Two Filthy Nerds

MudBloods! Squibs! Voices! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED!!! And wtf is the deal with this Colin Creevey kids deal? All this and much more on our recap of chapters 7-8 of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets! Two Filthy Nerds is a comedy podcast hosted by two of the funniest--and dirtiest--comedians in the world, Nicole Aimée Schreiber and Jessica Michelle Singleton that deep dives into...

Floo Powder! Whomping Willows! And possibly the biggest douchebag whoever lived?? We recap Chapters 4-6 of Chamber of Secrets in this episode! Two Filthy Nerds is a comedy podcast hosted by two of the funniest--and dirtiest--comedians in the world, Nicole Aimée Schreiber and Jessica Michelle Singleton that deep dives into and recapping different parts of nerd pop culture with large fandoms, one at...

SORTED. We've decided not to do movie before book so we continue on into Harry's second year. We recap the first three chapters. Flying cars! Real life lawn gnomes! Nicole's clit looks like Dobby and which character do we think is a power bottom? We'll be deep diving into and recapping different parts of nerd pop culture with large fandoms, one at a time. Patrons will vote on our n...

WE'LL BE ROOMMATES IN A FEW WEEKS AND THE SOUND QUALITY WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER. STICK WITH US! We watched the first movie with some of our patrons (via Zoom) and obviously had to talk about how much better the book was. Two Filthy Nerds has a very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks. Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand...

It's International Harry Potter Day! We had our first High Tea for Patreon subscribers with the hilarious Audrey Stewart ! JMS ate spaghetti with tea like a slob while Audrey told us about her Harry Potter experience, how Benadryl is an upper for her and much more. We ended with live questions from the patrons on the zoom. Join to be part of the fun!  Two Filthy Nerds has a very Harry Potter P...

A mirror that shows your deepest desires!? An invisibility cloak! DRAGONS!!!!! And THE SORCERER'S STONE!! We reach the end of Year One!!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!)  Early episode re...

A mirror that shows your deepest desires!? An invisibility cloak! DRAGONS!!!!! And THE SORCERER'S STONE!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!)  Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of...

Wizard's Duels! A THREE HEADED DOG! Trolls in the dungeon! And Nicole finally learns WTF QUIDDITCH is! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!)  Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of th...

Platform Nine and Three Quarters! The Sorting Hat! Wtf is the deal with Professor Snape?? The adventure continues and Nicole's head is exploding. We finally have a PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!)  Early episode rele...

Mysterious letters, (A LOT of them!) A giant named Hagrid! Harry is a WIZARD!? Gringotts and Diagon Alley! Harry's world is being flipped upside down! In case you haven't heard, "Name That Pod" is a Harry Potter podcast until further notice! (until we finish the series) JMS is an HP nerd and Nicole has NEVER read any of the books or seen ANY of the movies! So she's just diving...

In case you haven't heard, "Name That Pod" is a Harry Potter podcast until further notice* *until we finish the series JMS is a super HP nerd and Nicole has NEVER read any of the books or seen ANY of the movies! So she's just diving into the Hogwarts world for the first time. In fact, we haven't even GOTTEN to Hogwarts yet so she doesn't know what that means. Each episode r...

People are morons and we hate this as much as anyone! Stay inside and stop calling this the new normal. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leave suggestions in their review on the iT...

A quick episode at a differently scheduled time to introduce a new undertaking the ladies are inviting all of you on. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals delivered to your home if you live in CA, AZ, or NV) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them ever...

Nicole & JMS recorded an episode via Skype for the first time because they're social distancing. What a crazy turn the world has taken in the past week. This week the ladies talk all about how they're dealing with the new normal. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals deli...

Has Nicole ever been on the wagon? Can she survive a toilet paer shortage? (Absolutely not.)   This week, the ladies are discussing Coronavirus (Nicole is terrified) and how more than one audience member has asked JMS if she has a certain disease. Of course, they also talk about food because they're fucking obsessed with it. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMe...

The girls discuss how having an accountability buddy can backfire when you're a codependent food addict. It's a real look at their Whole 30 journey, a strict diet which they realize they began during National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy mea...

What starts as an episode about CoronaVirus quickly turns into a conversation about food. Because, of course it does. Nicole has done CrossFit for exactly one day and she's already a fitness evangelist. Meanwhile, JMS contemplates an all hotdog diet. To try Eat the 80 meal delivery along with us, head to EatThe80.com and use code "NAMETHATPOD" for 30% off your first delivery. YUM YUM!...

This week we have way less nudity but are somehow far more offensive. We talk about the Titanic, airline etiquette and we make terrible jokes about devastating tragedies because there was no deep dish pizza around to cope with our emotions. Not for the easily offended or anyone who hated the movie Titanic. #EatMyAss Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wedne...

What starts out as an episode about the Oscars and Hollywood quickly turns into the ladies exposing the greatest assholes in the entertainment industry. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners wh...

The ladies are talking about their dopplegangers, J Lo and Shakira's (no further questions please) performance at the Super Bowl and the backlash from people who shudder at the sight of women's skin. It takes a somewhat serious turn at some point where JMS gives a peak at how fucked up her abandonment issues have truly made her, still to this day. Enjoy! (?) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée...

LISTEN. This episode is a cop out. We know that. It's very short because we were in a time crunch getting Nicole to the airport and JMS was flying to Europe for a couple weeks the next day. HUMBLE BRAAAAAG!! They talk about diarrhea. Because, of course they do. They also talk about nerd culture/Comic Con and Harry Potter. Enjoy this brief episode recorded while driving. Back to our regularly s...

This week it's all about polyamory vs open relationships and the skepticism both women have about all relationships in general. They discuss threesomes, self worth and most importantly: sex dungeons as they wonder why the fuck anyone would want to have more than one serious relationship when it's hard enough to have one. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join the...

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This week the girls are talking all about Gwyneth Paltrow's company GOOP and the stupid clickbait candle that smells like her vagina. (It doesn't. Trust us. If her vagina smells like that candle she got a venereal disease from...

This week the ladies are shitting on people who make a substance their entire personality. They talk about potheads and adderall addicts and people who think loving pizza is a personality trait. They ponder what their brand would be if they had to be defined by only three physical things each. What drugs are they prescribed to now? Which have they been? Should they apply to be part of the Oscar Me...

Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. The ladies are talking all about the start of the new year! Well, sort of. They're mostly going on about codependence and how JMS drank a steaming cup of shit. Happy (?) New Year! JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name...