Two Guys, What's Up?

Two Guys, What's Up?

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Welcome to the award winning comedy podcast Two Guys, What’s Up? Join Iain and Jordan every Monday as they explore the weird, the wonderful, and the downright unexplainable. From haunted houses to UFOs to the strangest corners of the internet, it’s part comedy, mostly chaos, and entirely questionable. Whether you’re a skeptic or a full-blown tinfoil-hat wearer, you’ll laugh, learn, and probably lose faith in reality. Follow Two Guys, What’s Up? wherever you get your podcasts! Because normal’s overrated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

#41 - That Time Civilisation got Muddied to Death 15.10.2023

Episode 41! It’s our peak! We’ve done it! It’s all down hill from here. So make sure you tune in because today Iain fills us in on a civilisation that lived in the not so disatant past, who were more advanced than us! Yeah, who’s here now, Tartarians!? Anyway, Jordan then fills us in on some of the Most Awkward Awards: awkward moments that people have ever had to endure which dregs up the cringies...

#40 - Naked, Balaclava-Wearing, Baseball Bat-Wielding, Whispering Men 08.10.2023

It’s Episode 40 of your favourite podcast and today we don’t miss a beat as we deliver the audio gold! So what’re the topics? One guy talks about a technology so far ahead of its time, the Pope said “no!” Like TV but real life! It’s the invention of the millennium that nobody gets to use - find out why!  And then the other guy tells us some of the best life hacks to help you glide through lif...

#39 - Will the Arguments Ever End? - Two Guys Persevere Through the Tough Times 01.10.2023

Another action-packed Episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Today the Guys try to resolve their differences while getting sick enough of each other to leave the podcast! But service resumes and Iain reminds Jordan why he loves him by way of regaling him the terrifying legend of the infamous Black Eyed Children. Then Jordan returns the favour by telling Iain, and all you lovely folk at home, about some o...

#38 - Argument Central! Will the Guys’ Friendship Survive? 24.09.2023

Today, bear witness to The Guys’ first argument, live on air! Who needs to live in the 21st Century anyway? Once Jordan and Iain revert back from old married couple and reacclimatise to their podcast host/super good friend head space, Iain tackles an old favourite, The Dyaltov Pass. The mystery of 9 hikers that went missing and upon discovery, everything pointed to paranormal. And Jordan decides t...

#37 - The Darker Side of Science 17.09.2023

Join us today for one of the most terrifying, disturbing and creepy episodes the Two Guys have put out to date. Iain brings you a mystery so scary, you might end up having to stop what you’re doing and find a your self a bucket… or start writing a chore list. But then Jordan flicks that little switch that allows him to go from sharing jaunty, funny and sometimes strange tidbits of information that...

#36 - Project Blue Beam and a Comedian’s Career is Born 10.09.2023

Happy Monday everyone! This week we have a super treat for you all - a good episode for once! Iain talks us through the secret steps perpetrated by none other than our very own governments, in conjunction with NASA, that seeks to unite us all under a one world government, collectively holding us down and controlled by a plan named ‘Project Blue Beam’. And then Jordan blows off the cobwebs of his t...

#35 - OMG, Madlibs Pt.3! 03.09.2023

Join the Guys this week as they take one step outside to discover the creepiest things that are happening by their very own doorstep! Bigfoots here, werewolves there, watch out Jordan! Creepy hairy buggers at 12 o’clock! That’s right, this week Iain tells us some spooky stories reported by people in the North East of England. And then it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for… Jordan does what on...

#34 - Uncovering the Elites’ $2B Games Room 27.08.2023

Today in Two Guys, What’s Up? have your luggage packed, your boarding pass ready and please remove your tinfoil hat before heading through the metal detector as we board our flight to Denver Airport to play a hearty game of Scrabble with the elites, and divulge all the secrets that the terminals and hidden passages have to offer. Then, we hope you’re ready to answer some questions (and aren’t easi...

#33 - Todmorden Tales and Top Tier Dad Jokes! 20.08.2023

Welcome! Gather round and perk up yer lugs for today we hear the gripping conclusion of the the Todmorden UFO bonanza!  Iain tells us the story of Alan Godfrey, one of the police officers who first pulled up on the scene of the unfortunate protagonists of last weeks alien encounter, Zigmund Adamski, who then 5 months later went on to have a UFO encounter of his very own! Then Jordan makes Iai...

#32 - Various and Confused Pizzas 13.08.2023

Welcome to the parsnip-cast! On today’s episode Iain regales us of a famous Yorkshire mystery that might just be one of the best-evidenced cases of a UFO abduction. Taking place in the quiet, sleepy town of Todmorden, the mystery of one man’s disappearance comes with a tonne of questions that us mere humans just cannot answer. And then Jordan brings us the best mistranslated menu items found from...

#31 - Train-tastic Time Traveling and Some Serious(?) Complaints! 06.08.2023

Welcome to Episode 31 of Two Guys, What's Up? This week the Guys talk about a strange mystery that involves a train, some time travel, a curse and Elon Musk. Then Jordan tells us some of the unintentionally dirty-sounding complaints made to the council. Jordan thinks they're genuine, Iain doesn't agree. Tell us what you think! Patreon for all your TGWU essential extras: https://www.patreon.com/two...

#30 - Maiming Alien Greys with a Samurai Sword! 30.07.2023

Oh boy, do we have a good one for you today! Buckle up as Iain tells us all the tale of Stardust Ranch. The book that details one couple’s struggle with pretty much every aspect of the paranormal you can think of on their newly acquired retirement getaway. Then, back by popular request (from Iain) IT'S MADLIBS PART TWO! Can it get any better this this? Probably. Let us know! But first, sit back, r...

#29 - Making Ghost Babies and Worst Best Men 23.07.2023

Today the Guys take on a wedding theme to help Jordan celebrate his wedding anniversary, but that doesn't mean we talk all love and junk! Marrying ghosts? Ghostly loving on a plane? Worst best man speeches? Insulting your bride-to-be's parents?!?! We got it all in this loved-up episode of Two Guys, What's Up?   Patreon - ⁠https://www.patreon.com/twoguyswhatsup⁠   https://linktr.ee/twoguy...

#28 - Underground Bases and Grey Skinned Faces 16.07.2023

This week on Two Guys, What's Up? - Iain tells us the gripping story of Phil Schneider, one of the OG whistle blowers on the alien presence here on (and under) our collective home we call Earth, then Jordan tests Iain’s not-so-extensive knowledge of music by giving him some misheard lyrics and asking which band their real counterparts came from. Play along at home and let us know if you did better...

#27 - Iain Discovers His New Favourite Pass Time - MADLIBS! 09.07.2023

Was it real? Did it happen? Did he really just have his chin licked by a sexy cat alien-lady? Find out in this weeks episode as the Guys jump back to basics and bring you the shocking tail of a poor man’s alien abduction experience. But then! Jordan does some top-tier podcasting and shows Iain what life is really about - and no, it's not the hokey cokey - it’s madlibs! The hilarious act of random...

#26 - Right, Hands Up if You're a Lizard! 02.07.2023

Welcome to today’s episode of Two Guys, What's Up? Today the Guys tackle their first ever conspiracy theory and delve mouth-first into the reptilians that rule the Earth from behind the proverbial curtain, but all that is just an appetiser as Jordan tells us some of the very best, perfectly-cooked bad takeaway reviews and what the restaurant procurers had to say in response! It’s a well done, cris...

#25 - Have You Done These Things? Research Says Absolutely, Wee Pal! 25.06.2023

Mysteries! They’re fascinating, right? Well today Iain fills us in on one of the strangest mysteries to have echoed through the ages. Was it a sea beast? Was it debt? Or was it aliens? This week we speculate about one of the strangest unsolved disappearances of three men. Then Jordan tells us about 10 things that we all do, but are all afraid to admit to… according to research, anyway. So, do you...

#24 - Iain’s Side Hustle as a Time Travel Restroom for Hire 18.06.2023

Join the Two Guys today as Iain tells us the story of one man who played the stock market, made his millions and disappeared without a trace, leaving everyone baffled. Then Jordan tells us of some people who came to possess the most unfortunate of nicknames, complete with stories of how said people came to be attached to their newly acquired moniker. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com...

#23 - Choppin' Grannies With Your Doppelgänger 11.06.2023

Welcome back to regular scheduled programming! The Two Guys are back on form this week bringing you some top quality creepy content and interesting information from around the internet! Iain tells you about 5 types of ghost - with a twist - and Jordan brings you a refined list of some of the stupidest things to have ever left the mouths of those who were eager to share their verbal diarrhoea with...

#22 - Stacks o' Facts! 04.06.2023

Welcome to Episode 22 of Two Guys, Whats up? As promised last week, the Two Guys bring you plenty of interesting facts to start your week off, ranging from mind-boggling pyramid facts to the weight of clouds, to name a few. And don’t worry - we won't be doing this again. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#21 - Saturday’s Surgery Sunbed Conundrum 28.05.2023

Welcome to another episode of Two Guys, What's Up? This week Iain tells the story of Howard Storm, the man who’s near death experience took him to heaven, hell and back again leaving him with an incredible tale to share with the world. Then Jordan tells us some amazing facts ranging from the interesting to the 'that'll help me if I'm ever on a game show' - powerful knowledge brought to you by the...

#20 - Acrobatic Mishaps and Trading Places 21.05.2023

Join the two Guys for their long-awaited and much celebrated (by Iain) 20th episode extravaganza! This week the Guys swap roles and Jordan takes you on a fantastic journey through ‘Phone Calls From The Dead' while Iain happily returns the favour and asks Jordan ten of the wildest 'would you rather?' questions to have ever floated past your little luggies. Talk to us - Follow us - www.twoguyswhatsu...

#19 - 'Two Guys, What's Up' Branded Mayonnaise Coming Soon! 14.05.2023

Another Monday and another Episode of Two Guys, What's Up! This week we hear one Guy’s research into one of the spookiest poltergeist stories coming out of the UK and then we follow up with 'Would You Rather' part two! Including, but not limited to, questions about finger nails, hairy teeth and knowing the future date of your death! It’s a wild ride so strap in, get your Ouija board ou...

#18 - Bourbon Biscuit Battle Royal! (Also Premonitions and Creepy Last Words) 07.05.2023

It’s Monday! That can only mean one thing!* The Guys are back to make your week start off on the best note possible. We laugh in F#. Join us today as we talk seeing the future and hear some prophetic stories from history, as well as from every day people, predicting their own future and sometimes demise. Then we listen to Jordan tell us some of the downright creepiest last words spoken from people...

#17 - Bigfoot is an Alien(?) and Glitches in the Matrix 30.04.2023

Join the two Guys today as we find out how much Iain can keep a promise as we dive giant feet-first into the documentary 'The Alien Bigfoot Connection Revealed' and hopefully make Jordan more of a believer as we explore the high strangeness that surrounds the Bigfoot phenomena. Then Jordan tells us some of the strangest "glitch in the matrix" stories that have been experienced and documented by ev...

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