Two Guys, What's Up?
Two Guys, What's Up?
Welcome to the award winning comedy podcast Two Guys, What’s Up? Join Iain and Jordan every Monday as they explore the weird, the wonderful, and the downright unexplainable. From haunted houses to UFOs to the strangest corners of the internet, it’s part comedy, mostly chaos, and entirely questionable. Whether you’re a skeptic or a full-blown tinfoil-hat wearer, you’ll laugh, learn, and probably lose faith in reality. Follow Two Guys, What’s Up? wherever you get your podcasts! Because normal’s overrated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oct 16, 2026
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#28 - Underground Bases and Grey Skinned Faces 16.07.2023 37:03
This week on Two Guys, What's Up? - Iain tells us the gripping story of Phil Schneider, one of the OG whistle blowers on the alien presence here on (and under) our collective home we call Earth, then Jordan tests Iain’s not-so-extensive knowledge of music by giving him some misheard lyrics and asking which band their real counterparts came from. Play along at home and let us know if you did better...
#27 - Iain Discovers His New Favourite Pass Time - MADLIBS! 09.07.2023 35:05
Was it real? Did it happen? Did he really just have his chin licked by a sexy cat alien-lady? Find out in this weeks episode as the Guys jump back to basics and bring you the shocking tail of a poor man’s alien abduction experience. But then! Jordan does some top-tier podcasting and shows Iain what life is really about - and no, it's not the hokey cokey - it’s madlibs! The hilarious act of random...
#26 - Right, Hands Up if You're a Lizard! 02.07.2023 46:38
Welcome to today’s episode of Two Guys, What's Up? Today the Guys tackle their first ever conspiracy theory and delve mouth-first into the reptilians that rule the Earth from behind the proverbial curtain, but all that is just an appetiser as Jordan tells us some of the very best, perfectly-cooked bad takeaway reviews and what the restaurant procurers had to say in response! It’s a well done, cris...
#25 - Have You Done These Things? Research Says Absolutely, Wee Pal! 25.06.2023 46:08
Mysteries! They’re fascinating, right? Well today Iain fills us in on one of the strangest mysteries to have echoed through the ages. Was it a sea beast? Was it debt? Or was it aliens? This week we speculate about one of the strangest unsolved disappearances of three men. Then Jordan tells us about 10 things that we all do, but are all afraid to admit to… according to research, anyway. So, do you...
#24 - Iain’s Side Hustle as a Time Travel Restroom for Hire 18.06.2023 36:46
Join the Two Guys today as Iain tells us the story of one man who played the stock market, made his millions and disappeared without a trace, leaving everyone baffled. Then Jordan tells us of some people who came to possess the most unfortunate of nicknames, complete with stories of how said people came to be attached to their newly acquired moniker. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com...
#23 - Choppin' Grannies With Your Doppelgänger 11.06.2023 35:58
Welcome back to regular scheduled programming! The Two Guys are back on form this week bringing you some top quality creepy content and interesting information from around the internet! Iain tells you about 5 types of ghost - with a twist - and Jordan brings you a refined list of some of the stupidest things to have ever left the mouths of those who were eager to share their verbal diarrhoea with...
#22 - Stacks o' Facts! 04.06.2023 35:04
Welcome to Episode 22 of Two Guys, Whats up? As promised last week, the Two Guys bring you plenty of interesting facts to start your week off, ranging from mind-boggling pyramid facts to the weight of clouds, to name a few. And don’t worry - we won't be doing this again. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#21 - Saturday’s Surgery Sunbed Conundrum 28.05.2023 41:50
Welcome to another episode of Two Guys, What's Up? This week Iain tells the story of Howard Storm, the man who’s near death experience took him to heaven, hell and back again leaving him with an incredible tale to share with the world. Then Jordan tells us some amazing facts ranging from the interesting to the 'that'll help me if I'm ever on a game show' - powerful knowledge brought to you by the...
#20 - Acrobatic Mishaps and Trading Places 21.05.2023 42:44
Join the two Guys for their long-awaited and much celebrated (by Iain) 20th episode extravaganza! This week the Guys swap roles and Jordan takes you on a fantastic journey through ‘Phone Calls From The Dead' while Iain happily returns the favour and asks Jordan ten of the wildest 'would you rather?' questions to have ever floated past your little luggies. Talk to us - Follow us - www.twoguyswhatsu...
#19 - 'Two Guys, What's Up' Branded Mayonnaise Coming Soon! 14.05.2023 39:20
Another Monday and another Episode of Two Guys, What's Up! This week we hear one Guy’s research into one of the spookiest poltergeist stories coming out of the UK and then we follow up with 'Would You Rather' part two! Including, but not limited to, questions about finger nails, hairy teeth and knowing the future date of your death! It’s a wild ride so strap in, get your Ouija board ou...
#18 - Bourbon Biscuit Battle Royal! (Also Premonitions and Creepy Last Words) 07.05.2023 42:19
It’s Monday! That can only mean one thing!* The Guys are back to make your week start off on the best note possible. We laugh in F#. Join us today as we talk seeing the future and hear some prophetic stories from history, as well as from every day people, predicting their own future and sometimes demise. Then we listen to Jordan tell us some of the downright creepiest last words spoken from people...
#17 - Bigfoot is an Alien(?) and Glitches in the Matrix 30.04.2023 44:37
Join the two Guys today as we find out how much Iain can keep a promise as we dive giant feet-first into the documentary 'The Alien Bigfoot Connection Revealed' and hopefully make Jordan more of a believer as we explore the high strangeness that surrounds the Bigfoot phenomena. Then Jordan tells us some of the strangest "glitch in the matrix" stories that have been experienced and documented by ev...
#16 - Bigfoot-Run Burger Kings and Laws You May Have Broken! 23.04.2023 42:54
Join the two Guys as they have found their way to their beds, sobered up and had just enough decaf tea to be able to make it to their recording stations in there own homes in time to discuss Bigfoot - what it is? Where did it come from? Why are their burgers so good and why does Iain keep finding himself alone in the woods with them? Then Jordan takes us on a high speed drive in the fast lane wher...
#15 (Part 2) - The Questioning 16.04.2023 36:17
Join the two Guys as they drunkenly stumble back in time to bring you the episode that they recorded on the same day as last week’s, to be released in the future! On this episode, the two Guys drop the paranormal and amazingly interesting internet gems and cozy down with a further 8,000 cocktails and play two, YES TWO! games of the classic television gameshow 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire'. One r...
#15 (Part 1) - How to Command The Demon Horse and The Best Way to Make Companies Hate You! 09.04.2023 43:24
Drinks might have been involved in the recording of this week’s episode as the Guys once again got together in the same room. One Guy tells you about some of Scotland’s most fantastic Cryptids from the most famous, to the most evil; from the sexiest to the most helpful! Then, the other Guy fills you in on the most annoying customer service representative around, who seems to work for everyone! Tal...
#14 - Shooting Metal Aliens, Would You Rather & Sexy Goat Talk 02.04.2023 43:19
This week the Two Guys discuss the infamous case of the bullet proof Kelly - Hopkinsville chihuahuas and we learn some questionable truths as Iain answers some probing 'Would you rather' questions. Do you have some questions you'd like to ask us? Send them in! we'd love to answer them. Follow us and talk to us here - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Hellier Season 1 Episode 1 - https://www.y...
#13 - A Hole That's Better Than Most Holes Around & Freakin' Out Your Parents 26.03.2023 44:34
Join the Two Guys today as we hear about Jordan’s recent attendance at a psychic show. Iain lets you know about his favourite hole in internet legend - the fascinating story of Mel's Hole. and Jordan wraps things up with some of the creepiest things that children have ever said to their parents, so strap yourself in! We don't want you falling into the hole this week on Two Guys, What's Up? Talk to...
#12 - The Greys Get What's Coming To Them and Delivery Tales From Hell! 20.03.2023 45:46
Welcome back to another exciting instalment of Two Guys, What's Up? and boy is it a good’ne! Iain enlightens us all to the fact that it is possible to fight back against those Grey, bedroom invading creepers from space and tells amazing stories of people who have done such a thing, before Jordan regales us with some of the weirdest, strangest and scariest stories of fast food delivery drivers. And...
#11 - Strange Coincidences and Even Stranger Pregnancy Cravings. 13.03.2023 47:14
Have you ever wondered “what are some of the most bizarre coincidences that have ever happened?” Then gone on to ponder, “I wonder what some of the strangest cravings are that people have had during pregnancy?” Well if you have then you're in luck!(?) Today the Two Guys tackle these very subjects! Amongst some other points of interest including - but not limited to - a song about the career aspira...
#10 - The Brutal Quiz & Baba Vanga's definitely true and completely believable future predictions! 06.03.2023 58:12
Once upon a time in a far away land, a seer was born who would predict all manner of things that would happen around the world. This week, find out what The Bulgarian mystic has to say about our future as a species, ranging from two suns to meeting our maker. All of this fun sandwiched between Jordan asserting dominance; testing Iain's knowledge, and letting the world know just how clever our resi...
#9 - Dan Aykroyd has a pilots licence!? 27.02.2023 45:47
This week Iain takes you on a paranormal journey, revealing what started Dan Aykroyds' love for all things spooooky; including some of his own close encounters and Britney Spears! Then Jordan decides to test Iain’s knowledge of The War of the Worlds musical because he has, after all, listened to it for literally 700 days running. Will he win the grand prize? Or will his brain fail him (as per?) Fi...
#8 - 4th Dimensional Chat and Chuck Norris Jokes!...Anyone? 20.02.2023 49:06
Join us this week as we hear about how the traitorous Jordan stole a job right from underneath poor, innocent Iain’s tiny little dangley feet. We get our mind boggled, as Iain shares one or two possible theories for the paranormal. Jordan brings us all back down to Earth with the best (and worst) “Chuck Norris jokes” around. Follow us, talk to us: twoguyswhatsup.com Hosted on Acast. Se...
#7 - Valentines Special and Worst Dates Ever. 13.02.2023 38:16
This is the week of love! So we take a trip back through time to what started it all. Then we cut to the present to find out how some have taken such a horrible thing and made it… way worse. Followed by a special quiz for our Guy, Jordan. Happy Valentines, lovers! xoxoTalk to us and keep up to date with what we’re up to:Twitter - https://mobile.twitter.com/twoguyswhatsupEmail - twoguyswhatsup@gmai...
#6 - Guys, Ghosts, Guitars and...Gards? 06.02.2023 50:11
Today the Guys are back in their own lairs - Iain gets out his creepy arm before we read out our first ever spooky listener submission. Jordan gives us a run down on the most expensive deck of cards in the world and Iain reprimands him by testing his musical prowess, playing chords (that even a toddler could have done a better job of). Stay tuned for some quirky facts and the worst outro you'll pr...
#5 - Two Guys, One Haunted House. 30.01.2023 43:46
In this week’s episode, the Guys finally make it into the same room together and it just so happens that this room is in the MOST HAUNTED HOUSE ON THE STREET! Including discussions of mass hysteria, disgusting cocktails, and finishing off the evening with a ghost hunt! Opeth - Ghost of Perdition (Funky tie misheard lyric - sung from 1:14) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE Opeth - The Bay...
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