Two Guys, What's Up?

Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were....

Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware!  This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around...

Hello and welcome! This week Iain talks us through the, perhaps lesser-known, history of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena). That’s where creepy ghost voices can be heard in amongst the static of radio waves, the kind of radio waves that are absent of talk show hosts and incessant sport and news updates. The place where ghosts communicate with us; the living. Or do they? Stay tuned to hear a few an...

lain is back from a trip to Edinburgh and he comes bearing tails! So pull up a chair and grab a sick bucket! Trigger warning: this one gets a little bit messed up in the middle! But either side of that, it's all creepy business as lain tells you about one of Scotland's most infamous sorcerers and how he just about dropped him self in it by being a little too honest! And then do you remember the ol...

Welcome back to the long-awaited, greatly-anticipated follow-up to the Philadelphia Experiment! (Last week's episode for all of you scratching your heads.) This week lain tells us a tale that's so crazy, so horrible! So mind-shatteringly scary that it might just be true! It is the story of The Montauk Experiment. The story of... eh... it's kinda difficult to sum it up here but you will not want to...

Lie yourself down in a dark room, close your eyes, and BRACE! Because this week Iain finally gets around to covering THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. But there’s some… maybe lesser-known information that might just help back up this crazy sounding conspiracy!  And then Jordan revisits an old favourite and finally concludes his research on the strangest, sometimes hilarious, and almost always clev...

It’s that time of the week again! That’s right, it’s Monday! And with it comes another creepy tale and some information that could in fact save your life!? This week Iain recounts the spooky tale of alien kidnappers. You’re out for a lovely solo training flight and then BAM! You’re a Grey’s pet (that last bit might not be accurate.) So listen along to the sad, strange story of Frederick Valentich....

This week Iain kicks things off with a couple of personal tails: 1) his most embarrassing moment of recent years, and 2) his first family holiday that didn’t quite go to plan. But soon we jump into the good stuff and Iain continues talking, but this time about something slightly more paranormal! It’s the spooky true story of The Battle of LA. So many questions are asked, but are any answered? Make...

The ocean is a vast, unexplored scary place. What could reside in it that we simply haven’t come across yet? Mermaids? A race of crab people? Or a giant (and I mean colossal) sea creature. This week Iain shows us some sounds that have been recorded in some of the deepest and most remote parts of our oceans. But they ain’t just noises; they’re unbelievably loud. So what could have caused these nois...

This week on an all-new TGWU - Iain tells us of the fascinating, but maybe lesser known, story of the Aurora UFO crash. Is the proof of alien life buried just 6 feet under? Is the proof… proof enough? Find out this week as Iain reveals all the details! And then Jordan gives us a comprehensive list of things that were taught to us as children, that turned out to be just plain wrong! So if our tongu...

Oh my, it’s Monday again. I guess that can only mean one thing. Another dose of your favourite two guys. This week Iain his a go at redeeming his failures from long ago, and does it by telling us the story of one woman who remembers a life time she lived a couple though and years ago. The story of Dorothy Edey, who remembers her life from ancient Egypt. But she doesn’t just claim it, she proves it...

Welcome! This week the Guys give you all sorts of summer holiday ideas… then dash them all by telling you about how either spooky or (subjectively) bad they truly are. Iain’s got the forest covered with three spooky tails of creepy encounters from hikers and campers, and Jordan gives you the aforementioned list of the strangest destinations that sound good on paper, but may not be worth the money!...

The moon landing! A fantastic feat of human engineering and determination… Or it would have been IF IT HAPPENED! Today in this special of The ‘Two Guys Talk About What’s Up Cast’, the Guys ask the important questions; discuss all the points and even bring a couple of new and interesting theories to the conversation. So strap yourself in! Because this episode is on trajectory, straight for the TRUT...

Gnomes. Pesky little things. But as if they’re not bad enough as they are, imagine if they received their provisional driving licence; passed in record time and then used their newfound mode of transport to torment our children! Well, imagine no more, as Iain provides us the story of six children that encountered such a thing and the tales they had to tell!  Then Jordan talks us through some...

Listen to this episode while you can! Download it, save it! Share it with everyone you know before “they” take it down! The truth is out there, people! Planes are not real! Today Iain will guide you through the deceit and tell you all the evidence and reasons for the greatest coverup ever!  And then Jordan cools things down, takes us back to reality, and makes us all forget we live in a giant...

This week on your weekly check in with the Guys! Iain tells us about a séance group that made undeniable, 100% confirmed by science, contact with the other side, with tons of supporting evidence like photos, FBI-approved software, and recordings!  Then Jordan gives us all a reason to #stayhomesavelives and cook for ourselves; resisting the temptation of that delivery app has never been made e...

Today on an action-packed TGWU, Iain tells the story of Lee Brickley, the man who wanted to get the bottom of the skinwalker and through his travels and discoveries, ends up with a concussion, two miles underground.  Then Jordan sets all our minds at ease with some of the funniest fails Google’s AI has to offer, from confidently handing out advice on clearly wrong cooking temperatures, to ada...

Hello and welcome to a brand new Monday, and with it a brand new check-in with your favourite Two Guys! So what’ve they got in store for us all today? Well! Iain takes us on a guided tour of the infamous Skinwalker Ranch, pointing out the myriad of spooky things that one family experienced when they lived on the ranch for just two short years.  And then Jordan counters the horrors by talking...

Good morning, you glorious gits! Today we ask you to crane your neck skyward as Iain unravels the mystery behind chemtrails; those possible trails left behind airplanes. Are they merely frozen water vapour left behind by a warm engine, or are they something more nefarious, purposely dumped over our heads for clandestine reasons?  And then Jordan tests all our knowledge with some unbelievable...

Today Jordan takes us on a journey of the “weird but legal”! He tells us a little story of Iain but, not the Iain we’ve all come to tolerate, an even weirder one; a parallel one. One so strange that you might want him arrested! But unfortunately, all the strange things that this Iain is doing is perfectly legal. Weird! But legal. So join Jordan for story time as we take a front row seat to see a d...

Gather round! For today, as usual, the Guys have two fantastic segments for you! Like two halves of one perfectly ripe orange. Jordan starts us off with some stories from the internet of people who have either done the wrong thing, said the wrong words, or embarrassed them selves so much, that it’s caused their hand to fly palmward, almost involuntarily, straight toward their own face. But not bef...

Hello and welcome to a very special episode where your regular Two Guys, for a brief interesting moment, become Three Guys as we welcome to the show, James Koppert. James shares with us his own ghostly encounters, some interesting information on investigations he’s undertaken, and his own views on just what that pesky paranormal could be. We share some laughs, have a grand old chat, hear some spoo...

Light the candles, pour a glass of Pinot gris, ‘cause it’s about to get sexy. Things are hotting up this week and, being episode 69, it’s all things hanky panky! You know, buttering the biscuit; doing the naughty dance; a little bit of ham, bam, thank you, ma’am!. Y’know… sex! Jordan kicks things off with tales of the internet’s strangest true kinks and fantasies. And then Iain tells us a list of...

Facebook is a place where millions of people interact every day. With the inception of the “Swiss army app” - one app that does it all, came the Marketplace. And what a place it is, filled with some of the most bizarre interactions out there. Today Jordan talks us through some of the funniest, most entitled, and downright insane happenings to have ever been published to the world from real people’...

Good morning y'all! I'm sorry but today you need to brace yourself; affix your crash helmet; stick on your goggles; pull up your socks and grit your teeth because we've a mad one. Starting off, Jordan eases us in nicely by continuing the language train with interesting origins of some everyday sayings. But then, things quickly go from a comfortable 30 to a face melting 100 very quickly when Iain r...