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Welcome, welcome! Whether you’re here for the first time, the 139th time, or somewhere in between, this week you’ve got yourself a good one. Today’s episode is stacked! We clear up a few things we’ve talked about before, and we’ve got an interview with a very special guest you’ll definitely want to stick around for. First up, Iain’s bringing us a story of a so-called “monster” that stalked the str...

This week we’re diving into two kinds of monsters; one that (apparently) stalked a North London cemetery, and another that lurks in the fine print of every program you’ve ever absent-mindedly clicked “I agree” on in order to use it. First, Iain takes us deep into the eerie legend of the Highgate Vampire: sightings, séances, duelling occultists, and a media frenzy that turned a graveyard into groun...

Welcome to a special episode of TGWU! It’s the middle of summer and we’re all feeling the heat, so grab a cocktail and sit back as we take a break from the paranormal and internet oddities, to invite regular-guest Paul (Moonback) on the show for a game of “Would You Rather?” Full of laughs, revelations, and a damn good time had by all! Support us Two Guys on Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and...

Welcome back! It’s Monday and we’ve got the goods! Iain kicks us off with some (reportedly) true stories of the technology we use every day, recording evidence that we’re not alone in this world! From alien abductions, Alexa recording things, and smart watches - they record it tall!  And then Jordan reminds us that the paranormal isn’t the only thing we need to worry about, as he gives us a l...

This week, Iain takes us deep into the shadowy streets of old Toronto to uncover the story of the Cabbagetown Monster! A bizarre figure said to have inhabited the sewers in the 1970s. Was it a misidentified cryptid; a trickster spirit; or something a little more ordinary? Then Jordan shifts tones, but keeps the chaos, with a collection of things that people do to their partners to purposefully inf...

This week, Iain tells us about the story of Jerry Wills! The man who claims to have been healed by alien beings (or something similar, but let’s be real - it’s definitely aliens) and guided by intuitive downloads, along with a little bit on of onboard power, to heal the sick! We discuss his strangest claims, the stories of miraculous recoveries, and ask the big question - is Derren Brown an alien?...

Disappearances are unfortunately a sad reality. People go missing and we’re lucky to have people who are trained in looking for those lost loved ones. But what about when the police say nu-uh? What about when your entire family goes missing because the aliens did it, and there’s no one to help you? Well, that is today’s mystery as Iain tells us the story of Mrs. Beardtoes, and her encounter with a...

Oh hello, it’s a little early in the morning to be waking up, isn’t it? Oh, and what’s that outside your bedroom window? A sweet little nocturnal critter? Or is it an alien grey using its mind tricks to make you misremember your own abduction!? Definitely the latter - and don’t worry - Iain has all the facts on SCREEN MEMORIES! The phenomenon when paranormal creatures dress up as Earth creatures t...

Hello! Are you well? Great! Today, Iain has the story of Pat Price; a seemingly ordinary guy who turned out to be the CIA’s best asset! That is until he saw something he shouldn’t.  Jordan then tells us about some (dumb) criminals who ALMOST got away with their crimes. They were SO close!! But one thing (usually their own stupidity) got in their way, causing them to feel the full brunt of the...

Welcome to a double dose of the paranormal! The Guys have joined forces to bring you not just your regular segment as presented by Iain, but a full second segment presented by the one ands only Jordan! First Iain tells us about a line of dancing goblins that was seen by a farmer in France. These weren’t break dancing mind you, it was more the spooky kind. Confused? Dont worry, it’s all explained....

Join us two guys, Jordan and Iain — as we dive into two new topics every week! in each episode, Iain brings you a brand new tale from the world of the paranormal. It might be a cryptid encounter, a haunting, or a deep-dive into one eerie aspect of the unknown that ties the weird wider paranormal world together. Then Jordan brings a list of...  something.  It’s never the same, never a bas...

Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!  Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperatu...

Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!  And then there’s Jordan....

This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!  Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some...

This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes ! But have a listen and decide for yourself. Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally norm...

This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.  And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break...

It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are jus...

Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a grou...

The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.  And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed b...

The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! T...

This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong.  And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; F...

Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!) And then, Jordan brings us...

Welcome to this week’s episode of TGWU! Today Iain starts by putting us all in a bad mood, because he tells us about the machine that is recycling our souls; all for the use of our lovely human power. Like the matrix… but REAL!  But don’t you worry, because Jordan is here to cheer us up again and give us some of the best translations of legit German words that describe many of the people we s...

Good morning, interested seekers of the truth! How ya doing? So today, we have ROSWELL! We all know about it; we’ve heard the story, so why are we talking about it? Because there’s loads of stuff! There’s extra stuff! There’s crazy stuff! There’s secret stuff and some stuff you definitely (may) not know! So hands at 10 & 2 and make sure you pilot your UFO more carefully than that EBE-1 did! As...

Welcome, weary travellers, to this week’s episode! Check your bags at the door and keep your wits about ya! Because today we’re discussing one of the most horrible hotels around; from suicides to murders, and ghosts to summoned demons! Us Two Guys would like to introduce you to the CECIL HOTEL!  Then from hotels to seaside trips, Jordan tells you the story of the BUM HEADED GOBLIN SNOGGING MO...