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This week we come baring a mind-bending mystery and therapeutic complaining! First off, Iain jumps into the fascinating world of physicist Jack Sarfatti, a man whose life has been filled with claims of mysterious phone calls from the future, cutting-edge theoretical physics, UFOs, consciousness, and government secrets. We ask, was he simply an eccentric genius, or did his extraordinary experiences...

This week, Iain takes us through the history of some of the worst nighttime visitors out there: the Incubus and the Succubus. These horrifying entities are said to use desire and intimacy against us in order to drain the very life from their victims. Then Jordan brings us crashing back to the land of comedy with another instalment of Iain's favourite way to spend half an hour: MAD LIBS! So we're u...

This week we're heading into the stranger corners of UFO lore to meet some of the weirdest alien species ever reported! Sure, we all know about the Greys, but what about the Trantaloids? But along the way, we encounter some other lesser-known extraterrestrial species that have appeared in UFO reports over the decades. Then Jordan digs through old newspaper Agony Aunt columns and presents Iain with...

This week we’re heading to the centre of the Earth to ask ourselves: do aliens come from above… or from below? We’ve got testimony from dedicated admirals, military personnel, and other fascinating questions to explore. But we’re just here to bring you the facts! Then Jordan puts Iain’s knowledge to the test with what he calls the Mega Awesome Never-Been-Better Superstition Quiz of the Year. Which...

Join us today as we venture into the desert with rocket man, pre-NASA NASA guy, and occult enthusiast Jack Parsons! But I'm sorry to say, we're not here for sightseeing or treasure hunting. We're here to witness a magical ceremony. So grab your pentagrams and... well, something else I can't mention here, and let's find out exactly what (or who) this guy was trying to summon. Then Jordan brings us...

This week, Iain finally tells us about the Dodleston messages! On a computer (that was pretty much out of the Stone Age), a household begins receiving messages from centuries in the past and decades in the future! One super strange mystery that starts out weird and only gets weirder!  Jordan then gives us the internets answers to the question: “Imagine! You're a burglar, but you can only stea...

This week! Iain jumps into an account from a woman named Lori Drahl! From ghosts to aliens, to God knows what! It seems this poor lady has had a lifetime of experiences and, it seems with her, it wasn’t the beginning or the end of the horrors that unfolded.  Next up, Jordan gives us some Chinese proverbs - TRANSLATED! And tells us what they mean, how they translate and just what it is they’re...

You know how lizards like to sit on those rocks that get really hot? Well today we're scaling that up x1000 as Iain tells us about a reptilian, and it don't need no rock because it’s hot enough! Or at least that is according to one lady who claimed that she was having relations with this creepy alien/ smoking hot lizard from outer space!  And then Jordan will do anything to slip an unbeeped s...

So… we finally did it! Us Two Guys went to 30 East Drive, the home of the Black Monk (AKA THE MOST VIOLENT POLTERGEIST IN THE UK )! But we were too scared to go alone, so we headed in with James of the Fortean News Podcast, alongside his collaborator Matt from Confessions of a Ghost Boy, and Paul of Question Buggers. We had a solid mix of experience, curiosity… and slowly dwindling scepticism.&nbs...

Today, Iain takes us through the insane real event that was the Tunguska event! The catastrophic explosion that happened over Siberia 118 years ago. And this segment might have you saying “sure, that’s weird. But where is the paranormal!?” But don’t worry, it’s coming! Because in the end, we find out just why this explosion only left behind a whole lot of weirdness!  Jordan then gives us a li...

This week, Iain shares a bunch of weird reports from Spain that detail encounters with a variety of weird metallic entities that were witnessed from up close in people’s bedrooms, to random places like the side of the road! And then Jordan brings us a much-needed part 2 of a segment done years ago! “Are You Dating an Idiot?” From people who can’t understand the most simple workings of how day turn...

This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be created.  And then Jordan brings us something inspired by Iain’s garage interaction last week because, a...

This week on Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast! Iain kicks things off with the retelling of not one, not two, but three bizarre battles that took place in the skies right above hundreds of witnesses’ heads over the span of half a decade that involved what appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, UFOs!  And then Jordan has decided that being dark is keeping him awake at night, so this wee...

This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire!  But then Jordan talks about all the things we’d often overlook if hell came to us in the form of a zombie apocalyps...

#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds It’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon , then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no different as he kicks things off with a guided tour through the history of the infamous Japanese Unit 731! A...

This week we kick off by talking about the Scarborough Sci-Fi Festival, taking place on the 18th-19th April , because we’ve been invited to do a panel! Two days, two one-hour talks with our good friends Paul Sinclair and James Koppert, with the chance to come and chat with all of us afterwards. If you like aliens and poltergeists, you can pick up your tickets here: Sci-Fi Scarborough TICKETS But i...

Today we start with a small conversation about sickness and Iain being haunted by a woman that now has outside verification by none other than Jordan.   Then the good stuff! Iain kicks things off by telling us all the heartwarming story of Jim the wonder dog! Possibly one of the world’s only, true psychic animals. **short break for Jordan’s new content preview here**  Then back to t...

This week we start by discussing Iain’s lack of sleep and the fact that Jordan’s dog is a skinwalker. But it soon descends into the GOOD STUFF!  Iain starts by talking about one of the most famous stories that gave the Bermuda Triangle its horrible name - taking planes and the people that are flying them. It’s the story of how just after the World War II, six planes went missing, never to be...

Breaking news! You can now contact us via WhatsApp on the Two Guys Hotline! Send us your questions, spooky stories, weird photos, criticisms, or just a friendly hello on: 07395 840199 This week we start by talking about the importance of riders! Those things that stars, celebrities and artists (like Adele) demand are in their dressing rooms.  But then the good stuff - Iain starts with guardia...

This week, it’s proof-time! Iain brings you the story about a young boy who claimed to have past-life memories. But, you see, the man this boy used to be was in the public eye! So just how did a four year-old know all the ins and outs of the life of a Hollywood talent agent? How did he prove it? All will be revealed before Jordan changes tack from his usual! Today he brings us a collection of enti...

First off, we shut up talking about personal lives at 17:55 but we start off by talking about the horrors of waiting for a new microphone and the joys (and awkward incidents) of Jordan’s recent trip to Spain! so if you don't want to hear that, feel free to skip. We won't be offended. But then we kick off the good stuff! And it all starts in Canada, where Iain tells us about a family that was plagu...

This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your humanity stripped away.  And then we follow up with a stark reminder that we are all indeed aging. B...

Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in school that were later disproven in our lifetime! So expect crashed saucers and BIG FOOD getting invol...

This week we’re getting creepy and more pointless than usual! Iain starts by telling us about some of the creepier number stations out there, the things that were supposedly created to give coded messages to spies, but if that was their purpose, why are the same ones that played during the Cold War still around today? Could they actually be meant for the ears of something more… alien? Jordan then...

Today we’re starting off in Yorkshire, where we meet a guy who was out for a delightful little walk around the moors. Typically tranquil, but for him, it was a winter walk like no other! For he was unlucky enough to have met an alien (rather him than me!) and he brought home PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!  Jordan then poses us a question; one you may have never thought about before: what’s normal at...