mystery that might just be one of the best-evidenced cases of a UFO abduction. Taking place in the quiet, sleepy town of Todmorden, the mystery of one man’s disappearance comes with a tonne of questions that us mere humans just cannot answer. And then Jordan brings us the best mistranslated menu items found from...

Welcome to Episode 31 of Two Guys, What's Up? This week the Guys talk about a strange mystery that involves a train, some time travel, a curse and Elon Musk. Then Jordan tells us some of the unintentionally dirty-sounding complaints made to the council. Jordan thinks they're genuine, Iain doesn't agree. Tell us what you think! Patreon for all your TGWU essential extras: https://www.patreon.com/two...

Oh boy, do we have a good one for you today! Buckle up as Iain tells us all the tale of Stardust Ranch. The book that details one couple’s struggle with pretty much every aspect of the paranormal you can think of on their newly acquired retirement getaway. Then, back by popular request (from Iain) IT'S MADLIBS PART TWO! Can it get any better this this? Probably. Let us know! But first, sit back, r...

Today the Guys take on a wedding theme to help Jordan celebrate his wedding anniversary, but that doesn't mean we talk all love and junk! Marrying ghosts? Ghostly loving on a plane? Worst best man speeches? Insulting your bride-to-be's parents?!?! We got it all in this loved-up episode of Two Guys, What's Up?   Patreon - ⁠https://www.patreon.com/twoguyswhatsup⁠   https://linktr.ee/twoguy...