Two Guys, What's Up?

This week on Two Guys, What’s Up? Jordan reveals something you’ve all wanted know but never knew you wanted to know… what foreign versions of common phrases, that we use in everyday life, translate back to in English! And trust me, I’m very bad at describing things, but it’s actually hilarious. And then Iain, fresh off a fortnight of Easter holidays, (tired, in other words) reverts to default sett...

Hello and welcome to another episode of TGWU! Another special day and a special episode to match! As it is April Fools’ Day, the Guys put a lot of careful planning into bringing you some content the April Fool himself would love! Speaking of which, this week Jordan kicks things off with pranks that have backfired, gone wrong, or been downright strange (see: eggy wax paper). And if you’ve ever...

Entities of all shapes, sizes and kinds seem to like to mess with us humans. Our interest in the world of the paranormal can make the uninitiated easy pickings for some of these dark entities to prey on for a quick free dose of delicious human energy… but does the opposite exist? Are there other beings that have our best interest at heart? Well today Iain kicks things off with a *potential* story...

What’s going on, pals! It’s Monday! And that means another episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? will soon be filling you up like a good first date! Today is like any other Monday; Iain kicks things off with a fantastical tale of the spooky kind. Today’s creepy avenue of choice - remote viewing! Never heard of it? You’re in for a treat. Then Jordan follows form by bringing you some fantastically curated...

Hello and welcome to another instalment of interesting and paranormal garble brought to you by your two favourite bearded buffoons! This week, Iain tells us about what happens when you put your mind to something a little TOO much. And upon hearing this, Jordan decided that said power cannot be trusted, with a mind as strange as Iain’s, and so decides to stop it in its tracks by simply destroying i...

Hello and welcome to something a little bit different! The Guys join forces and team up together in research harmony to discuss the long and contentious history of one of the most famous whistleblowers - Bob Lazar. One Guy’s on the fence, while the other seems to have made his mind up. (We’ll you work out which is which!) Did Bob Lazar work with extraterrestrial technology? Is his story true, or i...

Rise and shine! It’s Episode 60! Open up those curtains and let in all that protective sunlight, grab a bulb of garlic and get your facepalming hand at the ready because today the Guys are taking you on a spooky and dumb rollercoaster. In that order! First, Iain fills us all in on the neck-chomping creatures that we all know as vampires, and then Jordan follows it up with an expertly executed Pt.3...

Good morning, you beautiful buggers! It is time to get up and start celebrating because it’s Valentine’s week!* And this week with the Guys almost nothing is off limits, as we dive into some some raunchy material! Firstly, Iain gives you a run-down of some of the more niche fetishes that give some people a little “downstairs trouser tickle.” Followed, quickly and expertly, by Jordan who tells us s...

Another Monday, another creeper! Today’s featured gitbag is none other than Spring Heeled Jack; the jumpiest of all creatures and, I have to say, one of the biggest of all gits. But you’ll hear why before Jordan, true to his full name, brings you on a magical journey through some of the strangest autosuggest search terms Google has to offer. And let me tell you, it’s a whole other level of we...

Well, good morning, beautiful people! Another Monday is upon us and with it comes another episode of pure comedy gold to kickstart your week! Today Iain talks us through the delightful little tale of the Dover Deeemon (you gotta say it like that, it’s the spooky law) and then Jordan makes true on a previous promise to explore the art of Speech Jamming; putting Iain’s already terrible reading skill...

welcome to this weeks episode of two guys whats up? join in the festivitie’s today as iain, tries to make Jordan’s head explode with bad grammar spelling and, punktuation.  first off, today, iain finally, fills us in on some off the terifying; the creepy; and the downright awful story’s about alien grey’s encounters as written, in whitley strieber’s book “communion” and then the reason for th...

Uh-oh. It’s that time; the time that every paranormal podcaster has to face. The reality of the Men In Black. So this week Iain takes us back to the root of these buggers to tell us where it all began, in not one, but three eerie tales sure to make you do a little wee in your pants. But don’t worry because to help bring us all back from the brink of fear-induced implosion, Jordan takes us down mem...

Today the Guys get hot and regretful as they bring you a fantastic combination of stories of spontaneous human combustion, and emails that have accidentally been sent to the wrong person; either by mistake, early, or just plain typoed in the worst possible ways! So let’s grab a cuppa, think warm thoughts, and try to stay off the computer for a while, just in case. Support us on Patreon All the lin...

Welcome to the Guys’ special week! A year older but certainly not wiser. Today Iain recounts the jottings he’s taken from time spent with his wife over the last 10 years (don’t worry, not what you’re thinking) and then the Guys get lazy! Jordan pulls out a pre-made card game of would you rather and the Guys answer everything from preferences over time square public nudity to pulling your own teeth...

Happy New Year! Welcome to another year with your two favourite Guys! We kick off the new year as we mean to go on, bringing you fantastic tails and hilarious internet accounts. So what’s in store today? A life time of supposed alien encounters, and the craziest new year stories; from kissing the wrong person at midnight, to the forbidden threesome. Equally humorous and revolting all at the same t...

Merry Christmas! If you remembered it is, unlike Iain. A bit unplanned but today we got together to help share some holiday cheer by bringing you some festive stories. Iain gives us a little history on why Christmas is spooky AF, and Jordan gives us a list of some of the internet’s worst gifts to ever to be given to friends and loved ones alike. So grab a nog, gather round the Yule log, crank up y...

Today the Guys get convinced! Dragons, they’re real, Iain found it out, convinced Jordan and now it’s your turn to ride the dragon train to believability town! Then, Jordan gives us a little run down of the most cringiest stories he’d set aside for a rainy day in the marvellous first edition of the annual Two Guys What’s Up presents: Cringe Fest 2023! Get your tickets now! Patreon - https://www.pa...

It’s a cold morning! Probably, and do we have a jam packed episode for you today! So wrap up warm, grab a hot chocolate and settle down with us Two Guys as we bring you a plethora of stories! Today’s roster includes; Iain’s gappy gob, a fantastical tail full of time travel mysteries, things that makes us strangely anxious, how Iain was a top-tier hero, strange people who don’t know the meaning of...

A long time ago, in days gone by, Two Guys got drunk and played Who Wants to Be a Millionaire on the Nintendo Switch, recorded it, and thought it would be good content for their podcast. Ok, yes, it was us! Well, afterwards, we asked if anyone would like us to do it again in the future, and I think one person said yes? So back by popular demand! It’s Two Guys' play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? S...

Good morning, fellow humans! Welcome to TGWU. Today is a fun one, as Iain brings you a little list of some of the world’s worst crypids from around the world (mostly Norfolk) ranging from the milkiest saviour to the self-loathing. Then Jordan gives us another fantastic edition to Iain’s favourite segment - MADLIBS PART 4! Exciting times.  Fun game #2: see if you can tell who’s finished the en...

It’s Episode 46 and the Guys have let their hair down, got together, had more than a few drinks - and let me tell you, they needed it to get through this Episode! Iain tells us the crazy stories of two people who have claimed to have done the dirty deed with aliens. Jordan then lets you in on the dark side to his happy persona and fills us in on things that really get his goat! But I’m sure you’ll...

Welcome to Two Guys, What’s Up! Who was Nelson Mandela? What does his effect do? How is CERN involved!? Well, prepare to get at least (maybe) 50% of answers to those exact questions as Iain concludes his deep dive investigation (small internet search) into the Mandela Effect! Don’t forget to let us know which earth dimension you’re from!  And then Jordan follows up on silly people by telling...

Today the Guys discuss a whole bunch o’ different people who have done some outright silly things. First Iain tells us about the daft buggers over at CERN who might have accidentally done some silly business, then Jordan continues the stupidest things people have ever said saga and brings you a whole new dose of people who have graced the world with their stupid antics. Patreon - ⁠ https://www.pat...

Welcome to the Two Guy’s first Halloween! This week we review the ghost hunt that we recorded… and got nothing from; got upset about; deleted and rewrote into the thrown together piece of art we present to you today! Including a discussion of what we got up to on the hunt, before finishing with some good, old-fashioned Halloween-themed “Would You Rather?” So grab some sweets, get into costume, and...

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