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Today we’re going back to old-timey Scotland for the bizarre case of the Glenluce Poltergeist. Stones thrown, food spoiled, it was a mug graveyard! And unseen hands tearing through a poor tailor’s home. Was this one of Britain’s earliest documented hauntings? Seems so. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://...

Today’s Halloween countdown tale takes us to early 1800s Tennessee, where the Bell family was tormented by an invisible force that scratched, shouted, and swore it would kill the head of the household. This is the chilling legend of the Bell Witch. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com...

Welcome back! One day closer to Halloween and another bite size bit of creepy. Today we’re heading to the small town of Van Meter, Iowa. For one terrifying week, townsfolk swore they were being stalked by a winged creature with a glowing horn on its head. Was it a monster? If not, what exactly did they shoot at!? Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and merch All the linktree...

Hello! While you may be shocked to see a second upload today, fear not—it was intentional! For the next five days we’ll be bringing you a new spooky tale, each from a different corner of the paranormal, to get you in the mood for Halloween. In today’s bite-sized Halloween episode, we’re talking about one of the most famous alien abduction stories of all time—the case of Travis Walton. Back in 1975...

Hello, you gorgeous bunch of spooky creepers! Welcome to the TGWU 2025 live Halloween special. This year, we’re showing you some of the best bits recorded from our recent first live show! Featuring guests James Koppert, Ian Linford, Pamela Hayward, and Paul Sinclair! It was an amazing night of spooky chat; perfect to get you in the mood for Halloween! But if that doesn’t do it for you, we end with...

Welcome! Today we’re going deep! (Take that however you please.) First Iain takes us through a history of Theosophy; from its beginnings, through its rise, and all the scandal that came with it.  Jordan then tells us some of the stranger mating habits from some of the most awful animals to ever grace our delightful little space rock.  And if you’re not subscribed over on Patreon , then n...

Greetings, fellow Fifth Foot Race-rs! Today Iain brings us the tail of ANOTHER lost continent (I know, I know, it’s the last one, we swear!) but this time it’s the story of the egg-laying knowledge-seeders known as the Lemurians! The supposed ancient-er than Atlantis race that now hide out in mountains, waiting for us to ascend enough to give us all the answers we so sorely need.  Jordan then...

Today we’re covering a classic! But not in the way you’re expecting. Atlantis! Was there really an advanced landmass that sunk beneath the waves, damned by gods for its arrogance and greed? Or was it just Plato’s very fancy way of saying “don’t be a git”? For centuries people have been trying to prove it was real and everyone’s convinced they’ve cracked it. So grab your snorkel and your scepticism...

Here on this podcast, we’ve said it before, and today we’re saying it again: sometimes people go missing. This time, we’re looking specifically at the unfortunate people who’ve been unlucky enough to experience the Missing 411 phenomenon! From those who disappeared and returned with strange stories, to those who vanished and never came back. And then Jordan brings us a list of people who got so an...

Well, summer is sadly officially over - but that doesn’t mean the party has to stop! Here at TGWU headquarters, we believe the party should never end so to help us ease into autumn, we’ve re-invited our pal James, host of The Fortean News Podcast, to bring us some creepiness, both local and personal! But that’s not all; Iain has a selection of cursed objects for us to sink our teeth into, and Jord...

This week we’re tackling one of the internet’s favourite mysteries. Is Elvis Presley still alive? Did he really NOT die in 1977, but instead hang up the jumpsuit, grab a Bible, and re-emerge as Pastor Bob Joyce? The evidence is… interesting, but we’ll let you make up your own suspicious mind. Meanwhile, Jordan brings us a much more serious investigation—into the absolute art form that is the inter...

Hello! What a glorious day to see you! Today, Iain kicks us off with a good old-fashioned alien contactee story packed with love, confusion, and all the alien trickery you’d expect from the buggers. Then Jordan brings us a round of mistranslated gems; on the menu today? Well… menus! All those delicious items that have been hilariously butchered with English translation errors. It’s the kind where...

Welcome, welcome! Whether you’re here for the first time, the 139th time, or somewhere in between, this week you’ve got yourself a good one. Today’s episode is stacked! We clear up a few things we’ve talked about before, and we’ve got an interview with a very special guest you’ll definitely want to stick around for. First up, Iain’s bringing us a story of a so-called “monster” that stalked the str...

This week we’re diving into two kinds of monsters; one that (apparently) stalked a North London cemetery, and another that lurks in the fine print of every program you’ve ever absent-mindedly clicked “I agree” on in order to use it. First, Iain takes us deep into the eerie legend of the Highgate Vampire: sightings, séances, duelling occultists, and a media frenzy that turned a graveyard into groun...

Welcome to a special episode of TGWU! It’s the middle of summer and we’re all feeling the heat, so grab a cocktail and sit back as we take a break from the paranormal and internet oddities, to invite regular-guest Paul (Moonback) on the show for a game of “Would You Rather?” Full of laughs, revelations, and a damn good time had by all! Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and...

Welcome back! It’s Monday and we’ve got the goods! Iain kicks us off with some (reportedly) true stories of the technology we use every day, recording evidence that we’re not alone in this world! From alien abductions, Alexa recording things, and smart watches - they record it tall!  And then Jordan reminds us that the paranormal isn’t the only thing we need to worry about, as he gives us a l...

This week, Iain takes us deep into the shadowy streets of old Toronto to uncover the story of the Cabbagetown Monster! A bizarre figure said to have inhabited the sewers in the 1970s. Was it a misidentified cryptid; a trickster spirit; or something a little more ordinary? Then Jordan shifts tones, but keeps the chaos, with a collection of things that people do to their partners to purposefully inf...

This week, Iain tells us about the story of Jerry Wills! The man who claims to have been healed by alien beings (or something similar, but let’s be real - it’s definitely aliens) and guided by intuitive downloads, along with a little bit on of onboard power, to heal the sick! We discuss his strangest claims, the stories of miraculous recoveries, and ask the big question - is Derren Brown an alien?...

Disappearances are unfortunately a sad reality. People go missing and we’re lucky to have people who are trained in looking for those lost loved ones. But what about when the police say nu-uh? What about when your entire family goes missing because the aliens did it, and there’s no one to help you? Well, that is today’s mystery as Iain tells us the story of Mrs. Beardtoes, and her encounter with a...

Oh hello, it’s a little early in the morning to be waking up, isn’t it? Oh, and what’s that outside your bedroom window? A sweet little nocturnal critter? Or is it an alien grey using its mind tricks to make you misremember your own abduction!? Definitely the latter - and don’t worry - Iain has all the facts on SCREEN MEMORIES! The phenomenon when paranormal creatures dress up as Earth creatures t...

Hello! Are you well? Great! Today, Iain has the story of Pat Price; a seemingly ordinary guy who turned out to be the CIA’s best asset! That is until he saw something he shouldn’t.  Jordan then tells us about some (dumb) criminals who ALMOST got away with their crimes. They were SO close!! But one thing (usually their own stupidity) got in their way, causing them to feel the full brunt of the...

Welcome to a double dose of the paranormal! The Guys have joined forces to bring you not just your regular segment as presented by Iain, but a full second segment presented by the one ands only Jordan! First Iain tells us about a line of dancing goblins that was seen by a farmer in France. These weren’t break dancing mind you, it was more the spooky kind. Confused? Dont worry, it’s all explained....

Join us two guys, Jordan and Iain — as we dive into two new topics every week! in each episode, Iain brings you a brand new tale from the world of the paranormal. It might be a cryptid encounter, a haunting, or a deep-dive into one eerie aspect of the unknown that ties the weird wider paranormal world together. Then Jordan brings a list of...  something.  It’s never the same, never a bas...

Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!  Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperatu...

Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!  And then there’s Jordan....