Two Filthy Nerds

The final task and it's HEART WRENCHING! What will become of Feyre and the faeries under the mountain? All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down the final chapters 42-46 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss hearing about JMS hour special taping and her trip to see Taylor Swift in New Orleans!! S...

Secrets, lies and illiteracy! All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 39-41 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on a Nicole VS JMS IG explore page comparison!!! What does yours look like? Subscribe wherever you're listening to this and leave us a rating and review! If it's cr...

Tasks, debt repayments, and unusually kind treatment from a usually unkind High Lord! All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 36-38 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on a wild celebrity conspiracy!!! Subscribe wherever you're listening to this and leave us a rating and review!...

Attor and adders and we need adderall. Amarantha is ugly on the outside, too. Love confessions and ridiculous riddles. Don't worry, it gets Beddor. Also there is quite a hilarious calamity that is worth heading over to YouTube to see. All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 33-35 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min mark to skip the...

Alms for the poor, Isaac Hale's fat wife, Nesta never fell for any of this shit and returning to what's left of Spring Court. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 30-32 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on on hearing us...

STICKY PAGE ALERT!! WE FINALLY HIT THE SPICY CHAPTER OF THIS BOOK!!! And sure, some other maybe crucial stuff like someone saying "I love you" and Feyre being sent back to the human world but we know why you're here. It's why we're here. SMUT! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 27-29 of "A Court of...

Seeing Alis for who she really is, literally. Faerie wine and a Fiddler on the...Floor? Glamoured villains and finally a name for the c*nt behind the chaos--AMARANTHA. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 24-26 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 12ish min mark to skip the banter but...

Replenishing the magic of Prythian, allegedly, bite marks and some of the most insane riffs we've ever had. Possibly our favorite episode to date? All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 21-23 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10ish min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss o...

It took 5 episodes but we've finally hit our stride! WE'RE BACK, BABY! A gallery, a glen, a weird bonfire orgy? Calanmai is upon us and we encounter some strange new characters and experience some sultry seduction. And why are we so okay with toxic men if they're in magical books?? We've entered the foreplay chapter of ACOTAR and it's only going to heat up from here! All this a...

A couple fun derails and...What's this?? Is Tamlin starting to get sweet on Feyre? Skip ahead to the 10ish min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on Nicole's hilarious date story! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 15-17 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas BOOKSTAGRAM ACCOUNT REC...

We're back and we're starting to get a semblance of a format. Skip ahead to the 10 min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss our bookish recommendations! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 11-14 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas BOOKSTAGRAM ACCOUNT RECOMMENDATION: @bookhuddle BOOK REC...

Live from Prythian! Masks and mysterious forces and bad compliments! Plus a dude with a metal eye! Faerie men are babies? And more! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 6-10 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Subscribe wherever you're listening to this and leave us a rating and review! If it's...

It begins! We open with some silly banter and stories but skip ahead to just after 14 minutes (plus any ad time, if you hear any) to get directly to book talk. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 1-5 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Subscribe wherever you're listening to this and leave us a rat...

Welcome to your new dirty little secret! Your favorite smut sluts are diving head first into the filthy fantasy series that's taking the world by storm. (Seriously, we're soaked over here.) We're obsessing over "A Court of Thorns & Roses" by Sarah J. Maas and you will be too. Grab your copy, make some coffee, and get ready to dish on the first 10 episodes with our two episo...

It's the final Phase 3 film and the girls are trying to untangle a web of disappointment. Can anyone take Jake Gyllenhaal serious in this role? Even though this movie was mostly trash, they still had some fun with it. They end with a season 3 recap and announce Phase 4 will be exclusively on Patreon, so come on over. Subscribe to PATREON! for PHASE FOUR and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to se...

Death, destruction, and gratuitous cameos. This movie is just comic book porn. If you found Hawkeye 's random killing spree after his family was snapped away relatable, please see a therapist IMMEDIATELY. SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE TONIGHT December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe...

Today we're talking about THE BADDEST BITCH in the Marvel Universe!!!! Nicole & JMS are losing their shit (both figuratively and literally, as usual) over Captain Marvel! SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE on December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos...

Ant-Man is BACK, BABY!! JMS is going to make an Infinity Gauntlet out of stones created from the ashes of all the dead people she loves. And both ladies want to be f*cked to death by Bobby Cannavale. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and...

The wait is over! Nicole reveals herself as one of those "Thanos had a point" people and that she's using the internet as a doctor--AGAIN. Is COVID a real life *snap*? And why are so many people posting pictures of their poop on Reddit!? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow...

This was supposed to be a recording about Infinity Wars but Nicole & JMS were so loopy that it just became a chat like the good ol' early days of the show. Enjoy this deep discussion and get excited for more Phase 3 to come very soon! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Fil...

HEADS UP: Audio quality on this episode is a little rough. We're working on improving for the remaining episodes. OH FUCK YEAH! BLACK PANTHER IS HERE!!!! Drink every time Nicole reminds you she was pre-med. The ladies talk about white noise which is what this podcast is probably classified as at this point. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!...

HEADS UP: Audio quality on this and the next episode is a little rough. We're working on it for the remaining episodes. It's the best Thor movie in the entire Marvel franchise and we meet the ultimate feminist hero, Hela. JMS wants Thor to hit her with his big black hammer and Nicole wants have her Heimdall popped. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&A...

SPIDER-MAN IS HERE!!!! We're all ready for Tom Holland to web all over our faces! We both pick superhero names and guess which one of us has abilities involving their butthole? All this AND Michael Keaton!!?? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for ne...

Does Nicole have swiss cheese brain and is JMS literally the only person the D.A.R.E. program worked for? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the fam...

We're back out in the cosmos with Chris Pratt's ass and a planet that has literally fucked it's way across the universe. JMS is Mountain Dew Buddha while Nicole is looking for some sodom to our Gomora. Our hilarious friend Danny Jolles (Crazy Ex Girlfriend) joins us to talk about how amazing this film is. This was a fun one! Watch Danny's comedy special FOR FREE Subscribe to PATREO...