Two Guys, What's Up?

This week we get icy! As Iain takes us on a trip to the artic waters to discover the Ningen! A creepy creeper who likes to freak out research vessels. But just what is this thing? A cryptid; an undiscovered animal; or an alien, feeling us out from the worst possible vantage point? Listen in and let’s discuss.  And then Jordan tells us some reportedly true tales from ordinary, every day people...

If this week, while you’re listening to our humble podcast, you happen to pull your phone from your pocket, open your camera app, flick it to selfie mode, and snap a little picture of yourself… would you be shocked if you were to see a deceased loved one lurking behind you in that photo? Perhaps not! Perhaps you’re used to Iain’s subject for his weekly ramblings; SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY! Join us as we...

Waaaah! Welcome to the sick-cast! First and foremost, apologies for Iain’s broken voice, but if you can put that aside, then you’re in for a treat as we bring you Ep1 vibes accompanied by the most crustacean/door to door sales person-themed alien abduction you’ve ever heard! And then Jordan is back at it again! And it is time to test your knowledge; can you tell which of Jordan’s words are either...

Hiya! Ooh, brr, it’s cold, innit? How about two guys in your bedroom to help warm you up!? … Wait, that didn’t sound right. Let me clarify: This week, Iain tells us the story of two girls who passed — but was their story over? Or were they reunited with their parents in another incarnation? Is reincarnation real!? Iain gives the facts; you make the decision. Meanwhile, Jordan, spurred by essential...

Welcome to another Monday! It’s the beginning of the work week; but fret not! The Guys have the goods to get you through the tough times.  Iain kicks things off in true Iain style - with a half-baked sense of a good idea - and regails us all of a little-known spooker, the Hammersmith Ghost! There’s just a few questions, some more pressing than others, but we just wanna know, was the ghost rea...

Good morning! Hope you’re all doing well - but if you’re not or you’ve had a rubbish weekend, don’t you worry your pretty face; Iain’s got you covered! Sit back, relax, and enjoy as he takes you through two of the weirdest alien encounters out there. (Not weird in a “high strangeness” kind of way - more of a “WT actual F?” kind of way.) Then, Jordan fills us all with love as he finally answers a q...

Do you like games? If you answered yes, then you’re in luck! Because today is game packed!  To kick things off, Iain gives the history, followed by a couple stories, of people who have had a little play of The Ouija Board! Is it all fun and games? Mostly no.  Then Jordan has one of the most peculiar pub/not so pub quizzes you’ve probably ever heard. He’s testing Iain - but you can all pl...

Good morning! This week we’ve a horrible story and some wholesome stuff for ya!  Iain kicks things off with the story of Christina Tilton; the lady who claims to have been abducted, given a tour of an under ground facility, which culminated in some horrible experiments! Definitely one to add to the ‘aliens are bad’ column.  Jordan then gives us the opposite side to unclear instructions a...

Hello, fellow humans! This week Iain tells us the story of the infamous Flatwoods Monster! The creepy thing that was dubbed a monster when it was clearly an alien! I mean, c’mon, it came from a UFO for Pete’s sake! Anyway, it’s the story of an encounter that freaked out a town and maybe there was more than that was repotted than you know. Well, Iain's got the goss! And then Jordan gives us a taste...

This week, Iain decided to look at a proper intellectual book! It’s one about possessing spirits though, so don’t worry. It is the book that details why the ghosts of those who no longer inhabit their own physical body, can indeed attach themselves to us living, walking meat-cases - the horrible effect that it can have upon us! Jordan then gives us a little rundown of some of the interesting, weir...

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? But why is it special? Well, this week marks the birthdays of both of the Guys! But it’s not just them celebrating another journey around our star; it’s also the birthday of one of our most esteemed friends and longtime listeners! You’ve heard his spooky stories, he’s been mentioned more times than the Guys’ respective partners, a...

It’s here—our final episode of the year! And what better way to wrap things up than with a chilling mystery? Aliens? Burglars? Or just some seriously dodgy driving? Whatever the cause, there’s a family that’s vanished without a trace, leaving us all scratching our heads. Then, inspired by a recent encounter (albeit via his wife), Jordan dives into some hilarious and bizarre stories from people wak...

Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you’re all having a wonderful day! Maybe you’re just beginning your day, hauled up in the kitchen preparing your Christmas dinner. Or maybe you’re stuffed full of all that delicious Christmas food, had a couple o’ drinks and are sat chilling in your favourite chair ready for a little Christmas dose of the Two Guys! Whatever time of your day, here is a little tast...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! And welcome along to a very special festive Episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? This year our very good friend James Koppert at Fortean News Podcast and Confessions of a Ghost Boy invited us along to take part in his annual festive quiz - and we snapped up the offer! So join us this year in a bit of all sorts; spooky, funny and informative as us three Guys get together for a bit of goo...

Welcome! Welcome, one and all. We’re getting into the festive spirit here at TGWU HQ, but only for that to be ruined as Iain tells us the unsettling story of house fires and disappearing children. This is your warning; it is NOT a happy ending. But is it paranormal? Jordan says no, Iain says yes! (Because everything is paranormal to Iain)  And then Jordan cheers us all up by telling us some r...

Welcome back to Episode 1 of a brand new hundred! To kick off this new centennial, Iain tells us the creepy story of two men’s abduction story while out on a scenic camping trip. But this case is a little more believable as it has EVIDENCE! And then Jordan brings back a segment that our Patreon Bonus content listeners will be familiar with - The Dull Men’s Club, Facebook Group! Jordan shares some...

We’ve hit a milestone! 100 Episodes! To celebrate, the Guys have banded together to take you on a guided tour of their local area that is, quite frankly, FILLED with creepy creepers. From ghosts to screaming gusts of wind, the Guys cover it all, in the very location they supposedly happen in. So come along! Tickets are free! Just press play and join in on our super special seaside spectacular.&nbs...

If you hate talk of travelling, gigs and what we do or don’t eat in the morning; then you’re in luck because we only talk about that for about the first 10 minutes! But after that - it’s the good stuff.  Iain kicks off with the true creepy mystery that swept the UK in the 80’s and 90’s: phantom social workers. Those odd individuals who’d show up at your door unannounced, claiming to be offici...

Some prophecies are bunkum! How do we know? Well, the prophesied things never came to fruition! But what if a prophecy came from a hen? And I can promise you it’s not what you think. Today Iain covers the story of the Yorkshire Witch in a tale so wicked, you’ll have your wallets stolen.  And how many times have you thought “I need some money, I could go on a gameshow!” Well, THINK AGAIN! Beca...

Are you thinking about moving home? Or are you getting married? Well, take today’s episode as FAIR WARNING! As we discussed every and all possibilities that could go wrong with both!  Iain tells us of the Smurl family and their battle with ghosts in the house they bought to make their family home. Truly shocking paranormal events, far worse than anything you’ve ever heard before! (As told by...

This week Iain talks us through a mystery that sees an entire family dead. Who did it? Why did it happen? No one truly knows, but the strangest part is the circumstances that surround it; so get your Cluedo cap on and see if you can work it out! ‘Cos we sure can’t. And then Jordan tells us some of the weirdest medical conditions that can plague us humans. From the weird to the incredibly uncomfort...

Gather round, creepy story and BOOze lovers alike! This Halloween on TGWU, the Guys are having a party - and you’re all invited! So grab your cocktails, and a rotisserie chicken, as we sit beside the campfire for a whole episode filled with scary stories, creepy mysteries, spooky-inspired cocktails, laughs, Iain not getting the meaning of Halloween, and even a small quiz! It’s a scarily fun-packed...

The world is filled with mysteries, as we’ve come to find out. But what if one of these mysteries isn’t some cryptid, isn’t an alien or some creepy spirit, but actually something that exists is every single situation we encounter daily. Shadows! Sentient shadows! Today Iain tells us about the spooky (supposed) reality that is shadow people! What they are, what they do, and what to do if you see on...

Sometimes people take flights. Sometimes for reasons of national security. And then sometimes the pilot gets abducted by aliens. And that is exactly the kind of story Iain has for us today; one of the strangest disappearances recorded in the UK. It’s the story of Captain Schaffer and the day he disappeared.  And then Jordan thinks “I once did a thing on the world’s worst cocktails - not good...

This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all. Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked th...