Two Guys, What's Up?

This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!  Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some...

This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes ! But have a listen and decide for yourself. Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally norm...

This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.  And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break...

It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are jus...

Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a grou...

The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.  And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed b...

The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! T...

This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong.  And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; F...

Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!) And then, Jordan brings us...

Welcome to this week’s episode of TGWU! Today Iain starts by putting us all in a bad mood, because he tells us about the machine that is recycling our souls; all for the use of our lovely human power. Like the matrix… but REAL!  But don’t you worry, because Jordan is here to cheer us up again and give us some of the best translations of legit German words that describe many of the people we s...

Good morning, interested seekers of the truth! How ya doing? So today, we have ROSWELL! We all know about it; we’ve heard the story, so why are we talking about it? Because there’s loads of stuff! There’s extra stuff! There’s crazy stuff! There’s secret stuff and some stuff you definitely (may) not know! So hands at 10 & 2 and make sure you pilot your UFO more carefully than that EBE-1 did! As...

Welcome, weary travellers, to this week’s episode! Check your bags at the door and keep your wits about ya! Because today we’re discussing one of the most horrible hotels around; from suicides to murders, and ghosts to summoned demons! Us Two Guys would like to introduce you to the CECIL HOTEL!  Then from hotels to seaside trips, Jordan tells you the story of the BUM HEADED GOBLIN SNOGGING MO...

This week we get icy! As Iain takes us on a trip to the artic waters to discover the Ningen! A creepy creeper who likes to freak out research vessels. But just what is this thing? A cryptid; an undiscovered animal; or an alien, feeling us out from the worst possible vantage point? Listen in and let’s discuss.  And then Jordan tells us some reportedly true tales from ordinary, every day people...

If this week, while you’re listening to our humble podcast, you happen to pull your phone from your pocket, open your camera app, flick it to selfie mode, and snap a little picture of yourself… would you be shocked if you were to see a deceased loved one lurking behind you in that photo? Perhaps not! Perhaps you’re used to Iain’s subject for his weekly ramblings; SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY! Join us as we...

Waaaah! Welcome to the sick-cast! First and foremost, apologies for Iain’s broken voice, but if you can put that aside, then you’re in for a treat as we bring you Ep1 vibes accompanied by the most crustacean/door to door sales person-themed alien abduction you’ve ever heard! And then Jordan is back at it again! And it is time to test your knowledge; can you tell which of Jordan’s words are either...

Hiya! Ooh, brr, it’s cold, innit? How about two guys in your bedroom to help warm you up!? … Wait, that didn’t sound right. Let me clarify: This week, Iain tells us the story of two girls who passed — but was their story over? Or were they reunited with their parents in another incarnation? Is reincarnation real!? Iain gives the facts; you make the decision. Meanwhile, Jordan, spurred by essential...

Welcome to another Monday! It’s the beginning of the work week; but fret not! The Guys have the goods to get you through the tough times.  Iain kicks things off in true Iain style - with a half-baked sense of a good idea - and regails us all of a little-known spooker, the Hammersmith Ghost! There’s just a few questions, some more pressing than others, but we just wanna know, was the ghost rea...

Good morning! Hope you’re all doing well - but if you’re not or you’ve had a rubbish weekend, don’t you worry your pretty face; Iain’s got you covered! Sit back, relax, and enjoy as he takes you through two of the weirdest alien encounters out there. (Not weird in a “high strangeness” kind of way - more of a “WT actual F?” kind of way.) Then, Jordan fills us all with love as he finally answers a q...

Do you like games? If you answered yes, then you’re in luck! Because today is game packed!  To kick things off, Iain gives the history, followed by a couple stories, of people who have had a little play of The Ouija Board! Is it all fun and games? Mostly no.  Then Jordan has one of the most peculiar pub/not so pub quizzes you’ve probably ever heard. He’s testing Iain - but you can all pl...

Good morning! This week we’ve a horrible story and some wholesome stuff for ya!  Iain kicks things off with the story of Christina Tilton; the lady who claims to have been abducted, given a tour of an under ground facility, which culminated in some horrible experiments! Definitely one to add to the ‘aliens are bad’ column.  Jordan then gives us the opposite side to unclear instructions a...

Hello, fellow humans! This week Iain tells us the story of the infamous Flatwoods Monster! The creepy thing that was dubbed a monster when it was clearly an alien! I mean, c’mon, it came from a UFO for Pete’s sake! Anyway, it’s the story of an encounter that freaked out a town and maybe there was more than that was repotted than you know. Well, Iain's got the goss! And then Jordan gives us a taste...

This week, Iain decided to look at a proper intellectual book! It’s one about possessing spirits though, so don’t worry. It is the book that details why the ghosts of those who no longer inhabit their own physical body, can indeed attach themselves to us living, walking meat-cases - the horrible effect that it can have upon us! Jordan then gives us a little rundown of some of the interesting, weir...

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? But why is it special? Well, this week marks the birthdays of both of the Guys! But it’s not just them celebrating another journey around our star; it’s also the birthday of one of our most esteemed friends and longtime listeners! You’ve heard his spooky stories, he’s been mentioned more times than the Guys’ respective partners, a...

It’s here—our final episode of the year! And what better way to wrap things up than with a chilling mystery? Aliens? Burglars? Or just some seriously dodgy driving? Whatever the cause, there’s a family that’s vanished without a trace, leaving us all scratching our heads. Then, inspired by a recent encounter (albeit via his wife), Jordan dives into some hilarious and bizarre stories from people wak...

Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you’re all having a wonderful day! Maybe you’re just beginning your day, hauled up in the kitchen preparing your Christmas dinner. Or maybe you’re stuffed full of all that delicious Christmas food, had a couple o’ drinks and are sat chilling in your favourite chair ready for a little Christmas dose of the Two Guys! Whatever time of your day, here is a little tast...