Two Guys, What's Up?

Gnomes. Pesky little things. But as if they’re not bad enough as they are, imagine if they received their provisional driving licence; passed in record time and then used their newfound mode of transport to torment our children! Well, imagine no more, as Iain provides us the story of six children that encountered such a thing and the tales they had to tell!  Then Jordan talks us through some...

Listen to this episode while you can! Download it, save it! Share it with everyone you know before “they” take it down! The truth is out there, people! Planes are not real! Today Iain will guide you through the deceit and tell you all the evidence and reasons for the greatest coverup ever!  And then Jordan cools things down, takes us back to reality, and makes us all forget we live in a giant...

This week on your weekly check in with the Guys! Iain tells us about a séance group that made undeniable, 100% confirmed by science, contact with the other side, with tons of supporting evidence like photos, FBI-approved software, and recordings!  Then Jordan gives us all a reason to #stayhomesavelives and cook for ourselves; resisting the temptation of that delivery app has never been made e...

Today on an action-packed TGWU, Iain tells the story of Lee Brickley, the man who wanted to get the bottom of the skinwalker and through his travels and discoveries, ends up with a concussion, two miles underground.  Then Jordan sets all our minds at ease with some of the funniest fails Google’s AI has to offer, from confidently handing out advice on clearly wrong cooking temperatures, to ada...

Hello and welcome to a brand new Monday, and with it a brand new check-in with your favourite Two Guys! So what’ve they got in store for us all today? Well! Iain takes us on a guided tour of the infamous Skinwalker Ranch, pointing out the myriad of spooky things that one family experienced when they lived on the ranch for just two short years.  And then Jordan counters the horrors by talking...

Good morning, you glorious gits! Today we ask you to crane your neck skyward as Iain unravels the mystery behind chemtrails; those possible trails left behind airplanes. Are they merely frozen water vapour left behind by a warm engine, or are they something more nefarious, purposely dumped over our heads for clandestine reasons?  And then Jordan tests all our knowledge with some unbelievable...

Today Jordan takes us on a journey of the “weird but legal”! He tells us a little story of Iain but, not the Iain we’ve all come to tolerate, an even weirder one; a parallel one. One so strange that you might want him arrested! But unfortunately, all the strange things that this Iain is doing is perfectly legal. Weird! But legal. So join Jordan for story time as we take a front row seat to see a d...

Gather round! For today, as usual, the Guys have two fantastic segments for you! Like two halves of one perfectly ripe orange. Jordan starts us off with some stories from the internet of people who have either done the wrong thing, said the wrong words, or embarrassed them selves so much, that it’s caused their hand to fly palmward, almost involuntarily, straight toward their own face. But not bef...

Hello and welcome to a very special episode where your regular Two Guys, for a brief interesting moment, become Three Guys as we welcome to the show, James Koppert. James shares with us his own ghostly encounters, some interesting information on investigations he’s undertaken, and his own views on just what that pesky paranormal could be. We share some laughs, have a grand old chat, hear some spoo...

Light the candles, pour a glass of Pinot gris, ‘cause it’s about to get sexy. Things are hotting up this week and, being episode 69, it’s all things hanky panky! You know, buttering the biscuit; doing the naughty dance; a little bit of ham, bam, thank you, ma’am!. Y’know… sex! Jordan kicks things off with tales of the internet’s strangest true kinks and fantasies. And then Iain tells us a list of...

Facebook is a place where millions of people interact every day. With the inception of the “Swiss army app” - one app that does it all, came the Marketplace. And what a place it is, filled with some of the most bizarre interactions out there. Today Jordan talks us through some of the funniest, most entitled, and downright insane happenings to have ever been published to the world from real people’...

Good morning y'all! I'm sorry but today you need to brace yourself; affix your crash helmet; stick on your goggles; pull up your socks and grit your teeth because we've a mad one. Starting off, Jordan eases us in nicely by continuing the language train with interesting origins of some everyday sayings. But then, things quickly go from a comfortable 30 to a face melting 100 very quickly when Iain r...

This week on Two Guys, What’s Up? Jordan reveals something you’ve all wanted know but never knew you wanted to know… what foreign versions of common phrases, that we use in everyday life, translate back to in English! And trust me, I’m very bad at describing things, but it’s actually hilarious. And then Iain, fresh off a fortnight of Easter holidays, (tired, in other words) reverts to default sett...

Hello and welcome to another episode of TGWU! Another special day and a special episode to match! As it is April Fools’ Day, the Guys put a lot of careful planning into bringing you some content the April Fool himself would love! Speaking of which, this week Jordan kicks things off with pranks that have backfired, gone wrong, or been downright strange (see: eggy wax paper). And if you’ve ever...

Entities of all shapes, sizes and kinds seem to like to mess with us humans. Our interest in the world of the paranormal can make the uninitiated easy pickings for some of these dark entities to prey on for a quick free dose of delicious human energy… but does the opposite exist? Are there other beings that have our best interest at heart? Well today Iain kicks things off with a *potential* story...

What’s going on, pals! It’s Monday! And that means another episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? will soon be filling you up like a good first date! Today is like any other Monday; Iain kicks things off with a fantastical tale of the spooky kind. Today’s creepy avenue of choice - remote viewing! Never heard of it? You’re in for a treat. Then Jordan follows form by bringing you some fantastically curated...

Hello and welcome to another instalment of interesting and paranormal garble brought to you by your two favourite bearded buffoons! This week, Iain tells us about what happens when you put your mind to something a little TOO much. And upon hearing this, Jordan decided that said power cannot be trusted, with a mind as strange as Iain’s, and so decides to stop it in its tracks by simply destroying i...

Hello and welcome to something a little bit different! The Guys join forces and team up together in research harmony to discuss the long and contentious history of one of the most famous whistleblowers - Bob Lazar. One Guy’s on the fence, while the other seems to have made his mind up. (We’ll you work out which is which!) Did Bob Lazar work with extraterrestrial technology? Is his story true, or i...

Rise and shine! It’s Episode 60! Open up those curtains and let in all that protective sunlight, grab a bulb of garlic and get your facepalming hand at the ready because today the Guys are taking you on a spooky and dumb rollercoaster. In that order! First, Iain fills us all in on the neck-chomping creatures that we all know as vampires, and then Jordan follows it up with an expertly executed Pt.3...

Good morning, you beautiful buggers! It is time to get up and start celebrating because it’s Valentine’s week!* And this week with the Guys almost nothing is off limits, as we dive into some some raunchy material! Firstly, Iain gives you a run-down of some of the more niche fetishes that give some people a little “downstairs trouser tickle.” Followed, quickly and expertly, by Jordan who tells us s...

Another Monday, another creeper! Today’s featured gitbag is none other than Spring Heeled Jack; the jumpiest of all creatures and, I have to say, one of the biggest of all gits. But you’ll hear why before Jordan, true to his full name, brings you on a magical journey through some of the strangest autosuggest search terms Google has to offer. And let me tell you, it’s a whole other level of we...

Well, good morning, beautiful people! Another Monday is upon us and with it comes another episode of pure comedy gold to kickstart your week! Today Iain talks us through the delightful little tale of the Dover Deeemon (you gotta say it like that, it’s the spooky law) and then Jordan makes true on a previous promise to explore the art of Speech Jamming; putting Iain’s already terrible reading skill...

welcome to this weeks episode of two guys whats up? join in the festivitie’s today as iain, tries to make Jordan’s head explode with bad grammar spelling and, punktuation.  first off, today, iain finally, fills us in on some off the terifying; the creepy; and the downright awful story’s about alien grey’s encounters as written, in whitley strieber’s book “communion” and then the reason for th...

Uh-oh. It’s that time; the time that every paranormal podcaster has to face. The reality of the Men In Black. So this week Iain takes us back to the root of these buggers to tell us where it all began, in not one, but three eerie tales sure to make you do a little wee in your pants. But don’t worry because to help bring us all back from the brink of fear-induced implosion, Jordan takes us down mem...

Today the Guys get hot and regretful as they bring you a fantastic combination of stories of spontaneous human combustion, and emails that have accidentally been sent to the wrong person; either by mistake, early, or just plain typoed in the worst possible ways! So let’s grab a cuppa, think warm thoughts, and try to stay off the computer for a while, just in case. Support us on Patreon All the lin...